Funny story: North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key.  The skeleton of the "Great Leader" Kim Jong-il was said to be concerned after a country he'd never heard of, led by a Prime Minister...
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Funny story: State Of California Bans Human/Animal Marriages (Except Horses)

State Of California Bans Human/Animal Marriages (Except Horses)

Governor Arnie announced to a somewhat confused world press today that gay marriages would not be approved by the state, and nor would human/animal marriages either. Except for horses. The news came as a huge relief to Orville Messkin who married...
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Funny story: Fifty first state discovered by geologists

Fifty first state discovered by geologists

Geologists have today discovered a fifty first American state the size of France. The team discovered the state hidden under texas whilst attempting to track a group of beavers who'd escaped from the zoo. President Obama descrived the discovery a...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - makes kids cry and is cruel to child contestants says watchdog

Britain's Got Talent - makes kids cry and is cruel to child contestants says watchdog

A children's watchdog charity has slammed 'Britain's Got Talent', due to the cruelty inflicted onto the younger contestants and Jamie Pugh - due to Amanda Holden. Valerie Doolittle said " I am becoming more and more distressed with seeing childre...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin butchers and eviscerates seal pup, eats its raw palpitating heart

Bristol Palin butchers and eviscerates seal pup, eats its raw palpitating heart

Wasilla, Alaska - (Wannabe Vegan Ass Mess): Alaskan eco-heroine poster-child Bristol Palin has sent GOP hearts a-flutter with the single-handed clubbing to death of a 'vicious' seal pup which she then proceeded to eviscerate before gorging herself on...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Ugly Talent

Britain's Got Ugly Talent

Reality TV mogul Simon Cowell has admitted that the programme Britain's Got Talent was only created as a way of keeping ugly singers out of The X-Factor. "Look, ugly people are all very well, but we don't want them on Pop Idol or The X-Factor, wha...
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Funny story: Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' note judge is Obama Supreme Court pick

Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' note judge is Obama Supreme Court pick

Washington AC/DC - (White Water-Boarding Ass Mess): A US District Court Judge who gave the Off-the-Wall Street Journal permission to publish Hillary Clinton's former lover's entirely spoof 'suicide' note is Barack Obama's latest Supreme Court pick.
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Funny story: 9/11 Documentary Cancelled

9/11 Documentary Cancelled

The forthcoming documentary Inside The Towers has been cancelled due to Neil Morrissey's unavailability. "Only the former Men Behaving Badly star has the gravitas required to narrate a programme on such a sombre subject," explains producer, Gary K...
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Funny story: The Great Adamsville Horse Shit War Of 1925-29

The Great Adamsville Horse Shit War Of 1925-29

Ferdy Pusser was employed as a teenager in rural Tennessee as a fertilizer picker. The job consisted of Ferdy and a group of other young men who went around where horses were known to hang out and pick up horse manure to place into feed sacks, receiving 5 cents per bag. On a hot August day in Adamsville, Ferdy had just received the news from an inside worker that his sack of horseshit was being...
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Funny story: Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Drunken daft bastard Nobby Cartwright, a Manchester United fan will have a great deal to live down ahead of the Champions League Final here in Rome today after queueing up for tickets outside 2000 year old amphitheatre, the Colosseum. "We tried to...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley To Campaign For Expulsion Of Gurkhas

Joanna Lumley To Campaign For Expulsion Of Gurkhas

In a complete turnaround of last week's news when former New Avengers star Joanna Lumley secured a deal for the Gurkhas to reside in this country, the Absolutely Fabulous star has now petitioned Prime Minister Gordon Brown to have them expelled from...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Effluent

Britain's Got Effluent

Britain has finally had enough of having talent and just wants Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden and their at best mediocre revelations to go away somewhere and die a dignified death. Not in a literal sense of course. That would be too much,...
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Funny story: Pseudo Intellectual Spoof Writer Slams The Dumbing Down Of The Spoof

Pseudo Intellectual Spoof Writer Slams The Dumbing Down Of The Spoof

An intellectual spoof writer today made a brave stand in protest at the way his favourite website has 'dumbed down' in recent months. The essence of the writer's argument would appear to stem from the Jade Goody era, when anybody could submit a story...
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Funny story: Brown claims the top job

Brown claims the top job

It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses. The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson...
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Funny story: Fertilizing is Against the Law!

