Irish Space Programme Doomed to Failure
Ireland's space mission to put two astronauts on the Sun by the end of the year still looks likely to go ahead despite continued warnings from the world's major space agencies. 'Blarney VI' with its crew of four astronauts is due to b...
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Doctor and mental health professionals working with pop star Britney Spears reversed their diagnosis of paranoia and hallucinations and proclaimed she really is hearing voices and people really are out to get her.
Read full storyAlex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry
AUSTIN-Radio talk show host Alex Jones has sparked quite a bit of controversy lately with high profile interviews like the one last week with country legend Willie Nelson who made headlines after revealing his doubts concerning the official story of the 9-11 tragedy.
Read full storyGrowing tensions between spoof writers leads to call for first virtual gun store ever at TheSpoof.com; writers use all their points to buy virtual handguns
TheSpoof.com, Cyberspace - TheSpoof.com administrator, Mark Lowton, is seriously considering heeding calls by his top writers to open up a virtual gun store where they can use the points they earned for writing to purchase virtual guns. The reason fo...
Read full storyFrancisco Goya's head found in string of onions
Goya who died on April 16, 1828 in Bordeaux France aged 83 was possibly one of the greatest painters the world has seen. When his remains were exhumed for return to Madrid 60 years later, his head was missing.
Read full storyJFK Assassination Documents Discovered
Files of documents dealing with an investigation by the Dallas Police into the JFK assassination have been discovered and released in the Texas City. Dallas Police Spokesman Ron Whitehead revealed that the papers were discovered in a vault.
Read full storyWinston Churchill-shaped Sausage Worshipped by Hippy Commune
A 1lb pig meat sausage, which bears an uncanny resemblance to British Wartime leader Winston Churchill, is being hailed as a 'trippy hippy' idol by a cult of London-based pot smokers.
Read full storyBritney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown
Britney Spears was spotted on Rodeo Drive yesterday shopping for wedding gowns. Persons who were close enough to see said that there was no engagement ring on the pop tarts finger and were not sure who the dress was for. Rumors did circulate th...
Read full storyJoint U.S. and British Moon Mission Proposed
A joint moon mission by NASA and the British National Space Center has gone past the planning stages and is now in construction. Called the Moon Lightweight Interior and Telecoms Experiment, Moonlite for short, the unmanned mission will fire rockets...
Read full storyJames Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny
James Bond who has just celebrated his 98'th birthday has announced that he will retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny aged 89 after he has completed his next and final assignment Operation Bin Liner.
Read full storyBritish Law To Be Introduced In Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia has announced that, in a landmark reciprocal agreement with the British government and the Church of England, it will introduce British Law in place of Sharia Law from next month. The move comes after Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop...
Read full storyPrince Harry Reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy
Prince Harry, the illegitimate product of a liaison between the late beloved Princess Diana and scoundrel James Screwitt has been severely reprimanded and banned from leave for three months by Lieutenant Peregrine Cholmondly-Smythe who is in charge o...
Read full storyLondon Marathon To Ban Bottled Water
The organisers of the London Marathon have today announced a ban on bottled water, and in the future, runners will only be able to obtain water from huge taps placed strategically along the 26-mile-385-yard route. The ban comes after environment...
Read full storyBachchan in-laws' astrologers driving me potty with pregnancy fears says Aishwarya Rai
Mumbai - (Bollywood Mess): India's leading female movie star Aishwarya Rai has told reporters she is being driven to distraction by her in-laws' astrologers after yet another pregnancy no-show this month was publicly attributed to the recent...
Read full storyShergar-style kidnap fears prompt Kauto Star armed guard
Cheltenham - (Steeplechasing Mess): Fears that this year's Gold Cup wannabe hero Kauto Star may be kidnapped in a Shergar-style ransom bid have prompted a 24 hour armed guard at the stables.
Read full storyLegions of American Racists Back Obama
It turns out that most racists are also sexist. In a shocking move, racists across the United States have come together to offer their support to Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
Read full storyPresident Bush Joins Facebook, Waits for Friend Requests
Perhaps the future of presidential popularity will be determined by the number of friends on Facebook.
Read full storyAnnual £1,000 licence fee to smoke weed
London - (Narcotic Mess): Government plans to make cannabis users pay an annual £1,000 licence have met with approval in the Commons after Treasury forecasts showed the nation's reported 10 million+ enthusiasts could soon bankroll all the Norther...
Read full storySharia Blair QC warns Mohammed Al Fayed about Virgo Lunar Eclipse payback
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sharia Blair QC, wife of ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, has joined Hellfire Club grandees in a decision to dump Harab's grocer Mohammed Al Fayed by Thursday's eclipsed Virgo full moon after an internal Cl...
Read full storyProstitutes complain about the law
SAN FRANCISCO -- When San Francisco police began a recent crackdown on street prostitution, some people were excited about it, but there were a few who were not, including prostitute Maxine Doogan.
Read full storyHeidi Fleiss opens up "Stud Farm"
Heidi Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, and announced plans to open "Heidi's Stud Farm" in the town of Crystal, about 20 miles north of Pahrump.
Read full storyShooting With The Stars - Size Matters
Los Angeles - Well-placed television insiders say that Fox Sports is planning a new reality show called Shooting With The Stars, co-hosted by Brian McNamee and Debbie Clemens, in which elite athletes from a cross-section of sports inject themselves...
Read full storyMurder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile
It has long been common in the U.S. criminal law system for people well below the age of 18 to be charged as adults, even though they're not. Why? "Because we feel like it!" explains former prosecutor and FOX TV legal expert Michael Nif...
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