US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight
In an effort to avoid disenfranchising African-Americans, the U.S. Senate is advancing a bill that would count each vote by black Americans as eight votes.
Read full storyObama Promotes 'Typical' "Village People" Singers Adorning US Coins
Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama promoted using images of The Village People - a musical group of the 1970's and '80's - on US coins.
Read full storyFerraro on Hot Seat for 2nd "Racial Slur"
Barely a week since her now infamous statement that race heightened Obama's rise to fame, Geraldine Ferraro faces new accusations of racism.
Read full storyBallerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine
Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.
Read full storyHeavy Snow Sweeps Britton
20-stone (280lb/127kg) Canadian rap artist Snow tonight faces multiple assault charges after lashing out at daytime TV presenter Fern Britton with a chimneysweep's broom. The 86-year-old Informer performer hit out during a heated argument over the g...
Read full storyHarry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet
During a small get together of Harry Potter stars, Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, reluctantly came out of the closet.
Read full storyReichstag to run solely on farmyard effluent
Germany - (Ass Mess): German politics have just got even more niffy with today's announcement that the Reichstag is to become the greenest parliament building in the world, running solely on horseshit.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare
Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus, and Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson, have more in common than fame and Google searches. It seems both have been victims of a Peeping Tom.
Read full storyFormer Contestants Tell Current Wannabees "Tits and Ass Won't Win Idol"
Kellie Pickler knows as the voice of experience. So does Kimberly Caldwell. Antonella Barba found out last season. Kristy Lee Cook may learn the lesson this year. According to Kellie, "It takes more than a nice pair a' tits and a tight ass to win...
Read full storyJohnny Depp kissed my ring says fan
A fan of actor of note, Johnny Depp, is claiming that he kissed her ring after the two met at a shop in Chingford Essex.
Read full storyHarry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit
In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to h...
Read full storyAssumption is the Folly of fools
While some may argue that things are not always as they seem on occasion - on occasion they are all that they seem. Take for example conspiracy theories, if you will.
Read full storyDerek Conway scandal reveals outrageous MP perks
The scandal that has enveloped MPs over the ludicrous levels of their allowances took a dramatic turn today after the police announced they were unable to take any action over the Derek Conway affair due to limitations within the whole parliamentary...
Read full storyMr. MyHat2u goes to the lavatory
Spoof writer of note Mr. MyHat2u soiled himself today whilst composing a turd retribution story aimed at fellow writer Duncan Whitehead, who is of less note.
Read full storyBrian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children
Current rugby union England coach, Brian Ashton, is to be used as a new treatment for children who show aggressive and hyperactive behaviour.
Read full storyHeather Mills reveals plan to take revenge on Paul
Heather Mills has revealed her new plan to recoup the millions she believes she is "owed" by ex husband and ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.
Read full storyChina locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces
Anxious Chinese generals were locked in emergency session today after Tibet's Communist Party secretary, Zhang Qingli, announced the state faced "a life and death struggle with the Dalai Clique". Senior generals are concerned that whil...
Read full storyU.S. Presidential Candidates Hire Consultants To Prevent Embarrassments As Conventions Near
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Read full storyBritney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence
After her early release from prison a few months back, Britney Spears was ordered to perform 2000 hours of community service. Until now, the only service that she had performed for the world at large was mostly keeping her clothes on and staying out...
Read full story1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama
Speaking for militant 70s-era urban guerilla group the Symbionese Liberation Army, Patty 'Tania' Hearst-Shaw today announced the SLA's official reorganization and showcased their reemerg...
Read full storyThe Last of The Last?
Long-running British Comedy "Last of the Summer Wine" has finally finished following the passing-on of the entire cast in just one week!...
Read full storyQueen Wees In The Street
Today a number of people witnessed the queen urinating in a gutter on Downing Street on the way to a meeting with PM Gordon Brown.
Read full storyBin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace
In a message released on al Jazeera Osama bin Ladin has urged Muslims to support the establishment of a Palestinian state. In the recording he said "Every Muslim has a duty to work towards a viable independent Palestinian state and the...
Read full storyQueenie Turns Stripper
In an interesting Career changer HM Elizabeth II has taken up stripping, appearing at stag parties and other celebratory events.
Read full storyNew Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California
Archaeologists and Anthropologists at a joint dig in the Sierra Nevada mountain range west of San Francisco, California have discovered a new sub-species of human being. Preliminary carbon dating of the fossilized remains and dating of the source ma...
Read full storyThe New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan
(Washington, D.C.) Was it meant to add eight more Republican years in the White House come November? Or has someone started paying visits to the office of Dr. Jack Daniels again? Whatever the reason, the buzz has been nonstop since...
