Crappers In Little Whinging Surrey a new Jedi Temple is being proposed at the town council. The design of the temple is exactly like the one in Star Wars "The Phantom Menace". The four spires will be sixty stories tall and the middle spire will be at seventy stories tall. Little Whinging has a height restriction of 120 feet in the former industrial park.
Vernon Dursley and his wife Petunia oppose this temple due to its huge size. The main building will be at lest twenty stories high.
In the interview with Vernon he stated; "When I was much younger I had to raise my own son along with my nephew Harry Potter. He was a strange kid and caused a lot of trouble. He went to Brutus's Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys! At last he left us for good and hope I never get to see him again! Life after Harry was a much better and pure blessing. For ten years I lived wonderfully! Now some crazy people like Harry Potter want to build a monster temple in our back yard! This is worst then Harry Potter! They should build this temple in Scotland! I hate this whole thing and I will oppose building this monstrosity!"
Vernon face turned red in this interview. From Privet Drive the spires of the Temple would completely dominate the landscape. As far as the Temple is concern, it is a religious building and the Mormon Church or The Church of Jesus of Latter-day Saints had completed a large Temple in a near by town about three years ago. How ever this Jedi Temple would dwarf the Mormon Temple by a factor of ten.
Mean while I also interview some strange folks close to industrial park who was protesting this Temple and stated, "We are the Wizards of Britain and this Temple is so huge I don't think the land would support the building. Also this could disturb our flu travel network all round Britain. This Temple would make Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry will seem very small indeed."
This Jedi Temple plan would make a better home on planet Coruscant then in Little Whinging. If the Jedi Temple building project starts; the house elves would anything to stop this constuction!
