There were 1,558 spoof news stories published in April 2009. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas Admits to Masturbating

Nick Jonas Admits to Masturbating

Despite wearing a Christian "purity ring" at all times, Jonas Brothers lead guitarist Nick Jonas unabashedly admitted to the news media that he enjoys masturbating as much as most young men. "I've been masturbating since I was 12. I see nothing w...
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Funny story: Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the country, ran into an unexpected hurdle. The X-ray scann...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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Funny story: Shaheen Jafargholi should be thrown off 'Britain's Got Talent' for being a professional

Shaheen Jafargholi should be thrown off 'Britain's Got Talent' for being a professional

Shaheen Jafargholi 12 years 7 months, has been vilified by adults with nothing better to do with their lives, because he is actually a professional entertainer. It's now emerged Shaheen 67, has appeared on Casualty, Torchwood and that classic CB...
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Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
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Funny story: Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy, actress and star of television, stage, and screen, has become the first celebrity victim of the Swine Flu Epidemic. The 39 year old actress passed away at Hollywood Hills Hospital surrounded by family, friends, and a representative from...
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Funny story: Shop to Offer Tattoos & Genital Piercings in Bid to Win Supermarket Wars!

Shop to Offer Tattoos & Genital Piercings in Bid to Win Supermarket Wars!

In an effort to get to the top of the supermarket charts, Wartnose - the upmarket - super-market - have come up with a unique add-on-service. Philip McBasket, marketing director of Wartnose said, " We have been looking for an edge, a way of usurp...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Jokes Fly At NYC Mayor's Speech On Subject

Swine Flu Jokes Fly At NYC Mayor's Speech On Subject

Mayor Bloomberg's news conference on the flu Tuesday was interrupted by several sneezes and coughs - including one big coughing spell and grunting he faked. The mayor was counseling against too much handshaking, even as he downplayed the threat.
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Funny story: Swine Flu or Swine Flew?

Swine Flu or Swine Flew?

DES MOINES, IA - As the cases of Swine Flu continue to multiply around the globe, a parallel outbreak of Swine Flew is plaguing farmers and rural residents throughout the U.S. Iowa hog farmer David Lyons described the startling phenomena. "I came...
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Funny story: Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than ten million copies to be printed for this...
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Funny story: Hollie Steel Admits Julie Andrews Is Her Biological Grandmother

Hollie Steel Admits Julie Andrews Is Her Biological Grandmother

LONDON - It seems as though "Britains Got Talent" keeps putting out amazing performers like Victoria's Secret puts out bras. The latest BGT find is little 10-year-old Hollie Steel, who hails from Accrington, Lancashire in England. Hollie who on...
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Funny story: Damian McBride email released

Damian McBride email released

Shamed Downing Street official Damian McBride suffered more embarrassment today as the actual email that he has now resigned over was released. Within the email a number of accusations are discussed which were intended to be published via a Labour...
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Funny story: Reports of Australia's "Biggest Boobs" In the World Causes Relocation of Spoof Writer Buck Wheat!

Reports of Australia's "Biggest Boobs" In the World Causes Relocation of Spoof Writer Buck Wheat!

Sydney, Australia/ World DD Cup News - Renowned Spoof Writer Buck Wheat, and his side kick Bargis Tryhol, Man with the World's Biggest Penis, picked up lock stock and barrel and moved their literary act to Australia which just announced it is hom...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle sings on Oprah

Susan Boyle sings on Oprah

Susan Boyle, who has over 34 million fans on YouTube, spoke to and sang for Oprah Winfrey last night. At the conclusion of the interview, she sang Summertime, from the Gershwin & Hammerstein production of Porgy and Bess. Oprah Winfrey appeared...
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Funny story: LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...
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Funny story: Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

A Muslim Extremist who is recovering after a near-death experience, has astounded clerics with his extraordinary tale of what happened to him after his near-death. Would-be suicide bomber, Abdul al-Habiri, aborted his plan only moments before he w...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine

Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine

CHICAGO - PlayDude Magazine has just announced that they have won the battle of the dozens of men's magazines that were vying for the rights to have England's singing sensation Susan Boyle appear in their magazine. Miss Boyle will appear as PlayDu...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Singer Susan Boyle Signed to Music Contract

Britain's Got Talent Singer Susan Boyle Signed to Music Contract

Suprise You-Tube superstar Susan Boyle has apparently been signed this afternoon to a multi-million pound recording contract following her performance on Saturday's "Britain's Got Talent" show. Following the massive popularity of the singer since...
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Funny story: How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath

How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath

Can't find, or can't afford a penis sheath? Follow these simple steps to make your own. All you need are a few tools, some string and a gourd. Gather your materials and find a clean, well lit area in which to work. This can get messy and you don't want to upset the missus...yet. Finding a gourd: You can always grow your own gourds for use as penis sheaths, but why wait? Trundle on down to the...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent- Hollie Steel is a '12' year old lady says bitter man on internet!

