Written by Moose&Squirell

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

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Uri Geller Flatware

DENMARK, ICELAND--(Press Release) - Are you one of the many people who want a trimmer, healthier lifestyle. You are not alone, 50 million Americans go on diets each year. There are now literally thousands of weight loss products and programs on the market. It's easy to become overwhelmed by all of the different choices with some of them down right bad.

Ask yourself have you tried these dangerous medicinal cures like MiracleDiet, Ephedrine-P57, Hoodia Patch, NutriSystem, MetaboSlim or Voo-Doo. Maybe, terrifying surgical procedures as Lipomax, BioSculpt, HydroLean, BodySMART and Safeway Butchery. Faddish illegal wannabe cures like BoneUP, Fat Blaster, Clarrisa Flockhart Finger to Throat Diet, Blubber-No and Anorexia Nervosa!

Could be you've done it the correct way under a recommended Doctor or physician whose helped you with adjustments to your eating patterns and increased physical exercise. Feeding you rabbit food and mandatory 40 mile hikes in a bear-habitat wilderness or rapid jogs thru violence-infested, welfare-dominated ghettos. Well stop! Here is a brand new solution to that age old problem from Body/Designed of Denmark.

Uri Geller Flatware. Built with exotic twist & turns in the handles to absolutely frustrate you while eating, till the need for food & nourishment dissipate and you lose your craving to eat due to exhaustion. Though Uri Geller Flatware isn't entirely new, a prototype made many years ago was tested in Japan. Have you ever wondered why the Japanese are so thin? Our flatware is designed so well, the whole nation had to switch to chopsticks in order to stay alive!

Made with the finest European stainless-steel and hand-forged by ballet-swirling craftsmen in tights. Let Body/Designed of Denmark, make you lose that tonnage like magic!

Available at all Target, Kohls, Wal*Mart, Macy's and Sears stores through out North America and Tia juanna.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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