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X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

Funny story: X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...

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X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel

Funny story: X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel

LONDON - Simon Cowell has announced that he has nothing against pregnant women, but he does have something against a pregnant woman who just happens to be a judge on his highly successful TV reality show X-Factor. Cowell, who is engaged to former...

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Regulator To Investigate The X-Factor

Funny story: Regulator To Investigate The X-Factor

Simon Cowell's decision to let the public decide who was to be voted off the latest episode of The X-Factor has sparked a shitload of complaints it has been confirmed, by me, based on no facts at all. Welsh teenager Lucie Jones was kicked off the...

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Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

Funny story: Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

If you want to know how good a singer you are, look in the mirror. This is the advice of Chief Researcher Colin Bimblepen of the University of Glamorgan, Pontypridd, South Wales.

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X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

LONDON - Wagner Fiuza Carrilho's facial expression has gone from a blitheringly bleak frown to a bloomingly blissful smile. The Brazilian-born singer was eliminated from X-Factor during the past weekend. Carrilho reportedly told his personal hair...

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Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Funny story: Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Following widespread condemnation and walk-outs by Aussie audiences during her 'Circus' tour because she was miming and that big-screens malfunctioned, Britney Spears has gone into hiding in tha hope that the clamour will eventually tail off. Spea...

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Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

Funny story: Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that owing to the...

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Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

Funny story: Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

LONDON - The United Kingdom Commission of Northern Newspaper Publishers, which is based in Manchester, has just announced that its 73-member organization has overwhelmingly voted Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole as the winners of its yearly "Most Ideal C...

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