Britain's Got Talent- Hollie Steel is a '12' year old lady says bitter man on internet!

A bitter man on Ewe-tube, who owns a cat bearing a striking resemblance to "Pebbles-Cat', has made a startling claim that Hollie Steel is not a ten year old girl. No, she is possibly TWELVE and could even be older than Susan Boyle, but not quite as...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...
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Funny story: Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto's belly button is now being feted for having one of the world's most beautiful belly buttons by Vanity Fair magazine which is conducting a new poll to find world's most beautiful belly buttons. The magazine...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - Hollie Steel is the new 'Julie Andrews' says Julie Andrews!

Britain's Got Talent - Hollie Steel is the new 'Julie Andrews' says Julie Andrews!

Hollie Steel, 7 and a half , is the new me says Julie Andrews. Julie who has not been in the news since 1970, because she has talent has announced to the world... Hollie Steel is actually her, because she is a DNA clone. Andrews 67, cloned her DNA...
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Funny story: Penelope Cruz breaks her silence over break-up with Tom Cruise

Penelope Cruz breaks her silence over break-up with Tom Cruise

Malaga, Spain - It's been three years since actress/model Penelope Cruz and the world's leading scientist, Tom Cruise, went their separate ways. Now, Penelope has finally decided to break her silence about the painful break-up, in exchange for $1m...
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Funny story: Tit-Sucking Good For Women

Tit-Sucking Good For Women

Women who breastfeed their babies may be lowering their own risk of a heart attack, heart disease or stroke, research suggests. A US study found women who breastfed for more than a year were 10% less likely to develop the conditions than those wh...
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Funny story: April 24th to be Dragon's Day

April 24th to be Dragon's Day

The British Government has announced that in the interests of fairness and to comply with the essence of anti-discrimination legislation, April 24th will now be deemed to be Dragon's Day. They are concerned that pressure to celebrate Saint George'...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Pop-star Michael Jackson says that he was "in love" with twelve year old Shaheen as soon as he took the stage. Shaheen sang a version of "Who's Loving You" that even impressed a usually critical Simon Cowell. Michael Jackson praised the young sing...
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Funny story: Robyn Moore - Mel Gibson's wife explains reasons behind divorce

Robyn Moore - Mel Gibson's wife explains reasons behind divorce

In a break from the traditional secrecy around the 28 year long marriage, Robyn Moore, the wife of Mel Gibson has discussed some of the reasons for her filing for divorce last week. "Mel has always been an extremely dedicated actor, but in the las...
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Funny story: Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?

Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?

LONDON, UK: A news story just breaking in England states that Susan Boyle has lip-synched for Sarah Brightman on many an occasion. A source connected with Andrew Lloyd Wright and Sarah Brightman's publicity people has said: "It's true. Miss Brightm...
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Funny story: Wine Flu Hits Italy

Wine Flu Hits Italy

ROME - Italian authorities have just reported a national outbreak of Wine Flu. They say that it is the first such outbreak since the dreaded Perry Como Wine Flu Epidemic of 1989. Noted Italian Wine Flu Expert Giardino Tortellini stated that the ea...
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Funny story: Melissa Huckaby dated Robert Pattinson

Melissa Huckaby dated Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson shared a story with me, recalling that he once took an obsessed female fan out for dinner. However, the fan got bored of his personality and took him for an unforgettable spin. Robert was in Europe filming his soon-to-be-released...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Wikipedia Page Still Not Up

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Wikipedia Page Still Not Up

Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle may have wowed audiences around the world with her unbelievable performance on the ITV show last week, but her lawyers were preparing a lawsuit tonight after it was discovered that a Wikipedia page i...
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Funny story: New Moon Cancelled!

New Moon Cancelled!

