Written by John Dorian

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Saturday, 16 May 2009

When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook.

Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who actually applied the hook to her nipple. He has told the paparazzi that it would stay on the girl that he had previously battered.

Captain Hook is extremely angry with Chris Brown's rude attitude and promised that after he has found another hook that looks the exact same, he will shove his hook in Chris Brown's nipple and will take it back out!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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