Funny story: Attention Investors!

Attention Investors!

Are you tired of watching your assets dwindle in the traditional markets? Are you depressed over having to having to decide whether to diminish your lifestyle or die five years sooner? Well, don't despair help is on the way. In the spirit of making the best of a bad situation we are proud to announce an initial public offering for a product that will revolutionize asset management. It's a simple a...
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Funny story: Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

The Metropolitan Police and British Transport Police are preparing for what could be a chaotic weekend should Millwall face Leeds United in the League One Championship final and Preston meet Burnley in the Championship Final. "If Leeds play Millwa...
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Funny story: Chris Moyles - Girlfriend In A Coma - It' s A Big Fat LIE!

Chris Moyles - Girlfriend In A Coma - It' s A Big Fat LIE!

Big fat loud mouthed Radio One DJ Chris 'Tubby Wubby' Moyles has lied while using a karaoke machine in a Dulwich bar! The Roly Poly gargantuan pig of a man, who produces more sweat than the nation of Chad and fills his T-shirt like a fat girl in a...
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Funny story: Obama - "Devil In Disguise?"

Obama - "Devil In Disguise?"

WASHINGTON, USA - President Obama, in his support for a free Scottish nation, opened a new chapter in Scotlands's tortured relations with its Wicca peoples on Beltane with a comprehensive and moving apology for past wrongs and a call for tripartisan...
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Funny story: Glastonbury not impacted by Swine Flu. Fact. Definitely. As far as we know.

Glastonbury not impacted by Swine Flu. Fact. Definitely. As far as we know.

This spoof writer, and for the record only this writer, who in no way represents the brave TheSpoof.com website or any of its friends or allies, can reveal that so far the music festival Glastonbury has not been impacted by Swine Flu. Michael Eavi...
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Funny story: North Korean Missile Defense Test Successfully Destroys Small Town

North Korean Missile Defense Test Successfully Destroys Small Town

In a test that has been declared a total success by North Korea's Kim Jung Il, another missile has gone astray but this time instead of dropping harmlessly into the Pacific Ocean, it came down on the former town of Plongdong. "The missile fired to...
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Funny story: Vatican Gives Angels & Demons Mixed Rearviews

Vatican Gives Angels & Demons Mixed Rearviews

In a piece in Wednesday's edition of a Vatican newspaper, The Daily Inquisition, it called Ron Howard's film "a videogame that first of all sparks curiosity and is also, maybe, a bit of fun, if you're into going to hell in a handbasket. Other than th...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley To Pose In Celebrity Booty Babes Magazine

Kirstie Alley To Pose In Celebrity Booty Babes Magazine

BURBANK - Kirstie Alley who is currently tiping the scales at 228, has just been signed to appear in a layout in the Left Coast-based magazine, Celebrity Booty Babes. Kirstie who has recently made appearances on "Oprah," "Ellen," "Deal or No Deal,...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Jumps On Stage: Turns Out It's Lindsay Lohan!

Britney Spears Fan Jumps On Stage: Turns Out It's Lindsay Lohan!

LOS ANGELES - It turns out that the crazed fan who jumped on stage during Britney Spears' Los Angeles concert performance was none other than actress Lindsay Lohan. Lilo, who was disguised as a male told Los Angeles sheriff's deputies that ever si...
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Funny story: The Average American's Vocabulary Less Than That Of George W. Bush

The Average American's Vocabulary Less Than That Of George W. Bush

The National Informer has completed a survey that shows that the average American's vocabulary is somewhere between that of former president George W. Bush and Koko the signing gorilla. In what's called the "Dumbing down of America", the words use...
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Funny story: Gays and Lesbians reject the Catholic church and reform!

Gays and Lesbians reject the Catholic church and reform!

Gay & Lesbian rights groups are abandoning the Catholic church and forming their own global religion called "We are the only natural sons and daughters of God, Amen and fuck the rest especially if they're not." The reason for this shock, globa...
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Funny story: George Bush learning how to read and write

George Bush learning how to read and write

Washington DC - Former President of the US, George Bush is learning how to read and write. Three months after handing over the presidency, Bush has now been told he no longer will have a secretary paid for by the state and will require to read a...
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Funny story: Brenda Song & Vanessa Hudgens diss Twilight after landing roles in Eclipse, yawn.

