Written by Pointer

Thursday, 1 February 2007

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The Very reverend Tittslesin Grits his choppers as he fails to catch and kill the Dawursts

Co-Authors of four children and a best-seller, "What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed",Mrs and Mr Havinghurst Dawurst have decided to issue a sexual advice column while they flee for their lives in fear of a psychopathic religious fanatical killer named the Very Reverend Frederick "the Great" Tittlesin.

The Mrs explained: "We need bucks while we travel in exile fleeing the wrath of this numbnut whom my numbnut husband decided to piss off royally and completely unnecessarily since anyone in his right mind which excludes Havinghurst would have seen that Tittslesin was a looney and you should steer clear!"

The first letter to the sexpert couple was about a pair of lovers in Brisbane who were both pre-orgasmic. The Dawursts dove right in with their favorite sexual advice: "Get yourselves a spa. The Spagasm as developed by E. Rogersnous Zone will introduce even the most sexually dysfunctional couples or trios and quartets to the wonders of God-given sexual love!"

The Dawurst's claim that they would have continued with more words of sexy wisdom but they got word that TiTTs (their Catholic priest-nemesis) was on their tails.

Havinghurst shouted as the pair fled as our first parents from Eden: "Don't ever expose your tail to a Carmel-lite! Especially Tittslesin..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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