Fertilizing is Against the Law!

A few months ago I was driving along the 101 Freeway From Los Angeles to Santa Barbara enjoying a fine cigar. It was late at night and I seemed to be alone. I saw the sign which reads: "Littering Punishable by a $1000 fine". I thought to myself, "that's a good idea. That will discourage people from littering and ruining this beautiful drive". At that time I realized my cigar had gone out.
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Funny story: The Return of "Jon and Kate Plus 8"

The Return of "Jon and Kate Plus 8"

WERNERSVILLE, Pennsylvania - Jon and Kate and their eight kids have returned for season five of their reality show "Jon and Kate Plus 8." The TLC reality show which centers on the daily goings-on of the Gosselin family with their 2 eight-year-old...
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Funny story: Britain becomes a federal state

Britain becomes a federal state

In a surprise move today, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth announced that the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the Channel Islands, and that bit where they sing hymns a lot and play rugby, was no longer to be a constitutional monarchy...
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Funny story: Corrupt infiltrators manipulate TheSpoof.com points system!

Corrupt infiltrators manipulate TheSpoof.com points system!

As if it's not enough with corrupt MP's, Politicians generally, the Royals, aristocrats, Banker CEO's, etc, now the latest bombshell has exploded right under TheSpoof.com roof. Jaggedone sent his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) into Spoof headqu...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin Pregnant Again

Bristol Palin Pregnant Again

ANCHORAGE - What is considered as unsurprising to most liberal Americans is the news of Bristol Palin's second pregnancy. An employee of an unnamed drug store snitched to the press for $50 that Bristol had bought several pregnancy tests over the pas...
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Funny story: Politicians and parties renamed to reflect their real characters

Politicians and parties renamed to reflect their real characters

After yesterday's incident of a Liberal politician turning into an anagram, today saw many political figures and parties' names altered to reflect their real characters. Barack Obama became Black? Uh-Oh, Momma, Gordon Brown is now Goodbye, Yawn; David Cameron has been turned into Div The Boring One, and Hazel Blears is Hair's Ablaze. Alastair Darling, Starter At Stealing, The British Nationa...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Contracts Rabies After Being Bitten by Rabid Terrorist

Prime Minister Contracts Rabies After Being Bitten by Rabid Terrorist

Whitehall -Prime Minister Gordon Brown has contracted the deadly virus Rabies, after being bitten by a rabid terrorist in Leeds last week. The terrorist, Abu Hamu Islam Mohammed has been kept in an isolated cell in Bradford-Leeds prison since Janu...
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Funny story: Exposed! Liberace Was Gay!

Exposed! Liberace Was Gay!

A shocking new book is out about Merv Griffin that very definitely reaches the conclusion that the beloved pianist, Liberace with the beautiful smile and kind voice of every mother's dream, was in fact, gay. This new book reportedly details the i...
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Funny story: Adolf Hitler plans to crush TheSpoof.com

Adolf Hitler plans to crush TheSpoof.com

In his Wolf's Lair headquarters in eastern Germany, the dictator and ruler of most of Europe and North Africa today met with his generals and aides, to plot the final destruction of TheSpoof.com. 'I have been patient', the Fuhrer said, 'I have allowed the liberal entertainer-lovers their time, I have let them openly write about Fraulein - or maybe Herr - Susan Boyle, I have tolerated TheSpoof.c...
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Funny story: Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility To Become Holiday Camp

Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility To Become Holiday Camp

HAVANA, Cuba - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, The Rt Hon. David Miliband, announced today the purchase of the United States Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility by the British Government. The property, in turn, will be leased...
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Funny story: Avenger's New careers

Avenger's New careers

Following Joanna Lumley's recent attempts at Politics, with the Gurkha's, it can be revealed that Dame Diana Rigg has taken on a project of her own. The actress, known for her roles as Emma Peel, in Extras, and a Stage career that has lasted for d...
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Funny story: Why North Korean Spys Defect

