X-Factor twins not actually twins
In a shock revelation released today, it was revealed that the Irish twin X-Factor finalists from Dublin, Seamus and Seamus, are not actually twins. It was also discovered that not only are the twins not twins, but they are not Irish and not from...
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Cheryl Cole's Secret Sex Life
Hot on the heels of personal revelations pertaining to the sex life of Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, I decided that I'd better run a follow up story pretty quickly to capitalise on the abject failure of the last one. So I asked X-Factor judge, Gir...
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X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute
Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old. Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...
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X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger
From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...
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Rap Group Losers Warn Simon To 'Watch His Back'
Could big trouble be looming for Simon following warnings that he'd better have eyes in da back of his head after the dismissal of rap trio from X Factor? The band, a vocal trio took the audition stage wearing purple gangsta accessories and trying...
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Sir Alex Joins Forces With Cheryl Cole
After the ritual humiliation Man Utd suffered at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League final, Sir Alex Ferguson is changing career at the ripe old age of 69. Having seen his beloved side, carefully crafted through the years, being dismant...
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X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar
Cheryl Cole's Bizarre Orange Tan Result Of "Friends" Accident
Simon Cowell's X-Factor Kicks Off Season Number 2
X-Factor: Jedward Stays, Lucie Jones Goes
X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel
Regulator To Investigate The X-Factor
Unknown woman to host UK Lottery
Khloe Kardashian Says Hosting The Waffle Wars Has Saved Her Sanity
Cheryl - Ash, I'll Put My Wedding Ring Back On When You Admit You Dived
Britney Spears X-Factor appearance just a hologram
X-Factor Starting Soon - Morons Come Out To Play
Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
X-Factor Sends Jedward Homeward!
LONDON - X-Factor Time finally ran out for The Irish Twins, aka The Dublin Duo, aka The High-Haired Harlequins. So the highly popular singing show will now move along without the stylish singing antics of John and Edward Grimes, who many said remi...
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Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.
Following their ejection from X-Factor, the government have drafted in Jedward (John and Edward Grimes). They will be offering support to the existing Government twins Deadband (David and Ed Milliband). The twins, who were sorry to leave the show,...
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X-Factor's Leona Lewis and her "amazing" autobiography
X-Factor winner Leona Lewis is said to have signed a deal for her "amazing" autobiography for publication later this year. Her publisher, Doddery and Powton, said the book would be "amazing" because the singer is only 23 and has only been known fo...
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Jedward Confound Critics
Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...
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Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People
MANCHESTER, England - X-Factor Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue will be co-hosting The 1st Annual Telethon To Benefit Short People. The idea first came to Cole one day when she opened up her kitchen cupboard to get a drinking glass. She said...
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Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle
Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...
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X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?
The TV show X-Factor plumbed new and ever greater depths yesterday as 'guest artiste' Shakira appeared to be miming, following in the Cheryl Cole tradition. We contacted top mime artiste Marcel Marinado, who comes from France, and is French and as...
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The X-Factor's Jedward Receive Hundreds Of TV, Movie Offers As Cowell May Ask Vote Again
With thousands of complaints coming in to the BBC studios over the Jedward win last week and the handling of the whole affair by Simon Cowell, reports are also coming in fast and furious of offers for movies and television shows for the pair. "It'...
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X-Factor's Little Rapper Astro Has A Spoiled Brat Meltdown And Extremely Disrespects The Judges and The Viewers
HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old rap singer Astro found himself in the bottom two of the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro took the microphone and arrogantly said that since the viewers had put him in the bottom two that he did not want to sing, dance...
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Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that
Nobody who likes music likes to be in a pub on Karaoke night. As song after song is murdered by talentless twerps who believe that volume makes up for ability. Now anybody can produce a virtuoso performance on Karaoke night and receive a standing...
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Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World
HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...
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Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm
Cheryl Cole yesterday displayed a fantastic sense of compassion, as she went along, 'in the nude' to comfort X-Factor champion Joe McElderry, as metal band 'Rage Against The Machine' challenged impressario Simon Cowell's stranglehold on the music bus...
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X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious
According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...
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New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor
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Police Called to X-Factor House
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