Funny story: Chapter Two: Boldly Going, But With Who? (He's On First)

Chapter Two: Boldly Going, But With Who? (He's On First)

The Voyage of the Starship Enterprise Chapter Two: Boldly Going, But With Who? (and He's On First) Follow this link to view Chapter One Captain's Log, Stardate 6969.69. Captain "Buck" Kirk reporting. We've just departed Star Base and are proceeding at warp five on our mission to the Vulva. This was originally supposed to be a shakedown cruise to wear in a mostly new crew, but they are...
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Funny story: Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
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Funny story: Is the first Mrs Barack Obama buried under Washington Park Lagoon?

Is the first Mrs Barack Obama buried under Washington Park Lagoon?

Washington AC/DC - (Rotten Ass Mess): Only Michelle Obama and the First Mother-in-Law Mrs Robinson know the cadaver's exact location. But this week FBI sources hinted that it's probably weighed down by a huge concrete slab under the Lagoon lilyp...
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Funny story: Rainy Night In Wigan

Rainy Night In Wigan

Manchester United's grip on the Premiership appeared for a while to slacken off as they fell a goal behind to Wigan Athletic on a wet and windy night in Wigan. Following a brief tussle with United defender Nemanja Vidic, who ended up on his arse,...
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Funny story: Referee Ovrebo To Make Amend

Referee Ovrebo To Make Amend

Infamous Referee Tom Ovrebo who bungled his officiating of the Chelsea vs Barcelona match in the UEFA Champions League Semi Final match has decided to make amends. He intends to award penalties in the match he would officiate in the Norwegian Leag...
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Funny story: Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map 

Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map 

Pope Benedict XVI has joined the ranks of other religious fanatics, world leaders and nut jobs with calls to wipe Israel off the map.  Standing alongside Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, he delivered his strongest public support yet for blowing t...
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Funny story: Tinpot dictatorships reel from UK MPs' expenses scam comparison

Tinpot dictatorships reel from UK MPs' expenses scam comparison

London - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Despotic dictatorships around the world have hit back at widespread press comparison to UK MPs' sordid moat-raking, patio heater-infested expenses scams. A Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association source said today th...
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Funny story: Deadliest Catch Ann Coulter Bagged by Discovery's Channel

Deadliest Catch Ann Coulter Bagged by Discovery's Channel

DUTCH HARBOR, AK - In a bid to dramatically increase its viewing audience, Discovery's Channel will reportedly cut narrator Mike Roe from its highly-rated series Deadliest Crabs, bagging ice queen Ann Coulter to fill his role in the frigid Bering Sea...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga-- Pop Sensation or Tragic Cyborg?

Lady Gaga-- Pop Sensation or Tragic Cyborg?

It has been widely reported in entertainment journalism the family backround of the club music diva known as Lady Gaga. What was not revealed until late yesterday was that her father, internet auteur Joey "Jo-Jo" Germanotta, was secretly moonlighting...
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Funny story: Obama Appoints Self To U. S. Supreme Court

Obama Appoints Self To U. S. Supreme Court

President Barack Obama has decided to appoint himself to replace Justice Souter on the U. S. Supreme court. And, he will also remain President of the United States. Well, why not? The guy's got game and an irresistible passion for challenges. Howe...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean's Insane Twin Chained Up In Attic

Carrie Prejean's Insane Twin Chained Up In Attic

Hollywood, Ca - News is just emerging that reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, 21, who came out vehemently against same sex marriage causing outrage in many quarters, is nursing a very dark and dirty secret indeed. It has been revealed that...
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Funny story: Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

With unfashionable Burnley only ninety minutes away from securing Premier League status there was panic in the corridors of footballing power today. The bottom line is that the football authorities do not want Burnley in the Premier League, and wi...
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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart & Crew Of New Moon Avoid Near Riot

Pattinson, Stewart & Crew Of New Moon Avoid Near Riot

Paparazzi photographers in Vancouver nearly caused a small riot over the weekend when word leaked out that the cast stars of Twilight's, New Moon were about to appear outside at the conclusion of the filming. Next a group of fans saw the photograp...
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Funny story: Mermaids deported from Australia

Mermaids deported from Australia

Broomshead, Aus - A group of mermaids and merman have been arrested trying to illegally enter Australia without passports or visas. The mermaids were found wandering around a seaside town, causing panic and mayhem to the locals by talking in high-...
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Funny story: Deal or No Deal's Banker made redundant after losing £6.1 billion of show's money

Deal or No Deal's Banker made redundant after losing £6.1 billion of show's money

Bristol, England - Deal or No Deal's banker Mr Banker was yesterday told he will be made redundant, effective immediately. Auditors spent two days going through the accounts and came out with the grave news: The Banker has given away £6.1 billion...
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Funny story: Is Obama The Force Behind Spoof Star Trek Exravaganza?

