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Saturday, 16 May 2009

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Tamil Tiger's Celebrate After Securing New Homeland

Gordon Brown was carried from the House of Commons by exuberant Tamil Tigers after donating Parliament Square as their New Homeland.

Brown thought up the whizz during a brainstorming session with Ed Balls as a way of deflecting criticism of his leadership & increasing his popularity amongst this sizeable immigrant population.

Tamil spokesman Mr.Shinnuppalampost Annawavemaarmazabout told me that they would enjoy living on their new island but would have to kill the strange people on the Southern side that live in tents, never wash, display strange placards & shout at nice Mr.Brown.

Commander Brian Panzer, recently promoted to head of the Metropolitan Police Death Squads was said to be delighted that the British Public would be able to drive around Westminster unmolested by protesting Tamils.

Unfortunately within hours of lving in their New Homeland the Tamil's had split into two distinct groups & fighting had broken out !

Apparently one group have decided to worship the statue of Winston Churchill whilst the other half have taken the statue of General Jan Smits as their chosen deity & were stirring up tensions after claiming that their chef's can cook better Indian food than Pakistani chef's!

The UN have just announced they're sending a team to try & negotiate with the aggrieved parties.

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