John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster
Irish Eraserhead haired John and Edward Grimes caused consternation among Saturday night TV watching sad people when they appeared wearing bizarre red PVC suits and singing Britney Spears' 'Oops I Did It Again.' With a slightly bizarre dance rout...
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Talentless Hack backs McElderry over Cowell Monopoly threat
X Factor winner and warbling Geordie foetus Joe McElderry does not deserve to be "stuck in the middle" of a fight for the Christmas number one, said Svengali and champion of the unefesibly high waist band Simon Cowell. A brilliantly conceived cam...
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X Factor Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Story just reached 100 Views!
There was amazing news from Monkey Woods' writers desk at TheSpoof.com this morning, when it was revealed that a story by the amateur scribbler and social commentator had, in only three days, racked up more than 100 views worldwide! The story, Dia...
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Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel
Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...
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Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving
CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
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The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor
HOLLYWOOD - Ever since Britney Spear's concert tour of Australia when she was caught lip syncing on most of her performances, she has had a reputation for being Little Miss Lip Syncer. And although as iRumors, Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle T...
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Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor
Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week
X-Factor Is Becoming More About The Judges Than The Performers As Simon Cowell Takes On The Other Three Judges
X-Factor Host Steve Jones Will Be Given The Old Heave Ho and Be Replaced By Derek Hough
Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours
X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Dark Secret Past Revealed
X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead
Harry Stiles from One Direction confirms age gap in love affair too big
Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel
X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner
Khloe Kardashian's Husband Lamar Odom Denies He Cheated On Her With 3 Hooter's Girls
Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item
NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole, who is being touted to replace the fired Britney Spears on X-Factor, was in town shooting a lipstick commercial. She was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle about joining Simon Cowell's X-Factor cast. C...
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X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell
CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...
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Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...
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Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...
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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
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It's Official! X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz To Tour With Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Selena Gomez has just announced an upcoming concert tour that will feature Gomez, Demi Lovato, and two of this year's youngest X-Factor contestants Rachel Crow, 13, and Drew Ryniewicz, 14. The 37-city tour is being p...
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Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
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Unknown woman to host UK Lottery
The BBC, in which every UK household has a £150 share in order to ensure the director general Mark "bound to soon be a sir or maybe even a lord" Thompson has a huge salary and gives the public wonderful repeats, has decided that, with the impending r...
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Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that
Nobody who likes music likes to be in a pub on Karaoke night. As song after song is murdered by talentless twerps who believe that volume makes up for ability. Now anybody can produce a virtuoso performance on Karaoke night and receive a standing...
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Simon Cowell Says President Obama Is A Much Better Singer Than Mitt Romney
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the Englishman with the golden touch when it comes to television reality shows was sitting in his X-Factor dressing room smoking a Marlboro and drinking a glass of Lowenbrau Beer. He was asked by Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's...
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X - Factor judges at each others throats
A UK national newspaper is reporting, today, that wee Louie Louie and the ex Mrs Cole, call me Tweedy again, are not talking to each other. It is reported that Louie, Louie hurled insults at Miss Tweedy and disrespected the now redhead and her fam...
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Fears growing over potential Westlife reunion
The world of showbiz was today rocked to it's very foundations, to its actual core, in fact (get on with it - Editor) er, ok, er with the threatened possibility of a Westlife reunion. Still reeling from the non-split in 2004 when Brian McFadden qu...
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Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!
This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...
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Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored
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Simon Cowell Goes MENTAL As Deranged Fan Asks If He Has Moobs
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X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious
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Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig
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The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Photographed 'Planking' On Simon Cowell's $1 Million Bugatti Veyron
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X-Factor - Frankie Cocozza To Get The Chop
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X-Factor's Rachel Crow Is Being Considered For Next Season's Dancing With The Stars
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X-Factor's Simon Cowell Admits He's Thinking About Replacing Nicole Scherzinger With Cheryl Cole
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Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million
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Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires
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People Don't Like X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard Nixon
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Joe McElderry - The Backlash Begins
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X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is
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Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse
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Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy
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Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in
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Cher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?
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"Cheryl Cole Will Never Forgive Simon Cowell For Putting Itching Powder In Her Knickers On X-Factor" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog
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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012
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Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her
