Kate Blanchet to Portray Ozzie Osbourne

Funny story written by Dick Merrick, Jr.

Saturday, 23 February 2008

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Fresh from her breakthrough performance as the young Bob Dylan in "I'm Not There", actress Kate Blanchet has signed to play the young Ozzie Osbourne in his film bio entitled "I Can't Talk."

Insiders say that the gifted actress is now considering only taking roles in which she will portray aging male rock stars as young men. Latest rumours have her in consideration for roles as a young Keith Richards in "I'm Not Dead", the young Pete Townsend in "I'm Not Who I Am", the young Joe Cocker in "I'm Not Stoned" and the young Alice Cooper in "I'm Not Talented."

In a related story, music icon Bob Dylan has decided to renew his film career by playing the young Queen Elizabeth in "I Am A Queen."

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