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Daniel Radcliffe has recently invested half of his fortune in a cute pet duckbilled platypus. The pet cost £346 million and answers to the name of Bubbles.
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The HNN (Henman News Network) has uncovered a dark skeleton in the filthy closet of TheSpoof.com editor and administrator Mark Lowton. It has been uncovered the Lowton has a crippling fear of buttons, and is utterly disgusted at the site of o...
Read full story'He'd be better off in an old folks' home' Queen tells social services
Buckingham Palace - (Silly Ass Mess): The Queen has told social services to find Prince Philip a place in an old folks home after finally booting him out of the Palace.
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Please ignore the following noise: The Emperor's clothes don't match. The sheeple of Amerika have seen the resurrection of the dead. The Whig Potty died and the White Elephant Potty arose from its ashes. The spirit so moved the politicos of the White Elephant Potty ... they loudly and fervently praised the value and worth of free banking. And as soon as Abe - the honest - became Emper...
Read full storyA Cock and Ball Story
When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 48, from Stratford, finally agreed to start trying for a family he could not have envisaged the events that would unfold.
Read full story'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.
An American air stewardess who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus to appear on American Idol
In a desperate bid to rescue the struggling talent show American Idol, Miley Cyrus has been asked to appear as a judge and to sing a few of her hits.
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Six Masai Warriors who are running the London Marathon for the first time have been given strict guidance rules on their cultural behaviour by the British Charity Greenfinger.
Read full storyThe New And Improved Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe has done it all; smoking, drugs, and sex. But now he has put the past behind him today after being realised from sex rehab. He has announced that he is turning over a new leaf as a changed man.
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Read full storyThe Jam to make sweet music again
More than 25 years after The Jam split up, reunited members are to release their first new material for over a quarter of a century.
Read full storyHarry on Afghan front line
In an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, the third son of Mark and Julie Dawson of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, has spe...
Read full story2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post
Police and terrorism officers, acting on a 'hot tip'at the Grand National at Aintree, have arrested seven suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber racegoers during the feature race this afternoon, in the b...
Read full storyDaniel Day Lewis plugs into a life in Bath
Now that Daniel Day Lewis has become a member of Britain's landed gentry, he seems to be determined to keep his privacy intact.
Read full storyProfessor of Telepathy Stabbed at Santa Fe Thought Transference Conference
Santa Fe, New Mexico - (Psychic Mess): "Maybe he should have seen it coming!" That was the Santa Fe's police chief's considered opinion after the world's self-appointed top authority on morphic resonance Professor Rupert Sheldra...
Read full story'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha
In the best piece of 'set up journalism' since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof writer Peter Musgrove has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.
Read full storyTime Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time
Citizens, politicians, scientists, and the press of the world were gathered today for a press conference in Toronto, Canada, to witness the arrival of a man claiming to be a time traveller.
Read full storyNude pics of Mario Lopez circulating
Nude revealing photos of one of Hollywood's most enduring actors, San Diego born Mario Lopez, have been sold to the national B-S Review for over 1 million dollars.
Read full storyPresident Bush To Throw Massive Gala at Year's End in Iraq and Afghanistan
In a final display of how much "I love this country," President George Bush will bring a Bob Hope type production to the safe 'Green Zone' in Baghdad and to Kabul in Afghanistan at the end of this year, just 3 weeks before he leave...
Read full storyNaked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay
Naked photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron have been sold for one million dollars, according to the supermarket tabloid The National Scandal.
Read full storyRupert Grint Gets More Orange
Ever seen the 'Friends' episode where Ross goes to the fake tan shop and counts wrong so that he gets two sprays on his front and when he goes back into try and even it out , it happens again? Well it appears that the same thing has happened...
Read full storyEntry requirements for Heaven to be tightened following pressure on celestial public services
God has announced that Heaven is to become a lot harder to enter owing to the vast increase in the numbers entering paradise in recent years causing overcrowding a increased demand on celestial public services.
Read full storyRobert Mugabe The Latest African 'Child' To Be Adopted By Madonna
President Dr Robert Mugabe, embroiled in a power struggle for the leadership of his native Zimbabwe, is to be the latest African child to be adopted by Madonna, 'sources' have revealed.
Read full storyUS Crowds Remember King Anniversary
Crowds gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to mark the 17 years since the cowardly, unprovoked attack and beating of innocent and defenceless black cab driver, Rodney King.
Read full story2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest
Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...
Read full storySupreme Court Renamed Court Xtreme!
Washington, DC - Responding to growing disrespect for the law, the United States Supreme Court voted 5-4 to rename itself "Court Xtreme!".
Read full storyBritney...Oops, I'm Pregnant Again!
Los Angeles - Two lone paparazzi who happened to be at Cedar Sinai late last night after visiting a colleague, got the shock of their life. Walking straight towards them was none other than Miss Brit who was oddly not in the company of her slew o...
Read full storyDuff Mckagan Leaves VR
After parting ways with Scott Weiland, Velvet Revolver founding members, ex Guns N' Roses (Slash, Duff Mckagan and Matt Sorum) and Dave Kushner began the search for a new lead singer. But today, during a press conference in LA, Duff Mckagan annou...
Read full storyAmerican Idol has been proved to be rigged!
Washington DC- In a late breaking development the CIA has discovered that American Idol producers have rigged the competition several times before.
Read full storyColombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal
Colombian drug lords have reacted with outrage to newspaper allegations that FIA boss Max Mosley rounded off a five hour "spankathon" with goose-stepping hookers by hoovering large quantities of English breakfast tea.
Read full storyBad Day for Libras Tomorrow
Famed astrologer Mother Clara said that tomorrow will be a horrible day for all Libras. She said that it is because Mercury will come out of Uranus and that is never a good sign for Libras.
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