London Rags, UK Drags, and US Mags seized upon an obscure email that seemed to announce certains notoriuos acts against nature performed by American tyrant George W Bush and the PM. Speculation practically burnt up the wires as politico-guessworkers shot out their blind interpretations. Nana the psychic advisor forecasting for the Clinton Blow saw the British entrance into the War in Iraq as the issue: "Now we know how George got Tony...wink,wink,...nod ...nod. Call it Lame Duck soup!".
A plethora of dish and swish went across the skin-ternet with W and Tony starring in flicks that would make Laura appalled, Tony tense and Papa Bush petrified. Or so the creators thought until they read the pointer pieces on TheSpoof.com involving Dikembe Mutombo and first librarian Laura (Mutombo confesses: 'I Did Laura!" and CLDT Technicians Say: "Laura's moved for the 1st X!".)
"This pair, trio, quartet make the Clinton's look like Puritans!" Exclaimed London DishRag gossipist and sex advice columnist Havinghurst Dawurst, "Not to be surprised,any astute observer of religious conservatism will tell you what gets suppressed will be sexpressed!"