Funny story: Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown

Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown

Rihanna recently just got former boyfriend Chris Brown charged with domestic violence. We also recently discovered that Chris Brown somehow got Rihanna to agree to marry him, so the charges would be dropped. Chris Brown was seen in a jewelry store...
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Funny story: Shock: gay man wins Eurovision

Shock: gay man wins Eurovision

There was a surprise in the world of show business today, when a homosexual man won the Eurovision song contest. Russian Alexander Rubcock sang his song "I'm a fairy" for Norway, and was universally panned by music critics for his appallingly smug pe...
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Funny story: Eurovision : Noway's Alexander Rybak is in love with a fairytale - Rumplestilskin!

Eurovision : Noway's Alexander Rybak is in love with a fairytale - Rumplestilskin!

Alexander Rybak, 23 from Norway the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009; who scored 600 points in the 'loosely' defined spectacle called a competition has revealed his love for sadistic fairytale midget Rumplestilskin. As a young boy in No...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers Submit World's Most Outrageous Expenses

Spoof Writers Submit World's Most Outrageous Expenses

If you thought that MPs expense submissions were outrageous, news from Spoof Towers leaked by a member of the editorial team that reveal that the Spoof's writers are the most corrupt bunch of individuals gathered beneath a single banner on the planet...
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Funny story: Barrack Obama And George Bush Have Some ''Fun''!

Barrack Obama And George Bush Have Some ''Fun''!

At the white house, when Michelle Obama was out with the children buying groceries, Obama had a special guest at home. Security have told tabloids that they heard obsessive laughing and screaming from both previous and current presidents. They als...
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Funny story: Wenger's Young Troops Run Amok

Wenger's Young Troops Run Amok

It is no surprise that Arsenal are struggling to keep up with the likes of Manchester United and Liverpool in the Premiership this season - the kids are running riot. With Arsene Wenger lacking the ability to discipline his young charges if they m...
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Funny story: Somali Wins World Waterboarding Championships

Somali Wins World Waterboarding Championships

Somali student, Abu Abdab, has won the 2009 World Waterboarding Championships in the face of tough opposition from around the world. Abu, who is better known for performing with his brothers as The Screaming Abdabs, impressed the judges with his f...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. After many men have...
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Funny story: Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News

Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News

TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow. A visibly elated Mark Lowto...
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Funny story: Chris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna

Chris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna

When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook. Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who act...
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Funny story: 'Make My Day!' Portuguese police officer Amaral tells McCanns' defamation lawyers

'Make My Day!' Portuguese police officer Amaral tells McCanns' defamation lawyers

Praia Da Illuzion - (Maddie Mess): Disgraced former Portuguese police officer Goncalo Amaral has sent lawyers representing the parents of missing child Madeleine McCann a confident two-fingered 'up yours'. The couple are filing defamation charges...
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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Carrie Prejean, Miss California

Ten Little Known Facts About Carrie Prejean, Miss California

VISTA, California - Miss California, Carrie Prejean has really been put through the grilling mill, the grinding mill, and the mams mill. The 22-year-old native of San Diego, California said that as long as the owner of the Miss USA Pageant, the pleasantly pompadour-haired Donald Trump believes in her and supports her that is all that matters. Prejean said that she has no more tears left. To...
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Funny story: Ecuador's President Rafael Correa a junkie nutjob just like his father George W Bush

Ecuador's President Rafael Correa a junkie nutjob just like his father George W Bush

Quito - (AssoCIAted Mess): Up-and-coming Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association wannabe Rafael Correa has tested DNA positive as yet another bastard son of ex-President George W Bush. The 36 year-old former KGB smack dealer was secretly swabbed down...
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Funny story: Immigrants Find a New Way of Coming in to Britain: Is It Legal?

Immigrants Find a New Way of Coming in to Britain: Is It Legal?

It has been discovered that immigrants are coming into this country in the form of donated eggs from Russia, Ukraine, Poland and Latvia. The latest uproar concerns that of a 66-year-old woman who, if the birth becomes successful, will become Britain...
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Funny story: Mystery donor pays Austrian city fraudster's £91million bail bond

Mystery donor pays Austrian city fraudster's £91million bail bond

Vienna - (Ponzi Scam Mess): A mysterious benefactor, believed to be an octogenarian Jewish woman with Nazi ancestry and untreatable dellusions of monarchy, has paid off a £91 million bail bond for fraudster banker Julius Meinl V. Meinl, 69, had sp...
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Funny story: MPs demand the return of their hush money

MPs demand the return of their hush money

London - (Sup-Prime Ministerial Mess): MPs of all parties are to stage a mass sit-in outside Parliament next week in a bid to regain the hush money that has been taken away from them in the House of Commons expenses fiasco. A police probe into a...
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Funny story: Q&A: The MP expenses row

Q&A: The MP expenses row

The Daily Torygraph has published largely Labour Party ministers and MPs' expenses claims, and here are a few questions and answers about the stories: What Has Been Revealed? Nothing that the public didn't already know, which is that MPs are thieves and liars Why Was The Information Secret? If you'd been stealing taxpayers' money to buy things like toilet seats and ballpoint pens, you'...
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Funny story: 'Harry Potter and the Possessed Forms of Expense'

'Harry Potter and the Possessed Forms of Expense'

