SMU Goes With The Theodore J. Kacynski Library

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Tuesday, 23 January 2007

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Some may remember the controversy over the proposed George W Bush Presidential Library at Southern Methodist University in Texas. Well,that fight appears over as faculty unanimously chose the Unibomber's papers over Bush's coloring books and sundry Mad magazines.

Dean John Wayne Crockett declared the decision a no-brainer: "No offense to the President but this IS a bigger no-brainer than his two terms in the White House! Come on! This is the Unibomber! His writings will go down in history and will be studied by scholars long after W's scrawlings are on the trash heap with those paintings done by elephants.

"For all of Bush's shock and awe, simple roadside explosives like the mail bombs built by Kacynski are clearly the weapons of the future. They are winning the war in Iraq and will probably cause the downfall of the US government before Hillary has had a chance for oral sex in the Ovary office!"

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