Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 1 February 2007

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Gaymen to that sister

When someone sneezes the polite thing to say has been "Amen", no longer according to Paris Hilton.

In light of recent admissions by Priests in regard to their sexuality Paris feels, "Amen", no longer works and "Gaymen" is cooler.

Over the years Paris Hilton has found it amusing to coin popular phrases and filter them down through her social circle. She has been attributed to such Beverly Hills gems as, "that's hot", "She's a Betty" and da bomb.

Not only has Paris copyrighted these phrases so, anyone saying. that's or hot will technically owe her a royalty but she's expanded her linguist skills to cover a broader area than just 90201.

Paris is now the proud owner of such popular sayings as, "badunkadunk" describing a desirable rear end, "ghetto fabulous", in reference to a Toyota turned into a Mercedes and "you feel me"? Meaning do you understand?

Paris has set her sights on owning the entire phrase library and ultimately the alphabet letter by letter.

One source close to Paris revealed, Paris is hoping to own the entire English language by the time she's done.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 1 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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