Funny story: Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Vice President Joe Biden admitted yesterday that he left the economic stimulus package at his dentist's office when he went in for a routine cleaning. Biden said he was called into the exam room and even brought the package, which he had in a sho...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle And Hollie Steel Demand Public Enquiry Over 'Fixed' Result

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle And Hollie Steel Demand Public Enquiry Over 'Fixed' Result

There was absolute pandemonium tonight at the Britain's Got Talent final after the Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, and the Accrington singing sensation, Hollie Steel, didn't win. Both lost out to silly dance troupe, Diversity, and have n...
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Funny story: Britains Got Talent : 'Diversity' wins - Piers Morgan says he is a big soft poo donut!

Britains Got Talent : 'Diversity' wins - Piers Morgan says he is a big soft poo donut!

Piers Morgan Mr La -de- da TV critic stated yesterday- if Susan Boyle did not win Britain's Got Talent, he was officially a big poo donut. The Scottish singer proudly lost out to the twenty thousand person dance group 'Diversity'. The pundits...
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Funny story: Conan O'Brien's Forehead Takes Over for Jay Leno's Chin

Conan O'Brien's Forehead Takes Over for Jay Leno's Chin

LOS ANGELES, CA - After a 17-year run, America's most beloved chin will no longer be hosting the Johnny Carson Show. That coveted position will now be filled by America's favorite forehead. After 17 years of trying to fill Johnny Carson's shoes,...
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Funny story: The Lunatic Is On The Grass

The Lunatic Is On The Grass

Dear Spoof Reader, I'm sure you know about that thing where you can watch the movie "The Wizard of Oz" and play the record of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and they are supposed to go right together. Well, it never worked for me. How about you? Maybe I missed something but I started them both right there where those articles said. Nothing! However, I was walking through the house l...
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Funny story: Conservative MP to quit to care for his poorly tree

Conservative MP to quit to care for his poorly tree

Conservative MP Chris Fraser is to quit to care for a tree in his garden, after the Daily Telegraph said he had claimed £180K to buy more than 200 wives on the internet. Like every single MP that is standing down after the expenses scandals, he sa...
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Funny story: Scamdog stars 'to get new homes'

Scamdog stars 'to get new homes'

The government of the EU state of Britannia has announced it will give new homes to the thirty-two stars of the Scamdog Millionaires film. The announcement creates the possibility that the 32 will own at least two flats each, plus many more for all o...
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Funny story: Royal suspended in new expenses row

Royal suspended in new expenses row

A member of the Royal Family has now been suspended, as it was revealed that he'd spent an incredible amount of taxpayers' money on totally non-essential items. Prince 'X' had made claims for: Millions of pounds in RAF helicopter-flying lessons...
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Funny story: Millionairess Kinga 'Arm &' Legg murder suspect: Carla Bruni's framing me!

Millionairess Kinga 'Arm &' Legg murder suspect: Carla Bruni's framing me!

Paris, France - (Whodunnit Ass Mess): Is vanished fugitive from justice Ian Griffin being framed for murder by France's First Lady Carla Bruni? A frantic voicemail message on his mother's tanning salon ansaphone today seems to suggest a French Lad...
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Funny story: Rihanna Dating Andy Dick

Rihanna Dating Andy Dick

BEVERLY HILLS - Rihanna who seems to finally be getting herself back together again after her 'Chris Brown High Heel Tripping Incident' is reportedly dating comedian Andy Dick. Many of Rihanna's closests friends are puzzled and actually downright...
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Funny story: Gwen Stefani Marches for NOW in Riyadh

Gwen Stefani Marches for NOW in Riyadh

Gwen Stefani the new mascot for the National Organization of Women marched down Riyadh, Saudi Arabia with a group of women protestors despite complaints from local camel herders living in the area. During the march there were angry Saudis hurling...
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Funny story: Hillary Still Best Man For The (Presidential) Job

Hillary Still Best Man For The (Presidential) Job

Even though Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton lost in the presidential primaries last year, some Democrats are putting together a campaign to bring Hillary back into the spotlight for 2012. Bernie Snoppler, a spokesman for Democrats For Democrat...
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Funny story: FOX News Begs US To Blast North Korea!

