A fan of actor of note, Johnny Depp, is claiming that he kissed her ring after the two met at a shop in Chingford Essex.
Carina Tea, a spunky thing with flowing red hair and a penchant for cigars says that Mr Depp was most gracious after their exchange. The 'smoking' red head said that she asked Depp for an autograph. Of course he obliged. He then offered to kiss her ring.
Unfortunately there was a breakdown in communication. Young Ms Tea, misunderstanding what the actor meant, removed her extremely tight jeans, rolled her knickers (size extra large) down to her ankles and bent down to allow Mr Depp to kiss her ring.
Depp, as cool as ever did not oblige. He advised the embarrassed woman to dress and to return to whence it came her ample behind. He then, as he always intended, kissed her eternity ring which was by all accounts, squeezed onto one of her chubby little fingers.