The New York best seller New Moon my Stephanie Meyer was due to hit screens in November of 2009 but due to the recent fall in the economy the directors are finding it hard to come up with enough money to budget it. Summit Entertainment boss Edmon...
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Funny story: Alan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans

Alan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans

There were red faces all round at St James Park today when, after initial reports late last night announced that Newcastle United hero Alan Shearer was to take over the manager's position at the club, it emerged this morning that the whole thing was...
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Funny story: Naked Susan Boyle video reveals Guns N Roses tattoo

Naked Susan Boyle video reveals Guns N Roses tattoo

London - (Hairy Ass Mess): An explicit internet sex video showing Britain's Goat Talent contender Susan Boyle straddling a tumescent Pyrenean Mountin' Goat at the 1993 Cannes Film Festival reveals an unexpected tattoo on her butt. 'Axl Rose/Dizzy...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song fighting over Twilight role!

Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song fighting over Twilight role!

Teen queens, Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song are reportedly feuding because of the Leah Clearwater role in Twilight's highly anticipated follow-up, Eclipse. Brenda and Vanessa, both 20, reportedly want to play Leah Clearwater. The starlets have both...
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Funny story: Banned from Walmart

Banned from Walmart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dea...
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Funny story: Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi will fist-fight for ' Britain's Got Talent' title!

Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi will fist-fight for ' Britain's Got Talent' title!

Hollie Steel, from Accrington, Lancashire and Shaheen Jafargholi may have to don a pair of boxing gloves to settle the dispute of who is the best, says Simon Cowell. Simon has reportedly told insiders he is sick of pretending to 'be surprised', A...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Source Uncovered

Swine Flu Source Uncovered

The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog. The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green icon was found to have first contracted the new...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...
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Funny story: Swan Flu Hits Zoo

Swan Flu Hits Zoo

SAN DIEGO, California - Zoo officials have just announced that when zoo workers were feeding the zoo's swan population this morning they happened to notice that a lot of the swans were acting strange. It seems that the swans were sitting in the c...
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling to write 8th Harry Potter book

J.K. Rowling to write 8th Harry Potter book

J.K. Rowling, during a series of press conferences yesterday, declared that she would be writing an eighth book in a series of seven Harry Potter books. Rowling initially said, shortly after the 7th came out, that no more were to be had (much to...
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Funny story: Shaheen Jafargholi Gives Susan Boyle Her Second Kiss

Shaheen Jafargholi Gives Susan Boyle Her Second Kiss

LONDON - Two of the top contestants on this year's "Britain's Got Talent" are 47-year-old Susan Boyle and 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi. After Miss Boyle revealed to the judges that she had never been kissed Angelina Jolie quickly arranged for Br...
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Funny story: Prince William despondent over rapidly balding pate - Royals suggest hair transplant

Prince William despondent over rapidly balding pate - Royals suggest hair transplant

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, LONDON: The man who will be King is upset with his thinning hair. Wills is said to have told close friends that he is shocked and utterly despondent at the rapidity of his hair loss. The heir to the throne is also not amused tha...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to fake his own death 'just like Princess Diana'

Stephen Hawking to fake his own death 'just like Princess Diana'

London - (Preposterous Ass Mess): Shrinks at London's Royal Freak Hospital are poised to section Prof Stephen Hawking after his ex-wife complained that he was about to fake his own death 'just like Princess Di'. Elaine Hawking has told social work...
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Funny story: Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie. She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one...
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Funny story: Queen and Michelle Obama release lesbian video

Queen and Michelle Obama release lesbian video

The Queen and Michelle Obama have released a video of their erotic "hug" when they met earlier today. The Obamas were in London for the G20 summit and met the Queen and Prince Philip. Michelle Obama has been criticised by some for breaking protoco...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher, Edwina Curry, and John Major In Nude XXX Video Rumour Scandal

Margaret Thatcher, Edwina Curry, and John Major In Nude XXX Video Rumour Scandal

London UK - Rumours circulating here appear to hint, without any concrete evidence, that a pornographic sex video featuring ex-PMs Major and Thatcher, along with the egg woman, Edwina Curry actually exists. The video allegedly contains images of t...
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Funny story: Melissa Rivers To Sue Donald Trump For Firing Her

Melissa Rivers To Sue Donald Trump For Firing Her

NEW YORK CITY - Melissa Rivers, the 41-year-old daughter of comedienne Joan Rivers was fired from "Celebrity Apprentice" by Donald Trump. Needless to say Melissa left, but she did not go easy. She walked out into the hall ranting and raving and de...
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Funny story: Incorrect naming of Calorie means our food intake is over 950 times worse than thought

Incorrect naming of Calorie means our food intake is over 950 times worse than thought

