Daniel Radcliffe Gets A Duckbilled Platypus

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Saturday, 5 April 2008

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Bubble's Cousin, Bob-etta.

Daniel Radcliffe has recently invested half of his fortune in a cute pet duckbilled platypus. The pet cost £346 million and answers to the name of Bubbles.

Radcliffe takes the platypus everywhere with him, even to the set of the Harry Potter films. Bubbles is so cute that directors are even considering kicking Rupert Grint (Ron Weasly) off the films and replacing him with Bubbles.

"You can't kick me out!" Yelled Grint in disgust "I am freaking Ron Weasly you can't have Harry Potter without the ginger sidekick. How can a fluffy ugly thing like that replace me?"

Daniel Radcliffe, however was so offended by Rup's comments that he had him escorted out the building.

Radders says "I love Bubbles I'm actually thinking of proposing to him/her." Unfortunately Dan doesn't know if bubbles is a male or female yet. (someone needs to teach him simple anatomy).

Personally we quite like looking at Rupert in the films, he is as the kids say "Well fit init lad." and a fluffy platypus thing could never come close to him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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