X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary
Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...
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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
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Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...
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Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving
CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
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Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...
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Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel
In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...
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Michael Jackson Psychic offered £20 million to reveal all
Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors
Earplug sales soar as Waissel wails
More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu
Reasons To Admire Simon Cowell.
Katie Waissel In X-Factor Top Shop Collapse Hoax
The X-Factor Massacre - Simon Cowell Fires Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones
Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman
Leona Lewis Tells Longtime Boyfriend Lou Al-Chamaa "It's The World Cup Games or Me?" - Lou Chooses The World Cup Games
Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression
Britney Spears May Be Headed To Rehab
Johnny Robinson Blows 'Em Away On X-Factor With 'It's That Old Devil Called Love Again'!
"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate
Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...
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Pixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance
Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke. Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...
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Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!
HOLLYWOOD - British television mogul Simon Cowell is not a happy camper as his pride and joy X-Factor has just been cancelled by the FOX Network. Cowell said that he was having lunch with his long time friend and fellow ex-judge Paula Abdul at The...
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Cher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?
In yet another dull showbiz leak, insiders (It's always fucking 'insiders' isn't it?) insist that X-Factor singing sensation Cher Lloyd is to sing a duet with TheSpoof.com's very own Martin Shuttlecock, in the prestigious 'guest slot' on the ailing T...
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X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger
From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...
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Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
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Harry Stiles from One Direction confirms age gap in love affair too big
It was confirmed today by One Direction member Harry Styles himself that he concedes his love affair with an older woman might not be the best thing for him. He said that touring the country with the new woman in his life meant that they had to c...
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X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week
LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life. Suffice to...
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Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...
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Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported
NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell's horizontal hula with married socialite Lauren Silverman could come back to bite him in his British butt, as they say in Liverpool. According to several publications the X-Factor mogul who dilly-dallied with Lauren Si...
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X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell
CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...
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Has Cheryl Cole Gone Completely Mental Or What? - Local Man Asks After Seeing Twitter Message
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, barely recovered from the dual ordeals of sausage flavoured lager and a malfunctioning mobile phone, this morning almost choked on his porridge when he accessed his Twitter account and saw a message posted by former Gir...
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Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Demi Lovato flew to Albuquerque to visit a relative she hadn't seen in some time. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette and asked about her show X-Factor. Lovato replied that she was excited that...
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Government To Pass 'X Factor Bill' Next Thursday
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Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly
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People Don't Like X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard Nixon
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Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor
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Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem
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Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses
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Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd
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Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that
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Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile
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X-Factor: Tate "Cowboy" Stevens Wins The $5 Million First Prize!
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Britney Spears X-Factor appearance just a hologram
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Britain's Got Ugly Talent
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Jedward in "Milli Vanilli" scam shock
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Cheryl Cole Embroiled In Hair Product Row
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Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel
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Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!
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X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel
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New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote
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Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job
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Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled
