Written by John M.

Saturday, 5 April 2008

After parting ways with Scott Weiland, Velvet Revolver founding members, ex Guns N' Roses (Slash, Duff Mckagan and Matt Sorum) and Dave Kushner began the search for a new lead singer. But today, during a press conference in LA, Duff Mckagan announced his departure from the band.

He said he was displeased with the band at present and that all of the members were not getting along. "There was always conflict and the musical creativity's gone. Fans are not taking us seriously."

Some sources have stated that Mckagan called Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose during the afternoon of Thursday April 4th and had a long chat with him, weather or no he is to re-join Guns N' Roses is still a doubt, but a possibility.

Today, the new Guns N'Roses management stated that the decade long album Chinese Democracy will be out sometime during the next two weeks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Guns N' Roses




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