Read full storyEaster Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested
Millions of children will go eggless this Sunday as the Eater Bunny is rotting in a prison cell and will not be able to make his usual delivery.
Read full storyFrance cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third
President Sarkozy has announced France's stocks of air launched nuclear weapons is to be slashed in an effort to ensure the safety of Europe. In a speech to French defence chiefs Sarkozy hailed the plan as a major blow to the enemies of France a...
Read full storyJames Rubin questioned about Holy Roman Emperor VIP receipts
New York - (Spitzer Mess): Former Sky News lead anchor James Rubin faces some tricky questions this weekend about loyalty card receipts connected to the Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency's London operations.
Read full storyNaked American Idol photographs of all contestants to be published in Playgirl and Playboy
Nude photographs of American Idol stars are being published in next months issues of Playgirl and Playboy magazine. Causing a vast amount of excitement amongst many fans of the show.
Read full storyCertified 'Bean Head' ranks #4!
A poorly read writer on TheSpoof.com has repeatedly been rated at either #3 or #4 for some weeks now.The dullard even placed #1 for a week or so!...
Read full storyBookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours
London - (Sacrilegious Mess): Up to 10,000 churches have opened for the first time on Good Friday since the government relaxed laws about gambling with people's credulity last year.
Read full story16 Year old Indian kid admits he can't read - "wiritng" is pretty bad too
A 16 year old kid from Bombay in India who claims "We are the new kids on the block.Gonna tickle your funny bone for sure. If not, go get an X-Ray test done" has admitted he can not read. His writing skills are pretty appalling als...
Read full storyEPA Targets Carbonated Beverage Industry
WASHINGTON D.C. - The EPA has begun an investigation into carbon dioxide producers after preliminary evaluation of emissions from the manufacture and dispensation of carbonated beverages.
Read full storyConstipation Strikes Radcliffe Down
Yesterday filming of the latest Potter film was halted due to actor Daniel Radcliffe stuck on the toilet constipated for 26 hours.
Read full storyHaut de la Garenne: 'grisly drain leads to Drowning Street lav'
Jersey - (Putrid Mess): Forensic archaeologists probing the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors say a suspect drain under a basement 'cattle trough' sink "leads straight to sewers under 10 Drowning Street."...
Read full storyPresident Bush Calls for End to Domestic Spending!
Crappers; Today President bush has announce that domestic spending on the poor is out of control and many programs will end.
Read full storyDublin declared "missionary position territory"
Dublin has been officially declared "missionary position territory" by Archbishop Dick Smartin amid falling numbers in the use of the missionary position. A major plan to renew the Catholic Church in the country's biggest diocese was...
Read full storyHillary gets down and dirty
Hillary Clinton didn't want to have to go to Evansville, Indiana.
Read full storyProstitute License Gets You a Green Card!
In Fyodor Dostoyevsky's classic novel Crime and Punishment, the noble daughter, Sonia, is forced by family circumstances to get a "Yellow Ticket" which allows her to earn money to save her family by acts of prostitution...
Read full storyAmerican Viceroys Now Rule Iraq
Many British subjects can recall the days of the Empire upon which the Sun never set. In those glory days the Viceroy (etymologically the king of vice) ruled a particular parcel of the empire with near omnipotence. Viceroys and their Vicereinas sat o...
Read full story"We Partied Like it was 1929"
Princeton and NY Times Economist, Paul Krugman recognizes the similarities between our current economic crisis and the events that led up to the Great Depression.
Read full storyReverand Wright God Damns Mr. Rogers
In a memorial service held at a popular, and trendy, downtown Chicago street corner to honor the late Fred Rogers, famed creator and star of the PBS children's TV show, "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood", The Greater Chicago Theological Soc...
Read full storyNFL Green Lights New PFC conference
Although Cedrick Wilson has been released from the Steelers for punching his girlfriend, the NFL brain-trust is hard at work to keep all of that talent hard at work.
Read full storyMcCain Celebrates Purimween
ISRAEL - Today Republican candidate John Sidney McCain explained to reporters that the Jewish festival of Purim was like the American Halloween.
Read full storyMilitias Make a Comeback
Once the Supreme Court finalizes its decision in regards to the 2nd amendment members of militias will increase substantially. The Supreme Court is expected to declare the right to bare arms as an exclusive right of each states militia. Organized m...
Read full storyA.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station
Huston, Texas - Just after one day "Dextre" the Robot was activated by the shuttle crew of the Endeavour, NASA ordered him shutdown. The trouble began when Dextre was asked to deviate from its primary programming to get the crew a cup of co...
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