FOX News Begs US To Blast North Korea!

FOX News, the world's leading television news channel in the world, has made an impassioned plea before members of the United States House and Senate, telling them to commence military action against North Korea. "Remember, people have grown tired...
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Funny story: Vine Flu Hits Zimbabwe

Vine Flu Hits Zimbabwe

KAMATIVI, Zimbabwe - It is now official The Swine Flu, aka The N1H1 Flu, alias The Fufu Flu, also referred to as The Cuckoo's Nest Flu One has now been found in the south African country of Zimbabwe. Dr. Foombuffa Gamashonra director of The Zimbab...
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Funny story: Phil Spector To Host Reality No-Talent Show From Prison

Phil Spector To Host Reality No-Talent Show From Prison

LOS ANGELES - Phil Spector, former record producer and convicted murderer, will host a no-talent reality show from United States Penitentiary (USP) - Victorville. Tentatively called 'Tiny Talent Time', the show will feature performances of rejects fr...
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Funny story: Hayley Williams: in touch with Iranian culture!

Hayley Williams: in touch with Iranian culture!

Hayley Williams, the cute, fashionable and uppity lead singer of power-pop band Paramore, is single no more! We know what you're thinking, "Wait a second, wasn't she dating that Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory? It had Chayley Williams in the RI...
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Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg's Jokes No Comfort To Suffering Homeowners, Swine Flu Victims

Mayor Bloomberg's Jokes No Comfort To Suffering Homeowners, Swine Flu Victims

Mayor Bloomberg is running for reelection as the only person who can save the city, but a roomful of worried New Yorkers at a recent Brooklyn forum weren't convinced. They were homeowners worried about losing their homes, former victims of the Swi...
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Funny story: Rupert Everett Says He's Not Gay After All!

Rupert Everett Says He's Not Gay After All!

Rupert Everett astounded friends and fans Friday by announcing that he is "Coming out of the garage". I've known for the past ten years or more that I was no longer gay, probably longer than that", Everett told a reporter for "Big Boys & Thei...
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Funny story: USA Surrenders To North Korea

USA Surrenders To North Korea

(Washington DC) The United States gave its complete and unconditional surrender to the Democratic Republic of North Korea today. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton happily signed the order in a brief ceremony at the White House. Kim Jong Il is now...
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Funny story: North Korea Sanctions To Be Created By Viewers Of Britain's Got Talent

North Korea Sanctions To Be Created By Viewers Of Britain's Got Talent

LONDON, UK - In order to distract the public from the ongoing backlash against Hollie Steel's acceptance to the final of Britain's Got Talent, BGT organizers have set up a side contest asking the British public to send in their recommendations for sa...
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Funny story: Barcelona Win FA Cup

Barcelona Win FA Cup

Louis Saha scored after 25 seconds at Wembley, but then the cup final descended into the realms of mediocrity. (Louis Saha just completely buggered up my story) In what probably would have been a boring stalemate, with Chelsea being negative and E...
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Funny story: BGT Diversity/Flawless Thank Heavens Somebody's Got Talent

BGT Diversity/Flawless Thank Heavens Somebody's Got Talent

It has been said that there is no accounting for taste, but today, representatives from dance troupes in the Britain's Got Talent contest, Diversity and Flawless, announced that if anybody has a serious bone in their body they should cast their vote...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Placed on Mandatory 72-hour Lockdown

Susan Boyle Placed on Mandatory 72-hour Lockdown

WEST LOTHIAN, U.K. - Hatstand Celebrity Psycho Ward of West Lothian gained another inmate last night. After locking herself in a room with electric hair trimmers, Susan Boyle has been taken into custody and placed on a minimum 72-hour lockdown. A...
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Funny story: Cup Final Called Off

Cup Final Called Off

The Cup Final has been called off. Officials of Chelsea and Everton football clubs emerged from a meeting this morning to announce that they will probably cancel the game. Nothing definite yet, but it looks like a non-runner. Interest in the FA...
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Funny story: Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent

Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent

Hollie Steel, the 10-year-old crybaby, who bawled her way into the nation's hearts with her stunning performance on Britain's Got Talent last night, has been disqualified from the competition, after she tested positive for several banned substances.
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Funny story: 2009 FA Cup Final Sensationally Axed As Thieves Steal Wembley Stadium!

