Supreme Court Renamed Court Xtreme!

Written by rewinn

Saturday, 5 April 2008

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Associate Juztiz Stone Cold Steve Austin Calls Court Xtreme Into Session: "All Rise Or Be Crushed Like A Paper Cup!"

Washington, DC - Responding to growing disrespect for the law, the United States Supreme Court voted 5-4 to rename itself "Court Xtreme!".

"The President has ignored the courts for too long!" said Xtreme Justice Stevens (Ring Name: Bo-Tai). "He suspended habeas corpus, conducted massive domestic spying without judicial oversight, and formed a fourth branch of the government headed by Dick Cheney!"

"Well, we're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore!"

The White House responded swiftly. "Wow!" said spokesmodel Dana Perrino, "Can I get courtside tickets now?"

"Correct citation form now include the exclamation point!" noted Court Xtreme Clerk "The Citator". "Whineybutt cases that dis our sacred Constitution will be DISmissed with prejudice --- Xtreme Prejudice!"

Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan and Jackie Chan will provide advice as "friends of the court". Industrial Light and Magic will supply effects.

The Constitution was unavailable for comment, as it had been torn to shreds by the Bush Administration.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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