Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

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Saturday, 7 July 2007

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NEW YORK - The British musical group, the Beatles, received first-place in two categories in the latest Laramie Institute online poll conducted in June of this year.

They came in first in the "Worst Band Ever", and first in the "No Talent Ass Clown" categories of the poll.

Ringo Starr received second place in the "Ugliest Man Ever Born" category, right behind Prince Charles who took first.

When asked "Who Is Your Favorite Beatle?" a surprising number of poll takers-nearly 99%-said that former Beatle drummer Pete Best was their favorite.

Paul McCartney, through his English speaking translator, said he understood the poll and agreed that the Beatles were No Talent Ass Clowns, but they liked the sex and money from starry-eyed American girls.


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