Nutritionists were demanding answers today following the admission by scientists that the Calorie was incorrectly named and that each Calorie we ingest is actually worth 1000 Calories! If this is proved to be true, then a pint of lager may in fact...
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Funny story: Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again. "I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn around Angelina is pregnant. And if she isn't pregnant she...
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Funny story: President Wants New Name For Swine Flu

President Wants New Name For Swine Flu

United States President Barack Obama in an emergency session with his cabinet again today over the Swine Flu, has requested that from now on to begin calling it, "Miss Piggy Flu". We're hurting here", stated Obama. "We depend on tourism and ...TOU...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...
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Funny story: Mental Illnesses Diagnosed in Unborn Babies - Say What?

Mental Illnesses Diagnosed in Unborn Babies - Say What?

At a clinic in Dorchester and another in Oyster Bay, New York, in the USA, doctors are now routinely diagnosing unborn babies with mental disorders including ADHD and Bipolar as well as a newly defined disease, Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder (based on...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Kissed By Brad Pitt

Susan Boyle Kissed By Brad Pitt

LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation, who recently revealed on the British show, "Britain's Got Talent" that she had never been kissed was kissed by Brad Pitt. The Scottish lass received a phone call from Angelina Jolie who arra...
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Funny story: Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up. Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that allowing the 16 year old starlet, aka Hannah Montana...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Got Talent scouts, directors, judges and producers were shocked two times by middle aged performer Susan Boyle. The first time the smug judges and judgemental audience seemed to automatically dismiss the frumpy English old maid poised to perform...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Marries Rafa Nadal's Mom

Roger Federer Marries Rafa Nadal's Mom

Roger Federer has married Rafa Nadal's mother in a move many see as the Swiss' last throw of the dice in their increasingly one-sided rivalry, in a private ceremony in Switzerland. "He needs to get into Rafa's head", says tennis analyst Mats Wilan...
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Funny story: Elaine Paige and Susan Boyle To Sing On "Dancing With The Stars"

Elaine Paige and Susan Boyle To Sing On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Elaine Paige, who is regarded as "The Queen of English Musical Theater" has agreed to appear on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" and sing a duet with the Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle. DWTS host Tom Bergeron confirmed that both...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Overnight sensation Susan Boyle was ruled ineligible to continue in the Britain's Got Talent television show after it was learned that she was paid for her work on a charity CD. Boyle sang Cry Me a River on a 1998 CD to benefit the Foundation for...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo worth £10 million pounds

Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo worth £10 million pounds

Susan Boyle, 47 the greatest singing sensation of the Milky Way - since Trog the Martian Baritone graced our screens; is delighted that a demo tape she sent to Simon Dowell ten years ago alongside a large 'poster-sized' photo of her face, is now wor...
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Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants. I was getting a much needed breath of fresh a...
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Funny story: Flogging video is 'harmless S&M porn' say Taleban

Flogging video is 'harmless S&M porn' say Taleban

Swat Valley, Pakistan - (Ritually Sordid Ass Mess): A depraved video showing moronic Afghani men flogging a 17 year old girl was branded 'harmless S&M porn' by Taleban warlords today. The footage was immediately posted on a wholesome radical f...
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Funny story: Robert Downey Jr. As Naked Sherlock Holmes' Alter Ego, Mr. Hyde

Robert Downey Jr. As Naked Sherlock Holmes' Alter Ego, Mr. Hyde

Leave it to Robert Downey Jr. to screw up and turn Sherlock Holmes into a wisecracking action hero who ends up handcuffed naked to a bed with Dr. Watson lighting farts and cackling. Downey offered a sneaky peak Tuesday of "Sherlock Holmes," his ne...
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Funny story: Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts. Susan Boyle may have found a me...
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Funny story: After tattoo, OctoMom installs ceiling mirror over her bed

After tattoo, OctoMom installs ceiling mirror over her bed

Los Angeles, California - OctoMom just had a ceiling mirror installed over her bed so she watch herself breastfeed her babies. "It's the only way I keep an eye on all my babies, all at the same time while I'm breastfeeding them," said OctoMom, while...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and the Swine flu

Angelina Jolie and the Swine flu

Today actress Angelina Jolie visits a farm to adopt a pig named Johnson who is afflicted with the pandemic swine flu. She says, its the least she can do to help out during the potential crisis. This virus is a mix of human, pig and bird strains t...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Secretly Dating Susan Boyle

