London - (Ass Mess): According to files released today by the National Archives, MI5 has known for over 20 years that it was universal hate-figure and over-the-top boozer Anne Robinson who masterminded the fraud of JK Rowling's theft of all seven Harry Potter stories.
Robinson, a former employee and ardent fan of KGB/Mossad double agent Robert Maxwell, had previously smeared Jeffrey Archer's 'frangrant' wife mary as the birth mother of the accomplished fraudster Rowling.
But in a television documentary this weekend she has been forced to climb down on that one and admit that Rowling is her own spawn and that she actively encouraged and helped her to steal the copyright of the children's book series.
Robinson has been a lifelong devotee of Corrupt Bastards Club matriarch Margaret Thatcher whose daughter by Robert Maxwell took over the ID and persona of 'Cherie Booth' wife of ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair.
Their terrorism partnership in the late 1970s and 1980s saw up to three dozen UK mainland bombing attacks attributed to IRA terrorism.
UK cops have kept a close eye on Robinson ever since she infiltrated the BBC with a contract to host the daftass Weakest Link programme.
But when ex-BP CEO Lord Browne - another Thatcher protege and chum of Robinson - was branded a perjuring liar by the law Lords earlier this year, the anti-terror squad was forced to reopen its files on Robinson after persistent connections cropped up to the 21 July London bombers.
"We're giving this pair of trailer trash whores just a few more days," the anti-terror squad said today.
"Then it's off to Tyburn with both of them!"
