Funny story - A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee

A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee

LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...

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Funny story - 18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor's £1 Million First Prize

18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor's £1 Million First Prize

LONDON - Joe McElderry, the 18-year-old native of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England has been crowned the winner of the 2009 edition of X-Factor. Young Joe was thrilled beyond belief and became even more noticeably thrilled when he received a s...

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Funny story - Marxist Chav Britain: X Factor 2010 episode 3, an on-stage punch-up!

Marxist Chav Britain: X Factor 2010 episode 3, an on-stage punch-up!

ITV Studios, England: 75 years ago Britain ran most of the World, how the mighty fallen have fallen. Arise, Chavs of Britain! "Little Britain" wasn't a contrived picture of Britain, as ghastly and abhorrent behaviour has become the 'norm'. The X...

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Funny story - X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

Campaigners bidding to make Wagner Carillho this year's X Factor winner reckon they're backing a dead cert - thanks to global opera fans. It is widely believed that online campaigns to promote the eccentric Brazilian contestant are designed to mif...

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Funny story - X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In

X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In

To everyone's surprise, Rachel Adedeji avoided yet another sing-off in this year's X-Factor due mainly to a change in hairstyle and a rollicking version of Tuna Turner's 'Proud Mary' And then, Simon Cowell's protege, Danyl of the Johnsons, who cle...

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Funny story - Mary to join Girls Aloud!

Mary to join Girls Aloud!

In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition. "With Cheryl's busy schedule and Nadine's reluctance to be...

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Funny story - Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in

Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in

The mayhem, chaos and other Libyan unrest all came to a halt last night, with things quickly returning to abnormal in the country. Simon Cowell, complete with unreal-looking teeth and premium-rate telephone numbers, was flown in to Tripoli by Cedr...

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Funny story - Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...

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Funny story - X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary

X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary

Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...

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Funny story - Simon's XXX Factor

Simon's XXX Factor

Money making guru Simon Cowell plans to launch a new show in ITV's spring schedules to find Britain's newest porn star. Cowell said yesterday, "Over several series of the X Factor, I have been amazed by the British public's readiness to prostitut...

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Funny story - X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

HOLLYWOOD - The cool cat singing Marcus Canty was eliminated from the semifinals of X-Factor. And it was good to see that there was no meltdown like the previous weeks when teens Drew Ryniewics, 14, and Rachel Crow, 13, were sent back home. Th...

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Funny story - X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego

LONDON - The 17-year-old X-Factor student Cher Lloyd, from Malvern, Worcestershire, has stated that getting booed at the Tinie Tempah concert was not only shocking, but disgusting, horrendous, and bordering on lunaticesque. She stated that it has...

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Funny story - X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

On the day that Swindon was officially recognised as Britain's dumbest town, Skoob Entertainment News reporters came across a compulsive liar who insisted that popular TV show the X-Factor couldn't possibly be fixed. Jethro Ooarr, 27, told SEN tha...

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Funny story - X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?

X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?

The x-facfor must be approaching the crunch point where the favourites begin to be voted off. Cheryl is becoming worried that she is going to lose one of her girls. Why else would she attack Wagner, on live TV, in front of untold millions? She's...

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Funny story - Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...

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Funny story - X-Factor Host Steve Jones Will Be Given The Old Heave Ho and Be Replaced By Derek Hough

X-Factor Host Steve Jones Will Be Given The Old Heave Ho and Be Replaced By Derek Hough

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Steve Jones hosting X-Factor is kind of like watching a salmon climb out of a river and try to run along the banks - it is a very sad and uncomfortable sight to watch. Many of the Hollywood publications including T...

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Funny story - Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...

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Funny story - Louis Walsh makes astonishing attack on Bruce Forsyth

Louis Walsh makes astonishing attack on Bruce Forsyth

Louis Walsh, the X Factor Judge, has made an astonishing attack on Bruce Foryth the veteran television entertainer. Walsh said "Bruce is finished in the entertainment industry, he is to old, he does no know anything about young people or modern en...

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Funny story - Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor...

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