Simon Cowell Secretly Dating Susan Boyle

LONDON - Simon Cowell, the 49-year-old British television producer, music executive, and all-around talent show judge has denied rumors that he is secretly dating "Britain's Got Talent" singer Susan Boyle. Cowell who recently broke up with his lon...
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Funny story: Rafa Nadal Launches Own Brand Of Underwear

Rafa Nadal Launches Own Brand Of Underwear

Tennis number one Rafa Nadal is to launch his own brand of underwear, The Spoof.com can reveal. Under the brandname Wedgie Pants, the pants are to be sold at all the biggest outlets in the world and sales are expected to skyrocket. 'They'll come...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Cry Me A River' CD now worth a fortune

Susan Boyle's 'Cry Me A River' CD now worth a fortune

Susan Boyle 47, is now officially bigger than the Beatles, Jesus and Elvis put together and has also sparked a crazed phenomenon of people on that internet shopping website flogging her 'Sounds of West Lothian' CD for 'BIG MONEY'. The CD origina...
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Funny story: John Wayne AKA "The Duke" to be defrosted

John Wayne AKA "The Duke" to be defrosted

In a controversial move, John Wayne's family has released a statement this morning stating that former actor and darling of classic western films is to be defrosted. Wayne was accidentally frozen back in 1979 when he locked himself in a freezer ro...
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Funny story: Kim Clijsters: "Woman's Tennis Sucks Donkey Balls"

Kim Clijsters: "Woman's Tennis Sucks Donkey Balls"

Ex-grand slam champion Kim Clijsters has revealed her private reason for returning to the tennis circuit in an interview with Bored Housewife magazine. "Woman's tennis sucks donkey balls", stated the Belgian, who will return after two years away '...
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Funny story: Derren Brown Makes Woman Invisible

Derren Brown Makes Woman Invisible

Mind-Lord Derren Brown is in trouble tonight after one of his stunts went terribly, terribly wrong. Brown made a volunteer from his audience seemingly completely invisible but soon admitted he had no idea how to make her visible again. "Technical...
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Funny story: New Dan Brown Novel "The Lost Symbol" plot secrets revealed

New Dan Brown Novel "The Lost Symbol" plot secrets revealed

The sequel to the international super-book "The Da Vinci Code" will be released in September. "The Lost Symbol" as it has been provisionally titled, will see the return of the Robert Langdon character and follow him on a 12 hour journey. However...
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Funny story: J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

According to an Indian newspaper, two of Hollywood's most well known faces, Jennifer Lopez and Beatrice Arthur have come to loggerheads over their upcoming films, both focusing on single women wanting to be mothers. However, over the recent weeken...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Simon Cowell And Susan Boyle To Marry

Britain's Got Talent Simon Cowell And Susan Boyle To Marry

Britain's Got Talent judge Simon Cowell stunned the showbusiness world in a Press conference this afternoon, by announcing his intention to marry the new Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle. Cowell "fell in love" with Susan after witnessing th...
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Funny story: Nigerian Women Go On Sex Strike

Nigerian Women Go On Sex Strike

Sisters rejoice! The women of Nigeria have issued their partners with an ultimatum: Either you guys sort out a solution to the tribal differences and feuds which so afflict our great nation, or we women will go on sex strike. It's that simple. No tru...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Tour With The Rolling Stones

Susan Boyle To Tour With The Rolling Stones

LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation, who until recently hadn't been kissed, has just been signed to go on tour with none other than the Rolling Stones. Miss Boyle told a reporter for the BBC that it is a dream come true. She sa...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking will not make a full recovery after all

Stephen Hawking will not make a full recovery after all

The doctors treating the stricken science fiction author Stephen Hawking have embarrassingly changed their original prognosis that he will make a full recovery. The wheelchair bound professor was admitted to PC World on Oxford Street on Monday af...
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Funny story: Dr Who to visit Nudist Planet

Dr Who to visit Nudist Planet

David Tennant is set to bare all in his finale as the Timelord, as he teams up with John Simm's character, The Master, and a new young male companion. While Georgia Moffett is also rumoured to feature, Russell T Davies has confirmed that The Doct...
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Funny story: Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
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Funny story: Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

The budding friendship between Paul Potts and Susan Boyle has take a turn south, after Boyle set her sights on Potts' lucky song, Nessun Dorma. He has stopped taking fish and chips with her on Wednesdays and went so far as to say that she put too...
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Funny story: Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Sloppy DJ James O'Brien who boasts there are no scripts, no rules, no running orders, no research and no point to his show -admitted to sometimes pointing his arse at the microphone and letting it have a free run of the programme. Shock-Jock-Pile-...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Has First Orgasm While Singing 'Hey Jude'

