A poorly read writer on TheSpoof.com has repeatedly been rated at either #3 or #4 for some weeks now.The dullard even placed #1 for a week or so!
The mere placing of the dim-witted Buckwheatsbutt at this esteemed level only shows that his talent must be picked from a rubbish bin behind the restaurant of Foolish Dreams! Either that or he only ever writes about other writers or this Mikey Cyrus chappy.
Myself, on the other hand, only only places at # 14 and even though those that are before me on the rankings display even less talent than the unfortunate wretch Buckwheat, they seem to gather more attention! He claims he is a 'little black kid'. I don't doubt it as his scrawlings are that of a child.
Balderdash I say! Rubbish! I will go on to surpass the untalented fools. Upsurp the staus quo, and reveal my truest talents and superb writing skill sets.
But he is in good company with the likes of that fat little man Jesus-Budda who I fear is mad, the 16 year old moron from Bombay who I fear is illiterate, the antichrist Whitehead who I fear is evil, and that simply awful man Mr. Peno who I fear may one day publish a book!