One day Harry was sitting in his garden, trying to do The Sun crossword, then gave up and decided to fill in his weekly government expenses form. 'Essential expenses only', he thought, 'that means taking the bus, occasional sandwiches for lunch, lightbulbs for my study, etc., etc.', when all of a sudden there was a huge puff of smoke on the lawn, and an evil wizard with hideous skin and a long...
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Funny story: Tear Gas And Tasers Tested As New School Discipline Aids

Tear Gas And Tasers Tested As New School Discipline Aids

Poor discipline in schools is a problem for teachers and administrators the world over. In recent times we've seen some innovative ideas in keeping control in the classroom. In Turkey tear gas was lobbed into a school during a clash with resident...
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Funny story: Eurovision preview

Eurovision preview

It's that time of year again: Eurovision night. Countries across Europe vote for their neighbours' songs in a contest which was originally intended to restore post-war unity and further continental relations, but which has now descended into a farce of who can look the gayest. Ironically the supposedly homophobic Russians decide the winner - because of their numerous satellite states and their str...
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Funny story: Mothman Lands Flying Saucer At Vatican; Chases Pope

Mothman Lands Flying Saucer At Vatican; Chases Pope

DATELINE:VATICAN_CITY-- Mothman made a brief but bizarre visit to the Vatican City yesterday and caused lots of excitement. The surreal spaceman seemed sexually attracted to the pontiff, and chased the poor old man for hours. The creature eventua...
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Funny story: Fagin appointed new Labour leader

Fagin appointed new Labour leader

Famous pickpocket and all-round tea leaf Fagin today replaced Gordon Brown as Prime Minister, and his first Cabinet appointment was to select The Artful Dodger as his Chancellor of the Exchequer. 'Listen, Dodger, me old china', he said, 'you've go...
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Funny story: Fawlty Towers missing script - 'The Time Warp' - discovered

Fawlty Towers missing script - 'The Time Warp' - discovered

Scene: a hotel in Torquay Manuel: 'Ah, Meester Fawlty, I have thees birthday cardiac for you' Basil Fawlty: 'Not now, Manuel, I'm busy doing the books. [Throws card away] My wife is going to help me by having her hair permed in three entirely differing styles' Manuel: 'But -' [Fawlty punches the Spanish waiter] Fawlty: 'Well, that's all sorted then, Manuel' Polly: 'Mr. Fawlty! Can I...
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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers. "Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like...
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Funny story: Venezuela Seizes US Pasta Company

Venezuela Seizes US Pasta Company

Venezuelan officials accompanied by soldiers have seized "temporary" control of a US-owned pasta producer. Venezuela says the facility, owned by the big US firm Cargill, had violated regulations on price controls intended to guarantee cheap food fo...
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Funny story: Investigation Launched After "Successful Trial Run" of Detachable Landing Gear

Investigation Launched After "Successful Trial Run" of Detachable Landing Gear

BUFFALO, NY - Pinochle Airlines was quick to issue a press release when one of its plane's wheels fell off and rolled away upon touching down at Buffalo Niagara International Airport earlier this week. According to the release, Pinochle claims "comp...
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Funny story: Puritans spotted off Plymouth Hoe

Puritans spotted off Plymouth Hoe

The Puritans have decided to return to investigate the corrupt workings of Parliament bringing their beloved star chamber with them. Brother Jeremiah speaking to us from just off the Devon Coast on his Blackberry announced in no uncertain terms th...
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Funny story: Bank chiefs in expenses row

Bank chiefs in expenses row

After recent media hysteria over MPs expenses, it is now the bank bosses' turn to be exposed. The Daily Dredge has released details of all bank chiefs' expenses over the past year. Shockingly it shows a culture of businessmen willing to blatantly...
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Funny story: Japanese Research Ship sighted near Wailing Wall

Japanese Research Ship sighted near Wailing Wall

An unfortunate Translation error on Satnav has caused a Japanese Whaling ship to get stranded in Jerusalem wedged between two buildings. The Japanese fishermen - Sorry! "Research Scientists armed with Harpoons but only as protection against Somali...
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Funny story: Brown donates New Homeland to Tamil Tigers

Brown donates New Homeland to Tamil Tigers

Gordon Brown was carried from the House of Commons by exuberant Tamil Tigers after donating Parliament Square as their New Homeland. Brown thought up the whizz during a brainstorming session with Ed Balls as a way of deflecting criticism of his le...
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Funny story: Producers Hits the Boards in Berlin; German Audiences ask: Who Ist Dis Adolph?

Producers Hits the Boards in Berlin; German Audiences ask: Who Ist Dis Adolph?

The great Mel Brooks satire of a supposed to fail musical about Nazis, The Producers, debuts in Berlin. Audiences flock to the much touted musical comedy's opening night...opening night(see Curb Your Enthusiasm). But confusion ensues as German observ...
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Funny story: Zoombies overrun Washington DC

Zoombies overrun Washington DC

Zombies have overrun Washington DC. They appear to be normal people, but their ridicules behavior is apparent to anyone who pays attention to politics. Their actions may be the cause of a tiny insect that has been introduced to the United States by...
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Funny story: Man With Largest Penis Sues Chinese Penis Pump Company Over Malfunction Causing Blowout During Porno Audition!

Man With Largest Penis Sues Chinese Penis Pump Company Over Malfunction Causing Blowout During Porno Audition!

Frost Proof, Fl,/ Home of the State's Biggest Onions & Juiciest Fruits - Disaster in the Sex Industry today as the Man with the World's Largest Penis suffered a severe set back in his career when his guaranteed 'run flat' penis suffered a blow ou...
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