SACRAMENTO-After taking several month off due to a lack of material, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to his role as California Governor. Maria Schriver, his co-star, also returns.
"It vas tough fo me be away from de set so long" laments the geriatric body-builder turned actor "but now I back and I all pumped up ant ready to get ta work!"
The writer's strike in Hollywood took it's toll on many projects and careers but was up and running just in time to kick off a new season of high office hi-jinks.
"My writer's have me doin some very action packed Governor kinds of things like signing a lots of papers and things of dat nature" said Schwarzeneggar as he perused a wall map of California behind his big mahogany desk
"And tomorrow I'm going from rot here (pointing to Sacramento on the map) to rot abot here (pointing to Barstow)."
Zey haf cows der. Ya know vat dey do wit cows. Dey mek hamburgers which meks no zense cause hamburger iss german word and dees cows ver born in California where da language iss English. So tomorrow I go strettin effrythin' out. From tomorrow day forwart da hamburger will now be called "Cow Sandwich". Det mek more sense.
During the strike, Arnold kept busy on an off-broadway production of "The Producers" playing Franz Liebkind, the insane Nazi playwright.
"It vas a natural for me. My fauter vas a Nazi you know. I got to vear some uf his old clotes."
Oh that crazy, Gov.! Let's hope he gets picked up for one more season!
