Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Funny story: Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...

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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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X-Factor Singers X-Aggerated

Funny story: X-Factor Singers X-Aggerated

The world of TV showbiz is in a flap as it was revealed that some singers in the X Factor show on ITV had their voices enhanced for the programme. X could be a vote or for something wrong or top mark or the spot where the treasure is hidden. Now a...

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Sheila Vogel, octoganarian hooker grandma of Katie Waissel - seeking PR expert

Funny story: Sheila Vogel, octoganarian hooker grandma of Katie Waissel - seeking PR expert

Sheila Vogel (82), grandmother of some contestant named Katie Waissel, who appeared on the X factor, is complaining that her grandaughter's appearance and subsequent publicity has ruined her business. Sheila has, allegedly, appeared in numerous gi...

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X Factor shows its 'Tru Colourz' and dumps girl band live on TV

Funny story: X Factor shows its 'Tru Colourz' and dumps girl band live on TV

Sensational scenes hit our TV screens this evening on ITV's X Factor. Louis Walsh confronted girl band Tru Colourz, saying "I'm really, really, really, sorry, but you have not been completely honest with us and you are fired." Evidence had come t...

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Smugzone layer saved, pointless t*ats reconsider existence

Funny story: Smugzone layer saved, pointless t*ats reconsider existence

After this week's welcome news that political-conscience rockers Rage Against the Machine had beaten the bastard child of Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole to the coveted Xmas Number One spot, we can exclusively reveal that the earth's protective smug-zon...

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X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Hot on the heels of red top revelations that the X-Factor is a fix, and following Sunday night's Katie Waissel on stage "Oh sod it!" meltdown, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Simon Cowbell has sold Katie Waissel on Dickinson's Re...

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Benedict on Defensive after Jesus No-show

Pope Bendedict XVI has defended his client Jesus Christ after his failure to turn up for his scheduled comeback appearance on the X-Factor final. Reacting to comments that "Even Britney turned up for her gig" Xvi claimed that Jesus had merely got...

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X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

Funny story: X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...

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X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel

Funny story: X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel

LONDON - Simon Cowell has announced that he has nothing against pregnant women, but he does have something against a pregnant woman who just happens to be a judge on his highly successful TV reality show X-Factor. Cowell, who is engaged to former...

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Regulator To Investigate The X-Factor

Funny story: Regulator To Investigate The X-Factor

Simon Cowell's decision to let the public decide who was to be voted off the latest episode of The X-Factor has sparked a shitload of complaints it has been confirmed, by me, based on no facts at all. Welsh teenager Lucie Jones was kicked off the...

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Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

Funny story: Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

If you want to know how good a singer you are, look in the mirror. This is the advice of Chief Researcher Colin Bimblepen of the University of Glamorgan, Pontypridd, South Wales.

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X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

LONDON - Wagner Fiuza Carrilho's facial expression has gone from a blitheringly bleak frown to a bloomingly blissful smile. The Brazilian-born singer was eliminated from X-Factor during the past weekend. Carrilho reportedly told his personal hair...

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Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Funny story: Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Following widespread condemnation and walk-outs by Aussie audiences during her 'Circus' tour because she was miming and that big-screens malfunctioned, Britney Spears has gone into hiding in tha hope that the clamour will eventually tail off. Spea...

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Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

Funny story: Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that owing to the...

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Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

Funny story: Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

LONDON - The United Kingdom Commission of Northern Newspaper Publishers, which is based in Manchester, has just announced that its 73-member organization has overwhelmingly voted Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole as the winners of its yearly "Most Ideal C...

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