Funny story - A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee

A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee

LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

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Funny story - The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High

The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High

CUCAMONGA, California - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen were recently spotted holding hands and engaging in a bit of tongue hockey at The La Brea Tar Pits. Sheen who was recently seen with Krist...

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Funny story - Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show

Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show

LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...

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Funny story - X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...

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Funny story - X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,…

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Hates Baseball

Simon Cowell Hates Baseball

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell made it known to the executives at the Fox Network that he was not happy that the post-season baseball game between the San Francisco Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals caused his show, X-Factor to be preempted. The Nation...

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Funny story - Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen Out

Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen Out

Cheryl Cole might have thought she had been through a lot lately, but the bout of malaria she contracted during her African Safari paled into insignificance yesterday, after her hair fell out. Cole, who was in Tanzania when she was bitten by a mal...

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Funny story - Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...

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Funny story - Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up

Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Demi Lovato flew to Albuquerque to visit a relative she hadn't seen in some time. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette and asked about her show X-Factor. Lovato replied that she was excited that...

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Funny story - X-Factor Latest: Who Is Daniel Faggins?

X-Factor Latest: Who Is Daniel Faggins?

In a shock announcement from X-Factor central, Daniel Faggins has been named as the winner of next years competition. Simon Cowell was said to be 'thrilled' that Faggins was the winner because Simon was his mentor. In a break with tradition, Si...

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Funny story - Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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Funny story - It's Official! X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz To Tour With Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato

It's Official! X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz To Tour With Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Selena Gomez has just announced an upcoming concert tour that will feature Gomez, Demi Lovato, and two of this year's youngest X-Factor contestants Rachel Crow, 13, and Drew Ryniewicz, 14. The 37-city tour is being p...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...

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Funny story - Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor

Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - Paula Abdul was recently interviewed at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in Avocado Heights. The 50-year-old dancer and choreographer, who was fired from X-Factor last year, told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that s...

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Funny story - Clarkson offends Cocozza

Clarkson offends Cocozza

Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble yesterday for offending X-Factor contestant Frankie Cocozza. The Top Gear host reportedly said Frankie was like "a distressed dog in pain". Jeremy Clarkson has been known to get into trouble for offensive comm...

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Funny story - Drogba: "I am Rachel Hylton!"

Drogba: "I am Rachel Hylton!"

In a sensational interview with the News Of The World, Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has made bizarre claims of leading a double life, and blamed the X-Factor for losing his place in the starting line up. Drogba claims that he was forced to feign...

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Funny story - Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Soul Diva Whitney Houston tonight overcame a potential disaster as she performed live on UK TV show the X-Factor. Part way into Houston's performance a titty sling strap snapped, a minor event, nonetheless one which could have had embarrassing con...

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