Why North Korean Spys Defect

Kim Jong Junction, North Korea-North Korean authorities have suspended their intelligence gathering activities in the west after the last 5,000 spies they sent there failed to return. Officials believe that the spies get comfortable with their new...
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Funny story: Taliban Making Progress in Pakistan, Says Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter

Taliban Making Progress in Pakistan, Says Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter

MINGORA, PK - When General Musharaf ousted Pakistan's Prime Minister Sharif in 1999, he proceeded to "force liberal ideals down conservative Pakistani throats for nearly a decade," according to Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter, a controversial yet popul...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - 'Glad Jamie Pugh lost cos he gots on my bristols' says tosser Amanda!

Britain's Got Talent - 'Glad Jamie Pugh lost cos he gots on my bristols' says tosser Amanda!

Loopy- too- big- for- her- shoes Amanda Holden, 43 told a bum-rag newspaper she thought that pizza delivery driver Jamie Pugh had not been "genuine" during his performance of "Bring Him Home" from Les Miserables and said that she wished that she had...
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Funny story: Esther Rantzen To Stand Against Joanna Lumley In Luton

Esther Rantzen To Stand Against Joanna Lumley In Luton

There was great excitement in Luton, for once, today as former TV celebrity Esther Rantzen confirmed she WILL be standing as a candidate in Luton at the next parliamentary election. Miss Rantzen, 112, will be representing the newly-formed That's Life...
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Funny story: Major Antonius Julius Argus Xerxes Part-5

Major Antonius Julius Argus Xerxes Part-5

When Antonius, Captain, Lieutenant, Jennet and the entire flock returned to the base camp, it was late afternoon. Captain led the flock to the pool and, next, into to the fenced pen. Then, Antonius, having put on his overall, started milking the goats to be boiled for making cheese and some yogurt. At sunset, he was finished. From now on, it was all his own time. First thing he did was to take his...
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Funny story: Michael Martin Sentenced to the Easy Chair

Michael Martin Sentenced to the Easy Chair

House of Commons speaker Michael Martin has been forced to resign because of the multiple corruption scandals in the British parliament. On martin's watch, MP's have stolen the Queen's undies, sang London bridge is falling down in numerous dentis...
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Funny story: UK Females Might Fight

UK Females Might Fight

United Kingdom Armed forces minister Bobby Lamesworth told the British press that England's dames may soon be manning the battlements in defense of John Bull's island and in offense for cheap oil. "We are studying the matter. In testimony from...
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Funny story: Obama Nominates The Risen Christ for Supreme Court Justice

Obama Nominates The Risen Christ for Supreme Court Justice

Barack Obama has announced his nominee for the opening in the US Supreme Court left by Justice Stephen Breyer who is leaving the court to run his family's New Hampshire ice cream stand. Obama had hinted that he was looking for a person of empathy...
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Funny story: Republicans Reject All Emotions for High Court Nominees, Except NeoCon Rage

Republicans Reject All Emotions for High Court Nominees, Except NeoCon Rage

President Obama's mention of empathy as a possible desirable quality in a Supreme court Justice has set off a fit of blind rage among his republican opponents. Senators, representatives and Republican dog catchers have been foaming at the mouth and p...
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Funny story: Obama to Ship 2 Million US Convicts to Gitmo

Obama to Ship 2 Million US Convicts to Gitmo

Since Republicants and Demogogues alike have expressed extreme distrust in the US prison system that incarcerates more convicts than any other industrial democracy in the world, the Obama administration has decided that rather than bring Muhammed and...
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Funny story: Pope to spend six years in space for NASA

Pope to spend six years in space for NASA

The leader of the Catholic church Pope Benedict XVI, is to spend over six years in space as part of a NASA experiment aiming to discover alien life in the universe. The announcement came after a conference at the Vatican earlier on this week. Dur...
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Funny story: Evolution As Progress? Queen Esther To Paris Hilton?

Evolution As Progress? Queen Esther To Paris Hilton?

It is generally assumed that Charles Darwin taught that the "higher" forms have evolved from the lower ones, which in turn implies that evolution is only nature's way of implementing what mankind calls "progress." But Darwin thought no such thing...
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