2009 FA Cup Final Sensationally Axed As Thieves Steal Wembley Stadium!

Police have sensationally cancelled this afternoon's FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Everton after it was discovered around 10.30 am this morning that thieves have stolen Wembley Stadium. The theft wasn't discovered until mid morning because the...
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Funny story: Americans lay wreath for end of British Empire

Americans lay wreath for end of British Empire

At the site of the WTC in New York City today, American construction workers took two minutes off work to lay a wreath beside a hamburger stand, in memory of the British Empire. The wreath had a personal message, signed by the US President, which...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Marry Jamie Pugh and Adopt Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi

Susan Boyle To Marry Jamie Pugh and Adopt Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi

LONDON - Susan Boyle on the advice of her family physician Dr. Knowlton Buckminster has decided to slow down and smell the coffee. Boyle who has literally been on a virtual whirlwind spin since her first appearance on Britain's Got Talent has agre...
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Funny story: North Korea Declares War on China, Russia, and Japan

North Korea Declares War on China, Russia, and Japan

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il has just announced that effective at 12:01 am Cleveland time, he will be officially entering a declaration of war against China, Russia, and Japan. Kim Jong Il told CNN's Anderson Cooper tha...
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Funny story: ATNT Internationale Refuses Responsibility for How Homophobes Use Their Free Minutes

ATNT Internationale Refuses Responsibility for How Homophobes Use Their Free Minutes

Communication giant ATNT has gone on the aggressive against the haters who would blame them for conspiring against American Idol gay boy Adam Lambert and Got Talent Man Lady Susan Boyle. The atomic communication corporation warned rumopur mongering g...
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Funny story: Andrew Lloyd Weber to Compose Phantom of the Mortgage

Andrew Lloyd Weber to Compose Phantom of the Mortgage

After composing sentimental schmaltz after soap operatic schlock, British potboiler Andrew Lloyd Weber has announced his decision to turn to the high drama of the world of tall finance and elevated governmental corruption. Lord Andrew who receiv...
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Funny story: Japanese Scientists Astound World With Glowing Monkeys!

Japanese Scientists Astound World With Glowing Monkeys!

The world of science has made another miraculous breakthrough! In Japan researchers have managed to rework the genes of monkeys so that they glow green in the dark. Furthermore the monkeys were able to pass this 'glow in the dark' gene on to their si...
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Funny story: Hollie Steel Gets Verbal Stoning From Taliban Supporters On BGT Website

Hollie Steel Gets Verbal Stoning From Taliban Supporters On BGT Website

LONDON, UK - Al Qaeda is alive and well and spamming the Britain's Got Talent website with derogatory comments regarding the performance of young Hollie Steel. Having broken down mid-song on tonights semi-final, Hollie Steel dusted her self off, t...
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Funny story: Political Weight Lifting Room Installed in White House

Political Weight Lifting Room Installed in White House

Washington DC: US taxpayers were seen installing a weight lifting room in the White House, between the bowling alley and the basketball court. This weight lifting room contains the latest in barbell equipment (dumbbell is not politically correct)...
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Funny story: PETA Verses the Sierra Club Baseball Game Played

PETA Verses the Sierra Club Baseball Game Played

Los Angeles, CA: A baseball game between PETA and Sierra Club members is scheduled here today in Dodger Stadium. FOX TV News has agreed to empire the game, with the Sierra Club being the home team. Some preconditions had already been agreed to, pr...
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