Funny story - X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...

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Funny story - Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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Funny story - Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

HOLLYWOOD - In true Tinsel Town fashion, Simon Cowell, owner, producer, and judge of X-Factor stood in front of the Hollywood sign and announced that he has gotten his wish and Britney Spears has agreed to be the new judge on X-Factor. The man who...

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Funny story - The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz

The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt was all smiles as he won the Best Actor Award at the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball film Moneyball. Pitt who was hobbling and walking with the aid of a $7,298...

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Funny story - Jah-Who???????

Jah-Who???????

The ink has barely dried on James Arthur's contract and the nation is wondering how it is going to fill its Saturday nights until next September now that the X-Factor has finished (are we?). However, a much bigger question than that is troubling the nation's collective conscience (is it?) - or all those who didn't vote for him of course. What will happen to vertically challenged runner-up Jahmen...

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Funny story - X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week

X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week

LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life. Suffice to...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

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Funny story - Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos today laughed off a series of death threats, saying quite frankly that she doesn't give a toss. It is believed that Tulisa has received the death threats via text messages and on her Twitter account, with promis...

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Funny story - Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Forget the X-Factor or Take That as the possible Christmas number one this year as nasty bit of work, Simon Cowell, has hatched a plot to bag the coveted slot for his new signing.

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Funny story - Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Popular singing sensation and "Britain's Got Premium Rate Phone Lines" runner-up Susan Boyle (known as SuBo to her friends or "Mad Scottish Woman" to her detractors), has thrown her weight - thought to be approaching 14 stone - into the foray regardi...

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Funny story - Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression

Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression

LOS ANGELES - Family and friends of Khloe Kardashian all agree that since she was fired by Simon Cowell as host of the X-Factor she has been quite depressed. Her husband, Los Angeles Clippers player Lamar Odom told Glamboyant Magazine, formerly Th...

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Funny story - Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old Brian Bradley, AKA Astro was the first of two to be eliminated on the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro who offended a lot of people when he disrespected the viewers because he had ended up in the bottom two learned a...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Says Dannii Minogue Is Out As X-Factor Judge and Ex-Spice Girl Mel B. Is In

Simon Cowell Says Dannii Minogue Is Out As X-Factor Judge and Ex-Spice Girl Mel B. Is In

LONDON - After weeks and weeks of rampant speculation as to whether or not pregnant X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue would return or not the question has been answered by none other than "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Simon Cowell. Cowell stated that if he...

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Funny story - Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage

Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage

Simon Cowell, famous as the critical judge on American Idol and The X Factor, is reportedly suing six different TV news networks over his problems with his fiance, Mezhgan Hussainy, according to a report this morning on "Stars, Scars & Cigars", t...

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Funny story - Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Bandini Borrapelli film The Dixieland Vampires. Borrapelli spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and in...

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Funny story - The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor

The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since Britney Spear's concert tour of Australia when she was caught lip syncing on most of her performances, she has had a reputation for being Little Miss Lip Syncer. And although as iRumors, Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle T...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole In X-Factor Death Threat Drama

Cheryl Cole In X-Factor Death Threat Drama

Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - was today hiding behind a skip at her Hertfordshire mansion after supposedly receiving electronic death threats from disgruntled X-Factor fans. Cheryl has been lambasted over the last few days and accused of...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...

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