A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee
LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…
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Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
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18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor's £1 Million First Prize
LONDON - Joe McElderry, the 18-year-old native of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England has been crowned the winner of the 2009 edition of X-Factor. Young Joe was thrilled beyond belief and became even more noticeably thrilled when he received a s...
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Marxist Chav Britain: X Factor 2010 episode 3, an on-stage punch-up!
ITV Studios, England: 75 years ago Britain ran most of the World, how the mighty fallen have fallen. Arise, Chavs of Britain! "Little Britain" wasn't a contrived picture of Britain, as ghastly and abhorrent behaviour has become the 'norm'. The X...
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X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board
Campaigners bidding to make Wagner Carillho this year's X Factor winner reckon they're backing a dead cert - thanks to global opera fans. It is widely believed that online campaigns to promote the eccentric Brazilian contestant are designed to mif...
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X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In
To everyone's surprise, Rachel Adedeji avoided yet another sing-off in this year's X-Factor due mainly to a change in hairstyle and a rollicking version of Tuna Turner's 'Proud Mary' And then, Simon Cowell's protege, Danyl of the Johnsons, who cle...
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X-Factor's Aiden Grimshaw Tops Ten Most Wanted List
Gaddafi threatens to become more threatening, claiming "X Factor" solution to problems
X factor linked to seismic shift?
UK Budget Summary
Dannii Minogue - Why I Stripped Barenaked Explained
One Direction fans sign up for plastic surgery for Harry Styles
Simon Cowell Admits Changed Voices On "The X Factor"
X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious
Matt Cardle - Secret X Factor Heartbreak
X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?
Simon Cowbell Reveals His Own Idol X-Factor Talent!
X Factor Methods Adopted By Degree Boards
Mary to join Girls Aloud!
In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition. "With Cheryl's busy schedule and Nadine's reluctance to be...
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Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in
The mayhem, chaos and other Libyan unrest all came to a halt last night, with things quickly returning to abnormal in the country. Simon Cowell, complete with unreal-looking teeth and premium-rate telephone numbers, was flown in to Tripoli by Cedr...
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Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute
Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...
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X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary
Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...
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Simon's XXX Factor
Money making guru Simon Cowell plans to launch a new show in ITV's spring schedules to find Britain's newest porn star. Cowell said yesterday, "Over several series of the X Factor, I have been amazed by the British public's readiness to prostitut...
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X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals
HOLLYWOOD - The cool cat singing Marcus Canty was eliminated from the semifinals of X-Factor. And it was good to see that there was no meltdown like the previous weeks when teens Drew Ryniewics, 14, and Rachel Crow, 13, were sent back home. Th...
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X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego
LONDON - The 17-year-old X-Factor student Cher Lloyd, from Malvern, Worcestershire, has stated that getting booed at the Tinie Tempah concert was not only shocking, but disgusting, horrendous, and bordering on lunaticesque. She stated that it has...
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X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar
On the day that Swindon was officially recognised as Britain's dumbest town, Skoob Entertainment News reporters came across a compulsive liar who insisted that popular TV show the X-Factor couldn't possibly be fixed. Jethro Ooarr, 27, told SEN tha...
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X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?
The x-facfor must be approaching the crunch point where the favourites begin to be voted off. Cheryl is becoming worried that she is going to lose one of her girls. Why else would she attack Wagner, on live TV, in front of untold millions? She's...
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Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike
From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...
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X-Factor Host Steve Jones Will Be Given The Old Heave Ho and Be Replaced By Derek Hough
HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Steve Jones hosting X-Factor is kind of like watching a salmon climb out of a river and try to run along the banks - it is a very sad and uncomfortable sight to watch. Many of the Hollywood publications including T...
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Louis Walsh makes astonishing attack on Bruce Forsyth
Louis Walsh, the X Factor Judge, has made an astonishing attack on Bruce Foryth the veteran television entertainer. Walsh said "Bruce is finished in the entertainment industry, he is to old, he does no know anything about young people or modern en...
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Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel
Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor...
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X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In
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X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board
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Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel
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X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego
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Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike
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Mary to join Girls Aloud!
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X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar
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X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?
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Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in
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X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals
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Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers
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Simon's XXX Factor
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18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor's £1 Million First Prize
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Louis Walsh makes astonishing attack on Bruce Forsyth
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Marxist Chav Britain: X Factor 2010 episode 3, an on-stage punch-up!
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Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
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X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary
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Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute
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X-Factor Host Steve Jones Will Be Given The Old Heave Ho and Be Replaced By Derek Hough
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A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee
