Tampa Florida, Jan 15 2007, A cover up with the potential to eclipse Watergate has been discovered today by this reporter and the investigative staff at the TheSpoof.com
An isolated freak Hurricane located exclusively to the Tampa Bay Hotel and resort hosting the Bubba the Love Sponge wedding party has left legions of Howard Stern fans and Bubba lovers unaware the hoax being perpetrated on them.
Hurricanes generally cut a huge swathe of destruction covering vast areas with devastating results. What made this particular hurricane so bizarre was its centralization focusing on Bubba's wedding and Bubba's wedding alone. It affected only the invited guests of the wedding party leaving the hotel personnel and support staff completely unscathed.
Cindy Jenkins, event planner and hostess said, "The event was going as planned then a eerie calm came over the proceedings,,, suddenly all hell broke loose. It looked like a scene out of the Exorcist. cakes, cards people and gifts were flying in circles everywhere. The last I saw Robin Quivers she was sailing into the distance screaming, there's no place like home! There's no place like home, Auntie Emma where are you?!"
Witnesses at the scene related seeing Howard's rather prominent nose inflating with massive amounts of air and billowing like an acrobatic kite in the gale. Sadly Sterns was still missing as of this writing; it is believed he was blown somewhere into the Okefenokee swamp. An air boat jocky claims to have seen 16 foot gator swallowing a pair of size 13 sneakers as it submerged into the mire. The air boat jockey claimed to hear I am the king of all media as the reptile went under.
Sal and Richard were seen holding hands and playing footsies flying into the stratosphere like children at the amusement park.
The newlyweds are believed to have been swept away to the Bermuda Triangle where space alien have reserved a full session of anal probing for their honeymoon delights.
BaBaFoHi left massively deep dental imprints in a 400-year-old cypress tree the locals worship. If his carcuss is ever recovered the towns people have vowed to chop his remains into shark bait for disrespecting a sacred landmark.
Comedian, Artie Lange was surprisingly unfazed by the may lay his enormous mass rendered him immovable by these small breezes because his inertia overcame the little squall. Fred Norris long time Stern associate survived the situation by placing himself close but down wind from Artie as a human shield. Neither even spilled their drink.
Artie and Fred are assumed to be the only survivors from the party and this tragedy. They plan to continue the show despite the principle players being missing in action.
Sirius Radio has already replaced the original cast with lookalikes and mimics and don't think anyone will even notice. Scott, the engineer, has been and is currently editing together words and phrases that the bogus Howard, Robin, Sal, Richard Fa fa fow high and Bubba can lip sync to almost instantly.
When Fred Norris and Artie Lange were contacted to comment on the validity of this story they were understandably unavailable for comment.
With the fate of Sirius Radio and the future of pay broadcasting on the line they really didn't want these sad chains of events be made public.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 23 2007
