A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee
LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.
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The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High
CUCAMONGA, California - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen were recently spotted holding hands and engaging in a bit of tongue hockey at The La Brea Tar Pits. Sheen who was recently seen with Krist...
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Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show
LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...
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Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...
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X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court
The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...
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Simon Cowell's X Factor Reams Famous American Idols
Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers
X-Factor Star Loses Karaoke Final
X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced
Pixie Lott Lookin' Hot Gives Not A Jot
X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!
Merkel listened to US too!
Benedict on Defensive after Jesus No-show
Irish embassy in uproar over X-Factor finalists
UK Budget Summary
Britney Spears Confesses A Secret Crush and An Intimate Tattoo
Khloe Kardashian Fired From X-Factor
X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is
LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,…
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Simon Cowell Hates Baseball
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell made it known to the executives at the Fox Network that he was not happy that the post-season baseball game between the San Francisco Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals caused his show, X-Factor to be preempted. The Nation...
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Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...
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Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen Out
Cheryl Cole might have thought she had been through a lot lately, but the bout of malaria she contracted during her African Safari paled into insignificance yesterday, after her hair fell out. Cole, who was in Tanzania when she was bitten by a mal...
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Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final
Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...
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Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Demi Lovato flew to Albuquerque to visit a relative she hadn't seen in some time. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette and asked about her show X-Factor. Lovato replied that she was excited that...
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X-Factor Latest: Who Is Daniel Faggins?
In a shock announcement from X-Factor central, Daniel Faggins has been named as the winner of next years competition. Simon Cowell was said to be 'thrilled' that Faggins was the winner because Simon was his mentor. In a break with tradition, Si...
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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
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It's Official! X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz To Tour With Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Selena Gomez has just announced an upcoming concert tour that will feature Gomez, Demi Lovato, and two of this year's youngest X-Factor contestants Rachel Crow, 13, and Drew Ryniewicz, 14. The 37-city tour is being p...
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Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...
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Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - Paula Abdul was recently interviewed at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in Avocado Heights. The 50-year-old dancer and choreographer, who was fired from X-Factor last year, told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that s...
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Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly
Soul Diva Whitney Houston tonight overcame a potential disaster as she performed live on UK TV show the X-Factor. Part way into Houston's performance a titty sling strap snapped, a minor event, nonetheless one which could have had embarrassing con...
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Drogba: "I am Rachel Hylton!"
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Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show
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Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final
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Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am
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X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court
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Simon Cowell Hates Baseball
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Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
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Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job
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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
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Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly
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X-Factor Latest: Who Is Daniel Faggins?
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Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen Out
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X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is
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It's Official! X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz To Tour With Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato
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The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High
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Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!
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Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up
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A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee
