Bush admits I'm a Bush!

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

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Bush accepts that Bush is a Bush

Reggie Bush after his loss to the Bears in the NFC Championship game made a shocking announcement: "I'm a Bush!"

R.Bush explained: "I always had a suspicion. But it took this experience of loss to bring it home to me".

Bush recently joined the Mormons and became deeply involved in genealogy. His Latter Day New Orleans Saints hereditary guide, Pheme Lee-Tree,said: "I tried to point out the connections but Reggie just wouldn't hear it. At first, he objected with all this talk about I'm a winner and I was a Trojan. I reminded him that now he was a Saint and when he went down to defeat and everyone pointed out his arrogance, that's when he got it!".

"How could I deny it any longer. Loss taught me I might be a Bush but my shameless display of bluster while parading around as a Saint, that clinched it!" Bush declared.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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