Bush Meets his (Perfect) Match

Funny story written by Lexie-Lou144

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

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"You hang up...no, you hang up!"

President George W.Bush has finally found his ideal partner in the form of British reality TV-girl, Jade Goody. The American president admitted that Jade is everything he could ask for in a woman, smart, funny and in support of his "war on terror".

When asked about their relationship, Miss Goody replied "George is sumfink I fort I would never find, it's like we're two halfs and we're only complete when we're togeva." She later added, "And he says that there's no way I was bein' a racist, which is comfortin' to 'ear"

When the President was questioned his only reply was "Her brain works on the exact same level as mine, its truly amazing"

The couple will be moving in together shortly, and Jade says she's looking forward to living at Number 10 - Jade do you have any idea where George lives?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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