Rupert Grint Gets More Orange

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Saturday, 5 April 2008

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Grint sunbathing. His tan is NOT fake

Ever seen the 'Friends' episode where Ross goes to the fake tan shop and counts wrong so that he gets two sprays on his front and when he goes back into try and even it out , it happens again? Well it appears that the same thing has happened to actor Rupert 'ginger' Grint.

"He came into the studio the other day and I swear his skin was more orange than his hair, and that is saying something." Daniel Radcliffe his fellow actor said "I was laughing so much I fell over and smashed into loads of cardboard props we had lying around."

"Well I think it is sexy." added Emma Watson (Well done Emma, we can see a lot of young men going to get extreme tans now) "He looks really sophisticated, do you think it is real?" she asked.

Real? Real? She must have over dosed on something if there was any doubt that it wasn't fake! That was the fakest looking thing we had ever seen and we have interview Katie Price and Peter Andre!

When we confronted Rupert about his new glowing skin he said "Oh my God, why do you all think it is fake? Just because it is very uneven and glows in the dark is no reason for you all to assume it is spray on. No I am an all natural man."

To uncover the truth behind the tan it would seem we will have to catch Rupert naked to check for tan lines, it is a sacrifice we have to make. We will keep you updated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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