Germany - (Ass Mess): German politics have just got even more niffy with today's announcement that the Reichstag is to become the greenest parliament building in the world, running solely on horseshit.
The modern brutalist building's power supplies have been plugged straight into an enormous arsehole of an equine biofuel generator that provides enough energy for the entire building's lighting, heating and aircon needs.
"Actually the aircon takes up 95% of all available energy," a spokesman said today, "because the entire building stinks to high heaven.
"We don't know if that's because of Angela Merkel or because horseshit stinks more than cowshit.
"Either way we're thinking of issuing gasmasks as an economy measure during the sweltering summer months."
German MPs say it takes 5000 euros a day to feed the horses to produce the necessary manure for processing into biofuel.
Conventional energy production methods cost approximately 5005 euros a day - so the equine option is a clear winner.
"We're thinking of selling the idea to the Brits," a source added.