Brenda Song & Vanessa Hudgens diss Twilight after landing roles in Eclipse, yawn.

Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song have reportedly landed big roles in the third Twilight movie, Eclipse which will start shooting next year in March. Vanessa has been cast as Lauren Mallory, the typical blonde ''mean girl'' at Forks who becomes je...
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Funny story: Great News From The Boogertown Catholic Church

Great News From The Boogertown Catholic Church

Billy DeWayne "Eggy" Hatcher, volunteer at the Boogertown Catholic Mission, wanted to remind everyone planning to attend the new Wait Watchers Class meeting there on Wednesday nights, to please use the double-wide overhead door that used to be the car wash entrance. "We got a lady trapped in our door the other night while handing out free cheese from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and if a...
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Funny story: Edwards Mistress Demands DNA Tests!

Edwards Mistress Demands DNA Tests!

North Carolina Senator Edwards mistress, Rielle Hunter, is now demanding he submit to a DNA Test after changing her mind since seeing Elizabeth Edwards on Oprah Tuesday. The longtime secret lover of the disgraced 2-time, two-timing presidential ca...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Open To Collaboration With Susan Boyle

Bob Dylan Open To Collaboration With Susan Boyle

Bob Dylan's new CD release, Together Through Life" having hit #1 as a just-released CD for the second time in three years has set tongues wagging that maybe the 67-year-old should do a CD collaboration with exciting new artist sensation, Susan Boyle.
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Funny story: Health service to help you decide if you're gay

Health service to help you decide if you're gay

Officials have been given the go ahead this week to help Bi-curious men who are not sure whether they are indeed gay or not. Hospital staff have urged men to go to a male doctor and complain of rectal bleeding. 'Hopefully the resultant erotic...
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Funny story: Corpse fisting erection heads for Trafalgar Square plinth

Corpse fisting erection heads for Trafalgar Square plinth

London - (Necrophilic Ass Mess): Trafalgar Square's empty fourth plinth is to get a permanent new erection following Council permission for German plastination nutter Gunther von Hagens-Daz's Naked Corpses Fisting in the Sunshine exhibit. "These t...
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Funny story: Evil ugly-mug nutter is top new Maddie suspect

Evil ugly-mug nutter is top new Maddie suspect

Praia da Illuzion - (WTF? Mess): The sinister boss of an evil and depraved global terror group is the new top suspect in the Maddie McCann disappearance. An artist's impression released this week shows a 'hideously ugly' pervert who cops reckon i...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Royal Mail Scandal

Gordon Brown Royal Mail Scandal

Gordon Brown has admitted seeking professional help after finally coming to terms with the fact he had developed an addiction to letter writing. The signs of increased irritability, nail-biting and nose-picking had recently given way to apathy, depre...
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Funny story: Moderate Taliban Invade Pakistan

Moderate Taliban Invade Pakistan

Islamabad,Pakistan - Moderate Taliban forces continued their unopposed invasion of northern Pakistan in search of travel and shopping bargains. Armed with credit cards, AK-47 assault rifles and grenade launchers, they've been scooping up treasures le...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com To Charge For Website Content

TheSpoof.com To Charge For Website Content

According to an unnamed source, TheSpoof.com is to start charging for its hilarious stories. It follows media tycoon Rupert Murdoch's announcement that he expects News Corporation-owned newspaper Web sites to start charging users for access. The...
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Funny story: Goring's not boring

Goring's not boring

As Britain continues on it's slippery downhill path to becoming a fully fledged member of the third world, yet another example of the petty madness that is strangling the very lifeblood out of the British public came to light today as political corre...
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Funny story: Miss California taking it from both ends on Internet images

Miss California taking it from both ends on Internet images

VISTA, CA - With her pink-panty clad, topless image recently appearing on the Internet, it would appear reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, 21, has her hands full, getting plowed in the media, really taking a pounding from every side. Miss Pr...
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Funny story: UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that European football's governing body, UEFA, may well back down over the Darren Fletcher sending-off incident during the Champions League match between Manchester United and Arsenal on Tuesday night.
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Funny story: Lilly Allen Shock Rant

