Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...
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X Factor Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Story just reached 100 Views!
There was amazing news from Monkey Woods' writers desk at TheSpoof.com this morning, when it was revealed that a story by the amateur scribbler and social commentator had, in only three days, racked up more than 100 views worldwide! The story, Dia...
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Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving
CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
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X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is
LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,...
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Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers
Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...
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Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression
LOS ANGELES - Family and friends of Khloe Kardashian all agree that since she was fired by Simon Cowell as host of the X-Factor she has been quite depressed. Her husband, Los Angeles Clippers player Lamar Odom told Glamboyant Magazine, formerly Th...
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Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that
Frankie Cocozza's drug stash seized: It's just sherbet
X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced
Jedward Will NEVER Play Support For The Bonkettes
X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger
Cheryl Cole Didn't Look At All Well On Last Night's X-Factor
Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel
X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner
Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled
Lamar Odom Says He May Seek A Divorce From Khloe Kardashian
"Poet Idol" to hit US Screens
X Factor Indecision - UN Called In!
Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
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Stacy Keibler or Khloe Kardashian Could Be One of The Two New X-Factor Judges
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has stated that he has added two more names to his list of possible X-Factor judges. The T-shirted "Sultan of Sarcasm" spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and stated that he is really taking his time with his select...
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X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...
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X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays
LONDON - Wagner Fiuza Carrilho's facial expression has gone from a blitheringly bleak frown to a bloomingly blissful smile. The Brazilian-born singer was eliminated from X-Factor during the past weekend. Carrilho reportedly told his personal hair...
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New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor
Hitting the small screen next month is a new reality TV show from Simon Cowell's Psycho Productions. The 'Max-Factor' features modeling wannabes from throughout the country who will preen, paint and strut their stuff in the usual tearful audition...
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Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-Factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.
Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final, he'll be giving her a slap i...
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X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election
X Factor star Rhydian Roberts should have won the Kenyan presidential election by miles it was revealed today. Roberts has called for a re-run of the vote because he lost. The vote was obviously rigged and everyone in the democratic...
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Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor
Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said. "Including Beat It, My Way and B...
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Gaddafi threatens to become more threatening, claiming "X Factor" solution to problems
Analysis of Libyan nuttiness have detected that Colonel Gaddafi has set the stage for what looks to be a very confrontational conclusion to the troubles in Libya. The stage, in a 14,000-seat arena in Tripoli, has seen the delivery and erection of...
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Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!
This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...
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X-Factor - "American Anthems My Arse!" - Local Man Fumes
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a pork pie hat wearing ignoramus for the most part was left hopping mad Saturday as he settled down with long suffering wife, Anne, and a case of yellow Belgian lemonade to watch the live X-Factor show. With a theme...
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New "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" reality TV show for the new year
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X-Factor's Leona Lewis and her "amazing" autobiography
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X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission
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Katie Waissel Looking Like Gary Oldman In 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' Movie
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Jedward singing duo absolutely fuming
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X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals
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X-Factor Host Steve Jones Will Be Given The Old Heave Ho and Be Replaced By Derek Hough
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Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
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Britney Spears Confesses A Secret Crush and An Intimate Tattoo
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X-factor judging in total chaos at weekend as judges vote each other off
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Cheryl Cole To Take On Ashley At His Own Game
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X Factor romance cools
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Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!
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Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses
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Matt Cardle, Katie Waissel, Wagner: "Let's Have A Discount Card!"
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One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover
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X-Factor Shocker: Emblem 3 Is Eliminated
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Khloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor
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Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears
