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Saturday, 16 May 2009

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If you thought that MPs expense submissions were outrageous, news from Spoof Towers leaked by a member of the editorial team that reveal that the Spoof's writers are the most corrupt bunch of individuals gathered beneath a single banner on the planet.

One writer submitted a claim for a life sized replica, complete with fittings, of a Royal Palace. Another requested twelve tons of monkey food, one requested 16 tons of Aspartame, two made a joint application to rent Universal Studios for six months in order to film an alternative Star Trek collaboration extravaganza with one eye on international release, several bids for cosmetic surgery, countless bids for unlimited supplies of alcohol, some requests for illegal recreational drugs, one request for a James Bond car, and three requests for inflatable sex dolls, non-gender specific.

Mark Lowton the Merciless told us:

"These people must be crazy to think I'd reimburse their expenses. They'll just have to make do with points instead. Points don't cost me anything."

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