Susan Boyle Has First Orgasm While Singing 'Hey Jude'

DATELINE:LONDON-- Scottish song-bird Susan Boyle experienced her first sexual orgasm in front of millions of people Sunday night. She was briefly hospitalized following the unexpected physical release, and is resting at home. Susan never had an or...
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Funny story: Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle The Source Of Swine Flu, Possibly

Susan Boyle The Source Of Swine Flu, Possibly

Health officials worldwide who are currently investigating a series of outbreaks of the potentially-fatal Swine Flu virus, say they have reason to believe there may be some tenuous connection with Britain's Got Talent singing sensation, Susan Boyle.
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Funny story: Secret Cache of Hitler's Nude Photography Exceeds Sales Expectations

Secret Cache of Hitler's Nude Photography Exceeds Sales Expectations

LONDON, U.K. - A collection of never before seen nude portraits by Nazi leader Adolph Hitler fetched nearly $350,000 Thursday. They had only been expected to raise about $120,000, auction house Bullocks of Slopshire estimates. "They belonged to a...
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Funny story: Teacher appears in thong

Teacher appears in thong

A music teacher from a top community college has been suspended and could well face disciplinary action after appearing in a music video that has appeared on YouTube this week. The video in question was 'Another Brick in the Wall' by Pink Floyd wh...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!

Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!

Dame Susan Boyle , OBE, Knight of the realm, is to be given a makeover by that strange creature Gok. The weird thing with the tin-tin quiff, beat fellow tran-sexual rivals Tranny and Suemanna for the job. Gok real name 'Gok Wanabeinmygang' said...
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Funny story: The Susan Boyle story - a tale of hypocrisy!

The Susan Boyle story - a tale of hypocrisy!

The Susan Boyle story is a tale that has touched our hypocritical hearts. Therefore we need baddies, the first is the girl on BGT, who appears to be laughing at Susan Boyle, Although she is most likely laughing at something else. However juxtaposed a...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson To Record A Duet With Shaheen Jafargholi

Willie Nelson To Record A Duet With Shaheen Jafargholi

AUSTIN - Country music legend Willie Nelson has agreed to record a duet with the wonderboy from Wales, 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi. Nelson who is 75-years-old has recorded with nearly every well-known singer in existence from Dolly Parton and L...
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Funny story: Ferrets, Whippets, And Flat Caps To Blame For North-South Divide

Ferrets, Whippets, And Flat Caps To Blame For North-South Divide

The north/south divide: is it a myth, or is there something deeeper going on here that lesser mortals can't quite grasp? Analysts are pretty certain that a rift was formed under the governance of Mrs Thatcher, as she effectively shut down the nort...
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Funny story: Why Swine Flu Hit America, Mexico First?

Why Swine Flu Hit America, Mexico First?

The Swine Flu epidemic has reached Mexico and the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns fat people the rest of the way into pigs, after eating like pigs for a generation. Experts say it is not by a...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Cheating Scandal

Britain's Got Talent Cheating Scandal

Fans of the ITV show Britain's Got Talent have been rocked by an alleged cheating scandal. Viewers have been stunned by the performances of several newcomers over the last two weeks, but detractors have now alleged that a major 'hoodwinking' exerc...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married

Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married

Los Angeles, CA - Oprah Winfrey has announced in her own magazine 'O' that she intends to stay a virgin until she is married "to set a good example for young women." Winfrey, who is 55 and a self made billionaire with a number of successful franch...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie To Replace Nicolette Sheridan On "Desperate Housewives"

Angelina Jolie To Replace Nicolette Sheridan On "Desperate Housewives"

HOLLYWOOD - With the sudden departure of Nicolette Sheridan's character Edie Britt, Wisteria Lane will soon be having a new resident. The show's producers have asked Angelina Jolie to join the "Desperate Housewives" cast and she has agreed. Jol...
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Funny story: So which Russian Oksana screwed over Mel Gibson's marriage?

So which Russian Oksana screwed over Mel Gibson's marriage?

Bloodyvostock - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "Sure as hell it wasn't that fat pimple-butt slag Oksana Nalesnikova (tr. Oksana Pancake)," a livid Oksana Pochepa yelled at Russian TV crews today as yet more tall, blonde, tanned, leggy Russian models (sic), al...
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