Funny story: X-Factor twins not actually twins

X-Factor twins not actually twins

In a shock revelation released today, it was revealed that the Irish twin X-Factor finalists from Dublin, Seamus and Seamus, are not actually twins. It was also discovered that not only are the twins not twins, but they are not Irish and not from...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Secret Sex Life

Cheryl Cole's Secret Sex Life

Hot on the heels of personal revelations pertaining to the sex life of Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, I decided that I'd better run a follow up story pretty quickly to capitalise on the abject failure of the last one. So I asked X-Factor judge, Gir...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute

X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute

Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old. Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...

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Funny story: X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...

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Funny story: Rap Group Losers Warn Simon To 'Watch His Back'

Rap Group Losers Warn Simon To 'Watch His Back'

Could big trouble be looming for Simon following warnings that he'd better have eyes in da back of his head after the dismissal of rap trio from X Factor? The band, a vocal trio took the audition stage wearing purple gangsta accessories and trying...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Joins Forces With Cheryl Cole

Sir Alex Joins Forces With Cheryl Cole

After the ritual humiliation Man Utd suffered at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League final, Sir Alex Ferguson is changing career at the ripe old age of 69. Having seen his beloved side, carefully crafted through the years, being dismant...

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Funny story: X-Factor Sends Jedward Homeward!

X-Factor Sends Jedward Homeward!

LONDON - X-Factor Time finally ran out for The Irish Twins, aka The Dublin Duo, aka The High-Haired Harlequins. So the highly popular singing show will now move along without the stylish singing antics of John and Edward Grimes, who many said remi...

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Funny story: Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.

Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.

Following their ejection from X-Factor, the government have drafted in Jedward (John and Edward Grimes). They will be offering support to the existing Government twins Deadband (David and Ed Milliband). The twins, who were sorry to leave the show,...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Leona Lewis and her "amazing" autobiography

X-Factor's Leona Lewis and her "amazing" autobiography

X-Factor winner Leona Lewis is said to have signed a deal for her "amazing" autobiography for publication later this year. Her publisher, Doddery and Powton, said the book would be "amazing" because the singer is only 23 and has only been known fo...

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Funny story: Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People

Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People

MANCHESTER, England - X-Factor Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue will be co-hosting The 1st Annual Telethon To Benefit Short People. The idea first came to Cole one day when she opened up her kitchen cupboard to get a drinking glass. She said...

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Funny story: Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...

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Funny story: X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?

X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?

The TV show X-Factor plumbed new and ever greater depths yesterday as 'guest artiste' Shakira appeared to be miming, following in the Cheryl Cole tradition. We contacted top mime artiste Marcel Marinado, who comes from France, and is French and as...

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Funny story: The X-Factor's Jedward Receive Hundreds Of TV, Movie Offers As Cowell May Ask Vote Again

The X-Factor's Jedward Receive Hundreds Of TV, Movie Offers As Cowell May Ask Vote Again

With thousands of complaints coming in to the BBC studios over the Jedward win last week and the handling of the whole affair by Simon Cowell, reports are also coming in fast and furious of offers for movies and television shows for the pair. "It'...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Little Rapper Astro Has A Spoiled Brat Meltdown And Extremely Disrespects The Judges and The Viewers

X-Factor's Little Rapper Astro Has A Spoiled Brat Meltdown And Extremely Disrespects The Judges and The Viewers

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old rap singer Astro found himself in the bottom two of the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro took the microphone and arrogantly said that since the viewers had put him in the bottom two that he did not want to sing, dance...

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Funny story: Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that

Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that

Nobody who likes music likes to be in a pub on Karaoke night. As song after song is murdered by talentless twerps who believe that volume makes up for ability. Now anybody can produce a virtuoso performance on Karaoke night and receive a standing...

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Funny story: X factor linked to seismic shift?

X factor linked to seismic shift?

Scientists across the UK are investigating massive seismic shifts which occurred some 80 minutes into tonight's X Factor. The earth tremors seemed to emanate from North London, and were accompanied by a pained droning scream. Dr Felch McRimmer...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...

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Funny story: Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Cole yesterday displayed a fantastic sense of compassion, as she went along, 'in the nude' to comfort X-Factor champion Joe McElderry, as metal band 'Rage Against The Machine' challenged impressario Simon Cowell's stranglehold on the music bus...

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Funny story: X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...

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