Funny story - Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...

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Funny story - X Factor Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Story just reached 100 Views!

X Factor Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Story just reached 100 Views!

There was amazing news from Monkey Woods' writers desk at TheSpoof.com this morning, when it was revealed that a story by the amateur scribbler and social commentator had, in only three days, racked up more than 100 views worldwide! The story, Dia...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...

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Funny story - X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,...

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Funny story - Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...

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Funny story - Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression

Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression

LOS ANGELES - Family and friends of Khloe Kardashian all agree that since she was fired by Simon Cowell as host of the X-Factor she has been quite depressed. Her husband, Los Angeles Clippers player Lamar Odom told Glamboyant Magazine, formerly Th...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...

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Funny story - Stacy Keibler or Khloe Kardashian Could Be One of The Two New X-Factor Judges

Stacy Keibler or Khloe Kardashian Could Be One of The Two New X-Factor Judges

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has stated that he has added two more names to his list of possible X-Factor judges. The T-shirted "Sultan of Sarcasm" spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and stated that he is really taking his time with his select...

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Funny story - X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...

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Funny story - X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

LONDON - Wagner Fiuza Carrilho's facial expression has gone from a blitheringly bleak frown to a bloomingly blissful smile. The Brazilian-born singer was eliminated from X-Factor during the past weekend. Carrilho reportedly told his personal hair...

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Funny story - New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor

New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor

Hitting the small screen next month is a new reality TV show from Simon Cowell's Psycho Productions. The 'Max-Factor' features modeling wannabes from throughout the country who will preen, paint and strut their stuff in the usual tearful audition...

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Funny story - Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.

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Funny story - Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-Factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.

Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-Factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.

Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final, he'll be giving her a slap i...

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Funny story - X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X Factor star Rhydian Roberts should have won the Kenyan presidential election by miles it was revealed today. Roberts has called for a re-run of the vote because he lost. The vote was obviously rigged and everyone in the democratic...

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Funny story - Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said. "Including Beat It, My Way and B...

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Funny story - Demi Lovato's Bombshell Revelation

Demi Lovato's Bombshell Revelation

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, 20, has just announced quite a Tinsel Town revelation. She told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she came very close to quitting her judge's position on X-Factor. Lovato, who last year spent three months in two different rehab...

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Funny story - Gaddafi threatens to become more threatening, claiming "X Factor" solution to problems

Gaddafi threatens to become more threatening, claiming "X Factor" solution to problems

Analysis of Libyan nuttiness have detected that Colonel Gaddafi has set the stage for what looks to be a very confrontational conclusion to the troubles in Libya. The stage, in a 14,000-seat arena in Tripoli, has seen the delivery and erection of...

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Funny story - Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...

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Funny story - It's War !

It's War !

As predicted last week, the X Factor has proved to be more insidious than Hitler, and has sparked a new European War. Jones the Steam the secretive leader of the Welsh National Liberation Army "The Viet Taff" has announced that with the demise of...

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Funny story - X-Factor - "American Anthems My Arse!" - Local Man Fumes

X-Factor - "American Anthems My Arse!" - Local Man Fumes

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a pork pie hat wearing ignoramus for the most part was left hopping mad Saturday as he settled down with long suffering wife, Anne, and a case of yellow Belgian lemonade to watch the live X-Factor show. With a theme...

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