Heidi Fleiss opens up "Stud Farm"

Funny story written by Jacob Baker

Monday, 18 February 2008

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10 inch Stud working at the Heidi Farm

Heidi Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, and announced plans to open "Heidi's Stud Farm" in the town of Crystal, about 20 miles north of Pahrump.

World's only brothel for women

The 20-man operation would be Nevada's first legal bordello catering exclusively to female customers. It still needs approval from the Nye County Liquor and Licensing Board, and Fleiss said she plans to submit an application within the next three months.

"I have at least 400 women who are ready to buy a membership," and men applying for jobs, she said.

It is rumored that rich women from Saudi Arabia and famous Hollywood Actresses will be visiting the Stud Farm to enjoy a rare and unheard of sexual experience.

"We will start construction on a sophisticated contemporary design by Grupposenza. The design has been published in a European Architectural magazine called PLAN. Although construction would not be completed, we would open in four months." said spokesman for Heidi's brothel

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