Written by Tiki Murphy

Friday, 21 March 2008

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Daddy's Little Princess, the proud mama, and her 'Whisperer".

In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to his child.

When asked if Daniel really is the father, a spokesperson for the co-star said, "Of this there is no doubt. This child looks just like Daniel, he even has a lightning bolt on his forehead. However, we believe this came from his mother. The little one has he same wild mane of dark hair and an enormously large penis for one so young. We believe he is a throwback."

We tried to speak with the Equus star, Daddy's LIttle Princess, but the mare couldn't be reached for comment. However, we were able to find out from her 'whisperer' that the foals name is Harry Potter's Love Child.

Rumor has it the child will have a bit part in the last Harry Potter film, as one of the centaurs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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