Kiwi Kiri's Knickergate

Funny story: Kiwi Kiri's Knickergate

In court for the 98th day of continuous cross-examination, Dame Kiwi Ke Tanawa insisted the smell of fetid underwear was why she could not go ahead with a tour with Aussie John Farnham.

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'Jesus Forgives Osama' ignites Pat Robertson

Funny story: 'Jesus Forgives Osama' ignites Pat Robertson

Sydney, Australia - (Rioters): A Sydney baptist church's placard proclaiming that Jesus Forgives Osama has outraged age-defying protein pancake peddler the Reverend Pat Robertson into condemning Antipodean theology as perverted homosexual brainwa...

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International Footballer's Conference at Dubliner's Brennan's Pub

Funny story: International Footballer's Conference at Dubliner's Brennan's Pub

In pubs across the Isles and the Continent footballers and their fans were stunned by Sicily's cancellation of the sport after riots took the life of a policeman in Catania. This reporter went to Trevor Brennan's pub where an international me...

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Britney's offers make Kevin hurl with laughter

Funny story: Britney's offers make Kevin hurl with laughter

STALKING, La. -- Kevin Federline has rejected a $25-million-divorce settlement from Britney Spears because, sources say, "Kevin wants more than that."...

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Youth Fires Gun In McDonalds: Claims He "Didn't Know What It Was"

Funny story: Youth Fires Gun In McDonalds: Claims He "Didn't Know What It Was"

The boy held for firing a gun in his local McDonalds has protested innocence today, claiming that he had no idea what he was holding and wanted to see what it would do.

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Scientists realise: The world IS flat

Funny story: Scientists realise: The world IS flat

The solution to climate change was proclaimed this morning by top government research scientists, and surprised many.

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Deal Or No Deal's Noel Edmonds Admitted to Psychiatric Hospital

Funny story: Deal Or No Deal's Noel Edmonds Admitted to Psychiatric Hospital

The famous TV present Noel Edmonds has been locked up in the nuthouse after 'hearing voices' live on his successful TV programme 'Deal or No Deal'.

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Baskin-Robbins Comes up with Solution to Global Warming

Funny story: Baskin-Robbins Comes up with Solution to Global Warming

"Our solution?" Baskin-Robbins says .. "Eat more Baskin-Robbins ice cream". At first glance anybody with a chicklet for a brain would laugh out loud at their "solution" but some meteorological scientists...

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BUSH-SPEAK, a Much Abridged Dictionary

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S DICTIONARY is, by anyone's measure, a lexicon that adds a myriad of new definitions to our language. Over the past six years, our inference of the world of word-meanings has undergone a metamorphosis due quite literally to George W. Bush and his confederates. Naturally, in such a wholesale re-working of the language, we cannot expect to present a comprehensive lis...

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Botham Slams Useless Aussies

Funny story: Botham Slams Useless Aussies

Ian 'Beefy' Botham, in a sensational attack has slammed the entire Australian test cricket side as being abysmal.

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Solution Found For Intrusive "Helicopter Parents;" "Send 'em To Fight In The War"

Funny story: Solution Found For Intrusive "Helicopter Parents;" "Send 'em To Fight In The War"

As many parents landed their helicopters on the decks of the USS Abraham Lincoln located in the Persian Gulf this morning, a sterling initiative was sparked by the president and the new, Democratic Congress. "Helicopter parents" wh...

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Rare Evidence Of Comedy Double Act Finally Sees The Light Of Day

Funny story: Rare Evidence Of Comedy Double Act Finally Sees The Light Of Day

Sensational entertainment news today as rare tapes of a hitherto unknown comedy double act have come to light at BBC TV Centre.

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Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done

In a shocking tell all body-part expose with Mike Wallace's nose, Lindsay Lohan's left and right breasts admitted yesterday to having their nipples enhanced by a controversial new surgical procedure.

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Final Nixon Watergate Tapes Released

Funny story: Final Nixon Watergate Tapes Released

In early 1975, President Gerald Ford discovered a box of cassette tapes inside of the box springs in the Presidential Bedroom. The President and First Lady, thinking they might be musical, listened to one of them and learned that they were actually...

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Noses of Witnesses at Scooter Libby Trial Grow Longer and Longer

Funny story: Noses of Witnesses at Scooter Libby Trial Grow Longer and Longer

"The number of Pinocchio-style noses here is amazing," announced a startled watcher of the CIA leak case trial.

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Footballer injured: out for 3 months

Funny story: Footballer injured: out for 3 months

Footballer Johnny Footballer, who plays football for Football United, is not going to play football for a while due to a hamstering injury.

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Microsoft Muddle

Funny story: Microsoft Muddle

[Gates Land] - Windows Vista has hit the market, but Microsoft may hit the dirt. Apple has told it's consumers that current iPod devices and software will not be compatible with Vista for some time. Now that might not sound like a big deal, but...

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The Worst Wookie

Funny story: The Worst Wookie

[Hollywood] - So there Chewie was, begging for a buck. He had been whoring himself out for years to tourists in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But this past Thursday Chewbacca crossed into the Dark Side when a tour guide began whimpering n...

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"BEANO" Thanks the Royal Couple for Coming Forth

Funny story: "BEANO" Thanks the Royal Couple for Coming Forth

First, it was a poorly disguised anonymous e-mail to sex advisers; then the British and US Gossip rags jumped all over it. Finally a hidden listening device paid f...

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Bush Receives The Butcher of Baghdad Award

Funny story: Bush Receives The Butcher of Baghdad Award

The glorious and coveted golden figure was enshrined upon the mantle of a certain Iraqi tyrant (whom shall remain headless) for many years.

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Internet Sex Store Goes Public

Funny story: Internet Sex Store Goes Public

The sex supply store on the skinternet founded by Sexgurus King Havinghurst and Queen Colleen Dawurst, Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum, has made its first public offering at a press conference in an undisclosed location in a Liverpool pub.

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Scientology - The Religion For Rich People

The Scientology 'religion' was founded in the 1940s by L. Ron. Hubbard, the sci-fi novelist, who famously said "There's a lot of money in religion, I should start my own."...

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Next President to be Chosen American Idol Style?

Funny story: Next President to be Chosen American Idol Style?

If FOX network has it's way the next President of the United States will be chosen not by the American people but by Simon, Paula, Randy and Olivia Newton John. FOX says,...

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