Football is so full of drama these days,on and off the field. The news, spoof or not, has been filled with the ups and downs of Chelsea and Mourinho. Now a new name has entered the mix as Arsenal has achieved a date with Chelsea. The circumstances of the upcoming appointment have added to the humor and the human drama.
It seems the right cheek of the backside of rival Pascal Chimbonda played a crucial role in Arsenal winning the date with Chelsea. Young Miss Clinton apparently panted at a shot of Chimbonda's butt but heard from friends that Arsenal's was even sweeter.
Chelsea's mate and German Playboy Playmate, Igadown Onfutvallers squealed: "When I told Chels that Arse's arse was a far, far better thing you do than ever you have done before...Chimonda's admittedly choice derrierre, all she could say was: "Bring 'em on!".