Lilly Allen Shock Rant

Lilly has shocked fans by launching a "surprise" verbal attack on fellow geniuses Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham, only weeks following the release of her hugely exciting and ground-breaking new album! Asked what she thinks of former toilet att...
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Funny story: Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

News just in from FA headquarters is that former Premier League referee, Graham Poll, has been apprehended and taken to a secure psychiatric unit after a bizarre statement he made regarding Tuesday night's Champions League match between Arsenal and M...
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Funny story: Obama spends 100 days in the White house

Obama spends 100 days in the White house

News just in indicate that US president Barack Obama is a spendthrift. The new president has just spent 100 days in the White house. This turn of events is against White house tradition where presidents make budgets on how to spend days. It is a shoc...
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Funny story: American Idol Kicks Off Allison, The Only Remaining Girl

American Idol Kicks Off Allison, The Only Remaining Girl

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were three. American Idol has dumped the only female left in the singing competition. Seventeen year old Allison Irheta was given the heave ho by host Ryan Seacrest. The hard rockin' red headed teenager sang the old 1971...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions who this past season went 0-16, and set the record for the worst record in the 89 year history of The National Football League have just signed ex-Packers and ex-Jets quarterback Brett Favre. The 39-year-old Favre who w...
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Funny story: Chrysler Vows Profit By 2077

Chrysler Vows Profit By 2077

Chrysler Corp Chairman Tom LaSorda announced today that he sees light at the end of the tunnel for the beleaguered automaker and foresees Chrysler emerging from bankruptcy and making a small profit no later than the fall of 2077. "There are many c...
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Funny story: Obama Meets Karzai and Zardari in First Anglo-Saxon-Free White House Conference

Obama Meets Karzai and Zardari in First Anglo-Saxon-Free White House Conference

Barack Hussein, Asif Ali and Hamid strolled in the Rose Garden that once welcomed Churchill and Roosevelt, Reagan and Thatcher and Bush and Bagpuss. The League of English Language Super Speakers immediately filed a protest with the White Anglo Saxon...
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Funny story: Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace

Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace

In a fit of frustration after an humiliating defeat, Chelsea 's rude footballer Didier Drogba confessed to all the world that he is fucking his grace. Swiss Uefa officials reported shock and awe over Drogba's decision to scream the love that dare...
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Funny story: Berlusconi Leaves Italy for Susan Boyle

Berlusconi Leaves Italy for Susan Boyle

Silvio Berlusconi billionaire Italian gigolo and President has made a living from infidelity and cheating. Just recently his wife of 20 years announced her desire to kick him into the Trevi fountain for his fiddling about with a minor. No one exp...
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Funny story: Fiji to move 4th coup to 2010

Fiji to move 4th coup to 2010

Crazed warlord Frank Bainimarama has decided to move Fiji's 4th armed coup to 2010, in an attempt to maximise sponsorship deals from TV and radio networks as well as other advertising media. Sam Bainimarama, a spokesman for the current Fiji admi...
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Funny story: Lil' Kim's Bionic Booty Booted Off "Dancing With The Stars"

Lil' Kim's Bionic Booty Booted Off "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Lil' Kim apparently had a lil'ler amount of viewer votes than the bullridin', two-steppin,' shucks ma'am'in' cowpoke Ty Murray. The 33-year-old hip-hoppin', rip-rappin' rapstress Kim was sent home on the latest edition of "Dancing With...
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Funny story: Swine Flu May Already Be Mutating!

Swine Flu May Already Be Mutating!

Experts now say that a late flu outbreak in Canada may have already caused the Swine Flu here and other places to mutate into a totally new strain. "There are seasonal flus that are different than the Swine Flu", stated Dana Rosinsky of the Britis...
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Funny story: Howard Stern Imitator Banned in Britain

Howard Stern Imitator Banned in Britain

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Howard Stern rip-off and unoriginal homophobe Michael Savage has been banned in Britain and area men and women chime in. "Who?" kindly asks area office manger and part-pharmacy tech, Jan Tomlinson, 52, sipping on a soothing cu...
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