Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen
When someone sneezes the polite thing to say has been "Amen", no longer according to Paris Hilton.
Read full storyCash for Honours - Al Fayed is duped
As the country reels from the revelations that senior government personnel, including the Prime Minister Tony Blair, have been grilled by police, A new twist was revealed today.
Read full storyMuslim outrage at The Spoof article
Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of a picture of Mohammed on the spoof website The Spoof.
Read full storyMale breast growth linked to oral sex
London Science Forum - (Rioters): Too much oral sex has been found to cause an unprecedented explosion in the growth of male breasts according to a report which says young men were once routinely warned about the possibility of this happening in 1960...
Read full storyBorat demands Cheney baby full paternity rights
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): In an abrupt volte face Kazhakstani actor Mr Borat has sent in lawyers to demand full parenting and paternity rights for what he claims is his unborn son by Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary.
Read full storyGod Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista
In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move is seen by many to be God's last chance against Bi...
Read full story"Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes in Son's Interview
A "helicopter mom" crashed through the glass ceiling of her son's job interview today demanding higher salary and benefits for her hen-pecked son. As Albert E. Neuman, younger brother to Alfred, spoke with interviewers at Chase Manh...
Read full storySuicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe
Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.
Read full storyEd-E-torial Number 11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: "The one where George "Wheelchair" Bush takes on George W. Bush."...
Read full storyHilton tries to get satire website shut down
Los Angeles - (Rioters): Lawyers acting for perma-faketanned C-List nonentity Paris Waldorf-Astoria have filed a federal lawsuit seeking to shut down a parody site that lampoons the peroxide bimbette's reproductive organs as weapons of mass castr...
Read full storyRonaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos
The diving, cheating but otherwise ballerina-like Portugal and Manchester United footballer, Christiano Ronaldo, is now officially called Ronaldo Ronaldo, after the old Ronaldo surprised Ronaldos everywhere...
Read full storyGood Confession Guide launched
Palermo, Italy - (ReUterus): A Sicilian company has unveiled its first edition of The Good Confession Guide which star-rates over 100,000 Catholic priests according to the the size of backhander tariffs they charge in exchange for the most lurid admi...
Read full storyJesus Christ Changes Name to Jesus H. Smith
Jesus Christ announced today that he has legally changed his name to Jesus H. Smith.
Read full storyDuff And Breeze In War Of Words
A bitter war of words has broken out between two Spoof writers, Duff and Breeze, over Breeze's suggestion that Duff would sink so low as to pepper articles with gratuitous vaginas.
Read full storyParis Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark
Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...
Read full storyAl-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo
This was the dramatic moment when would-be assassin, Abu leeve N'luv, met his maker. The hapless suicide bomber was caught short on his way to bomb No. 10 and popped into a nearby port-a-loo to spend a penny.
Read full storyBiden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed
U.S. Senator, Joe Biden Jr's comment yesterday that Illinois Senator Barack Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," quickly turned into yesterday's news after...
Read full storyWhat Will Jeb Do?
WWJD? The Republican presidential front runner announced his non-candidacy today by stating that he would not form a committee to study the feasibility of a 2008 presidential run.
Read full storyBB's Jackson to launch anti bullying campaign
It has been revealed today that Singer Germaine "Jacko" Jackson is to launch an anti bullying campaign following the scenes he recently witnessed at first hand in the BB house.
Read full storyNew airport tax causes grief
As if the cost of living wasn't sky high enough, the government slaps on more sky high tax for being sky high.
Read full storyLED lane control signals cause mass panic, outrage in Boston
BOSTON - Yesterday, a group of contractors for MA-DOT installed new LED lane controls signals for Boston area roads and highways. These LED signals light up either a red "X" or a green arrow to let drivers know which lanes are available dur...
Read full storyShock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing
It has shocked gossip columnists around the globe but Shilpa's 'dirty' secret is out for the whole world to see.
Read full storyPlot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits
SAS officers have spent the night searching 12 million Birmingham parks in connection with a plot or plan. Police are questioning nine hundred men arrested over the plot, or plan. A man in a banana suit was...
Read full storySpoof writers to be given 'Doris' rating in clampdown on gratuitous vagina usage
Writers for The Spoof huddled together in terror yesterday, after it was announced that their stories would, in future, be subject to a strict 'Doris' rating.
Read full storyMuch Overused Term Is Much Overused
That much overused term, and this is a much overused term, has today been branded as one of the most overused terms in the English language.