Is Obama The Force Behind Spoof Star Trek Exravaganza?

It's only just begun, and yet already it's causing more controversy than the Pope's Hitler Youth alleged past. The Star Trek Extravaganza, conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman came in for a severe mauling from an unnamed left win...
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Funny story: Amish Boy Stars In Pennsylvania's Got Talent

Amish Boy Stars In Pennsylvania's Got Talent

A young Amish boy last night emerged as the star of 'Pennsylvania's Got Talent', and immediately became a firm favourite to win the talent show. For 8 year old Samuel Heiser from Lancaster County it must have been daunting experience taking to th...
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Funny story: Red Arrows Admit First Ever Woman Pilot

Red Arrows Admit First Ever Woman Pilot

For the first time in its illustrious history, the RAF's Red Arrows Diamond Nine display team have admitted a female pilot into their ranks. Flight Lieutenant Kristy Moore will join the team in September, having been the only female pilot to have...
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Funny story: Rockin da Ave 8

Rockin da Ave 8

234 8th Ave they be rockin a deli, now, outside dat deli they got a MIRROR. That's Hot. I was just fussin with my hot hair. There are flowers in front of the mirror. I just thought about setting up an outdoor dressing room on the corner, gotta have my photographer with me: and then just Rockin the streets of Manhattan. It could be The Shannah Corner. But I gotta change between photos: is tha...
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Funny story: Pope to visit Craggy Island

Pope to visit Craggy Island

In a surprise move, Pope Benedict XVI is to visit Craggy Island later this week on his way back from the Middle East. There he will meet local priests Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal McGuire and Father Jack Hackett at the island's parochial house...
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Funny story: Bono's Elvis Poem Sucks

Bono's Elvis Poem Sucks

Not satisfied with saving the world, the rain forests, polar bears, whales, New Labour, Old Labour, Joanna Lumley, and the Gospel Singers Of America, Bono is to have his latest piece of self indulgent pap performed on BBC Radio Four tonight - his ram...
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Funny story: Malta's Big Hope

Malta's Big Hope

Generously fleshed Maltese singer Chiara Siracusa is ready to do battle with the rest of Europe with her soporific ballad What If We. The 32 year old Eurovision veteran will make her third attempt to bag as many douze points as possible at this ye...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Ignoring Oprah?

Michelle Obama Ignoring Oprah?

If Oprah Winfrey is feeling stabbing pains between her shoulder blades, it may be a knife from the First Lady. But there's two opinions going around over the recent coolness between the two. According to a Michelle sympathizer, "She's (Oprah) rea...
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Funny story: Tamil Tiger Declared Endangered Species

Tamil Tiger Declared Endangered Species

The Tamil Tiger has been added to the list of endangered species. The species could face extinction if the Sri Lankan government continues its military action in the north of the country. A spokesperson for a prominent wildlife conservation group...
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Funny story: White House Whitewashes Global Warming

White House Whitewashes Global Warming

An Environmental Protection Agency proposal that could have led to regulating the gases blamed for global warming has been whitewashed by the White House. The White House thinks factories, small businesses and other institutions should not be sacrif...
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Funny story: Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...
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Funny story: Steve Coppell Resigns Ahead Of Expenses Revelations

Steve Coppell Resigns Ahead Of Expenses Revelations

Reading manager Steve Coppell has resigned from his post, after it emerged that controversial details of his expenses claims are to be published by a newspaper. Coppell, 53, announced his decision to reporters after his side lost 2-0 to Burnley in...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean To Star In The Ann Coulter Story

Carrie Prejean To Star In The Ann Coulter Story

NEW YORK CITY - The current reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean has just signed to star in a motion picture about the highly outspoken GOP political commentator Ann Coulter. The Universal Pictures film will be directed by Carlo Tuscan-Giambatt...
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Funny story: Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

LOS ANGELES - Manny Ramirez, Los Angeles Dodgers superstar and hairstyle icon, has finally addressed his fellow Dodger players after receiving a 50 game suspension for testing positive for a performance enhancing substance. The PES is believed to...
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Funny story: Brown announces charitable donation of reclaimed expenses!

Brown announces charitable donation of reclaimed expenses!

