Written by John Dorian
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Saturday, 16 May 2009

At the white house, when Michelle Obama was out with the children buying groceries, Obama had a special guest at home.

Security have told tabloids that they heard obsessive laughing and screaming from both previous and current presidents. They also said that they heard Obama shouting ''Humuna Humuna!''

When Obama's guards finally took a peek in the keyhole, they could see that Obama was taking it up the bumhole, if you know what I mean.

George and Barrack have both denied charges and have refused to say anything to the news. So we know that they are actually holding a secret that don't want us to know but we do:

They're gay, big fucking deal!

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