Naked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way
Last season, the American Idol television show was rocked by scandal when naked pictures of three of the top twenty-four contestants were made available for viewing on the internet. That scandal has continued into 2008 and Season #7 as naked picture...
Read full storyArnold Schwarzenegger Returns as Governor as Writer's Strike Comes to an End
SACRAMENTO-After taking several month off due to a lack of material, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to his role as California Governor. Maria Schriver, his co-star, also returns.
Read full storyCash for pubs to become more masturbation-friendly
The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.
Read full storyNew Jedi Temple to be Built in Surrey UK
Crappers In Little Whinging Surrey a new Jedi Temple is being proposed at the town council. The design of the temple is exactly like the one in Star Wars "The Phantom Menace". The four spires will be sixty stories tall and the middle spire...
Read full storyWenham to take over Naked Chef series
Australian cutie-pie (pun very much intended, although I'm not a cannibal) Dave Wenham has been offered to take over the show after original star Jamie Oliver has retreated to publishing only.
Read full storyKarl Urban signs with JP Gaultier
Pathfinder star Karl Urban has been singled out by fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaultier to represent and design his new collection of body jewelry.
Read full storyAlex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains
SAN DIEGO - Marvel Comics announced last December that it was joining forces with the United Nations to bolster the world organization's lack-luster image by producing "free" comic books depicting popular superheroes wo...
Read full storyZero visibility at stealth bomber crash site
A B-2 stealth bomber crashed in Guam on Friday as part of a United States Air Force project to determine just how undetectable the plane is.
Read full storyRepublicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates
Washington, D.C. - Even with Obama's stunting success in winning more state delegates than Clinton, Hillary still holds a commanding lead over him in the number of "uncommitted" supperdelegates (elected officials) she controls going int...
Read full storySat Nav Leads Unsuspecting Driver To Brigadoon
A popular Sat Nav system has inadvertently led a provisional driver from Leeds to the mythical Scottish town of Brigadoon. The driver, who does not wish to be named, passed his test just 2 weeks ago and received the "Tom-Dick-Harry" Satelli...
Read full storyKate Blanchet to Portray Ozzie Osbourne
Fresh from her breakthrough performance as the young Bob Dylan in "I'm Not There", actress Kate Blanchet has signed to play the young Ozzie Osbourne in his film bio entitled "I Can't Talk."...
Read full storySt. Patrick's Day to be moved
Dublin - St. Patrick's Day, the largest festival in Ireland, is to be moved from March 17th to November 4th, it was revealed today. The change comes after much pressure from the Gardai (Irish police service) to the Irish government.
Read full storyBruce Forsyth to Be Engaged To Heather Mills: The Saga Continues
One of Britain's iconic TV entertainers, Bruce Forsyth who claims he is 35 years-old but looks about 80 has just announced that he is to be engaged to Heather Mills. Forsyth met his latest love a...
Read full storyCeline Dion will Destroy Mankind
'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...
Read full storyStealth Bomber Goes Missing
A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...
Read full storyMental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle
Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.
Read full storyUnited Sandwich© Producers Alliance (USPA) Files Lawsuit Due To Product Defamation
US and A - Defense lawyers are calling it a case of political correctness gone awry, but the USPA intends to file a class action lawsuit against anyone who has used the word "sandwich"© in vain during the previous ten years.
Read full storyBettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown
As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...
Read full storyShorthanded, Cleveland's Cavaliers Narrowly Defeat Washington's Wizards
US and A - Despite a visible handicap that may have resulted from a pubescent trading-card-induced-repetitive-stress-injury, Fred "Don't Ask" Cleveland outscored his opponent Barry "Dingle" Washington in the Dungeons & Dragons...
Read full storyShocking Discovery: Third Facial Expression Found on Kate Bosworth
Hollywood was rocked by recently published findings indicating what no one ever dared suspect: that vacant starlet Kate Bosworth, 25, is capable of more than two facial expressions.
Read full storyJailed Spoof Moroccan is Spared Lashing, Claims 99% Fakebook Accounts Bogus
Rabat, Morocco - (MyFakeSpaceBook Mess): A Morrocan who has been jailed for setting up a spoof Fakebook entry in the name of one of King Mohammed of Morocco's brothers has said that 99% of all Fakebook accounts are totally bogus and that he has b...
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