Read full storyThe Donald Buys and Develops Site Near Stonehenge
The world had just learned about the unearthing of an ancient village near Stonehenge when the Trump takeover news broke.
Read full storyMourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal
In a move that is set to shake English football to its very foundations, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will tomorrow leave the club to take up the reins at Championship strugglers Hull City.
Read full storyI,ET McCrone Might Die for Your Sins...
I, Et McCrone, though not a particularly religious fella, am no fool. I can see the importance of faith in the current political climate in the colonies and Mother England. Who'd a thought it?...
Read full storyHavinghurst Dawurst & His Missus Launch Sex Advice Column
Co-Authors of four children and a best-seller, "What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed",Mrs and Mr Havinghurst Dawurst have decided to issue a sexual advice column while they flee for their lives in fear of a psychopathic r...
Read full story"What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed" Tops Best Sellers List!
Havinghurst Dawurst's brilliant examination of the human mind and sexual repression has made its way from the lecture halls to the living rooms and bedrooms of readers and lovers around the world.
Read full storyUS Champ Ombligo Knows What Muff he Wants to Dive!
Just as the controversial event of Muff Diving was slickly slip sliding its way into the Olympics,US Muff Diving Champion, J.R.N.Ombligo has blown the covers off the sport's introduction before it got passed the lips of the IOC.
Read full storyDuke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba
In a croaking whisper Fidel Castro was heard to mutter what had to have been almost his last words: "Juguemos Lacrosse!" (Let's play lacrosse!). In a sort of reverse homage to Durham, NC Prosecutor Mike Nifong, Castro has decid...
Read full storyFirst Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days
Cape Canaveral - Excitement has risen to a fever pitch this week among NASA scientists here as the latest and perhaps most controversial mission to Mars is due to land on the mysterious red planet this Monday. The landing culminates the nearly 2 yea...
Read full storyDysmennorhea Plagues Arsenal's Traore'
Twenty-first Century gender balance may have reached a new dimension as the Guardian Sport segment reported that: "Arsenal's Armand Traore' was carried off the field on a stretcher with a "serious case of cramps". Replacement G...
Read full storyArsenal to Meet Chelsea! Does Mourinho know?
Football is so full of drama these days,on and off the field. The news, spoof or not, has been filled with the ups and downs of Chelsea and Mourinho. Now a new name has entered the mix as Arsenal has achieved a date with Chelsea. The circumstances of...
Read full storyBush Sucks: Blair Declares!
London Rags, UK Drags, and US Mags seized upon an obscure email that seemed to announce certains notoriuos acts against nature performed by American tyrant George W Bush and the PM. Speculation practically burnt up the wires as politico-guessworkers...
Read full storyColumnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer
Political Columnist and satirist Molly Ivins passed away in her Texas home today of complications due to cancer. She was 62 years old at her death. Molly was famous as a liberal and had written for newspapers for many years. She was also once a co...
Read full storyBook Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"
Publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. How to Skin a Cat by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since the days of World War Two.
Read full storyDavis Is Serious Competitor for Franken Seat
In a surprise response to Al Franken's decision earlier today, Tom Davis has announced his bid for Franken's seat on radio Air America. With his comedy career currently stalled, Davis seized on this opportunity to step into the shoes of his...
Read full storyUK'ers Reverse Themselves on US Civil Rights Movement
During the 1950's Her Majesty's subjects were the model of racial tolerance in their opposition to racial segregation and discrimination in the US. Dr King was a hero to all from Glasgow to Wales. British teenie boppers fantasized about black...
Read full storyAdvertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats
The attention given to the Turner Broadcasting Co. for their electronic light boards featuring adult-cartoon characters triggering bomb scares around Boston is enough to make advertisers around the country salivate and taught them a valuable lesson t...
Read full storyPaula Abdul Fired From American Idol
In the episode of American Idol presented Tuesday, January 30th, from Birmingham, Alabama, Paula Abdul was present for the first half of the show. She was not, however, there for the second half. An explanation by Ryan Seacrest during the program s...
Read full storyNatural Oils in Shampoos Lead to Breast Growth in Men
Some natural shampoos have been found to contain chemicals, called essential oils, that have led to breast growth in men and boys. Males who do not desire to grow a pair of "man boobs" should be cautioned against using products that contai...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Admits to Nose Job
Actress Jennifer Aniston admitted today to having once had her nose fixed in plastic surgery. "Sure," she said, "I had a nose job. I'm not ashamed to admit it, either!"...
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