Prime Minister Gordon Brown will this morning announce that he'll be making a charitable donation with the millions of pounds reclaimed back from MP's wrongly claimed expenses. Mr.Brown said that he'd discussed it in length with David Milliband an...
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Funny story: Brown & Darling to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show

Brown & Darling to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show

Gordon Brown is set to appear on The Jeremy Kyle show where he'll take a DNA test to prove his Scottishness! Alistair Darling will be on the other sofa playing the part of the betrayed partner. Alex Salmond will be in the audience with other SM...
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Funny story: Wanda Sykes and Rush Limbaugh Kiss And Make Up

Wanda Sykes and Rush Limbaugh Kiss And Make Up

CHICAGO - Comedienne Wanda Sykes and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh have kissed and made up. Sykes was recently the featured performer at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. She took some pretty good jabs at old "Mush Mouth" Lim...
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Funny story: Katie Price's Breasteses v. Near Half of England: Lawsuits Abundanza

Katie Price's Breasteses v. Near Half of England: Lawsuits Abundanza

Business pages in the last remaining print journals in the English reading world have been reporting innumerable civil lawsuits brought in the case of Katie Price and the explosive breasteses. Boyfriend Peter Andre has filed suit through barris...
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Funny story: Drunken Katie Price Blinds Dressage Nancy Boy

Drunken Katie Price Blinds Dressage Nancy Boy

Spencer Wilton would be riding his tight ass to fame and fortune on the dressage path to lucrative awards and gay blade acquisition if it had not been for an unfortunate night of drunken reverlry and the enormous tits of Katie Price. Wilton a top...
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Funny story: Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With the wildly successful Hubble program nearing its final days, most scientists believed the aging telescope was for the most part out of surprises, or at least truly groundbreaking discoveries. Nevertheless, Hubble shocked th...
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Funny story: Norwegian Blue Ovrebo Admits He Blew the Call While Pining

Norwegian Blue Ovrebo Admits He Blew the Call While Pining

Norwegian Blue Ovrebo has told more than one drunken sot in his favorite neighborhood pub that he may have blown the call in the tragic defeat of Chelsea. Billy O'Braghaghan confirmed that Ovrebo got half in the pot every night since the bad call:...
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Funny story: Yucko Ono Mounts NYC Lennon Exhibit

Yucko Ono Mounts NYC Lennon Exhibit

Talentless artist Yucko Ono has mounted a New York city art exhibition to continue milking the Beatle legend for every red cent and union jacked ha'penny. Ono is selling John's busted granny glasses and a complete set of his coke spoons. Pints of...
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Funny story: T T Cameron Tells Tory MP's: Face My Sack

T T Cameron Tells Tory MP's: Face My Sack

Tory tyrant Little David Cameron has faced down the Parliamentary Goliath of corruption: "Face my ball sack you twits and give back ever haypenny ya stole from the good hard workin people of John Bull's Island!" Cameron exposed the lies and thie...
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Funny story: Gates Introduces WindowBlinds

Gates Introduces WindowBlinds

Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft-the software giant-has introduced the latest Windows product at SpazTech 2009 in Las Vegas: WindowBlinds. It's the third and final product in the current Windows franchise, joining the utilitarian WindowShades, an...
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Funny story: John Demjanjuk Freed From Jail; Pope Benedict XVI Arrested

John Demjanjuk Freed From Jail; Pope Benedict XVI Arrested

Red-faced German officials admit they erred in arresting John Demjanjuk as the death camp guard "Ivan the Terrible" accused of assisting in the murders of 29,000 people when they discovered the crimes were actually committed by former Hitler youth me...
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Funny story: Manufacturer Defends Nuclear Ferris Wheel

Manufacturer Defends Nuclear Ferris Wheel

Swiss manufacturer Interim today defended its new nuclear powered ferris wheel against critics who said it was "dangerous" and a poor use of resources. Interim engineers say competitors are just being "snarky" because the wheel goes "really fast,"...
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Funny story: Einstein's Formula On Terrorism Found, T=PMS X W

Einstein's Formula On Terrorism Found, T=PMS X W

A spokesman for The Einstein announced today that a box of unknown papers that belonged to Albert Einstein has been discovered in Pavia, Italy where he once lived. Inside the box, along with many "Girl Goodies" of the day, showing plenty of ankle...
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Funny story: Obama releases More Papers On Gitmo Prisoners

Obama releases More Papers On Gitmo Prisoners

President Barack Obama released still more material yesterday about how the Gitmo prisoners were treated and what helpful information the detainees gave under "Water Pressure". According to the previously highly classified information that Obama h...
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