Spoof writer of note Mr. MyHat2u soiled himself today whilst composing a turd retribution story aimed at fellow writer Duncan Whitehead, who is of less note.
Mr. MyHat2u was composing the shit piece as a way to get back at Whitehead because of an angry exchange the two had in a writer discussion thread last night. Mr. MyHat2u had offered a poll concerning this author's excellent writing skills.
Although the poll was rather straightforward, Whitehead chose not to answer directly and accused this author of being a troll. There ensued an ugly exchange between the two turd titans, leaving many spoof writers to speculate that a turd story war may occur in the near future.
Mr. MyHat2u had chosen a nearby cafe with Internet access as his writing location. He was so intent on revenge with Whitehead that he neglected to see to his bodily needs, and unexpectedly shit himself. A crowd of people turned away (most likely in disgust), leaving Mr. MyHat2u with a ruined pair of $100 blue jeans and a complete loss of pride.
Turd researchers are investigating how it was possible for Mr. MyHat2u's turd to pass through the blue jean material and emerge on the other side still maintaining its natural form. It is thought that fiber in both the blue jeans and the turd played a major role in the miraculous emergence.
What has come to light is that their 'mock' fight was an attempt to stir the sleeping giant that they endeavour to emulate.
They will have to do much much better than that.
