The New And Improved Daniel Radcliffe

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Saturday, 5 April 2008

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Daniel Radcliffe The Sex Addict.

Daniel Radcliffe has done it all; smoking, drugs, and sex. But now he has put the past behind him today after being realised from sex rehab. He has announced that he is turning over a new leaf as a changed man.

"Sex is wrong." he told reporters earlier today "I myself will be taking a vow of celibacy, sexual intercourse just disgusts me and anyone that does it is vulgar. I am making it my personal mission to stop people from committing this awful sin and I don't care if that means wrestling two people off each other- IT IS WRONG."

Daniel has also resigned from the Harry Potter films because he believes that the films promote dark magic and as he himself would say dark magic is wrong.

As of yet, Daniel has not decided what he will be doing with his life but we are assured that it will be nothing to do with sex or dark magic.

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