Written by Sophie Jayne

Friday, 21 March 2008

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Queenie About To Strip.

In an interesting Career changer HM Elizabeth II has taken up stripping, appearing at stag parties and other celebratory events.

She was dared to turn stripper by a close friend who told her they would give her fifty quid if she enrolled in a stripping agency. Not one to miss out on a little bit of cash Queenie accepted the dare.

After her first stripping session the queen was amazed at how much she enjoyed it declaring "I was born to strip! I should have done this years ago."

The queen will next be taking up pole dancing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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