Kanye West and X-Factor's Astro To Host New Reality Show Called 'So You Think You Can Rap?"

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 9 January 2012

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LeRoy "Bongo Man" Washington will be The So You Think You Can Rap music director.

HOLLYWOOD - The newly formed Bro Channel has just announced that it will be premiering the reality show So You Think You Can Rap? on Friday the 13.

A spokesperson for the BC stated that the new music show will be hosted by Kanye West and 15-year-old X-Factor cast-off Astro, whose real name is Brian Bradley.

The shows concept is basically the same as America Idol's except that unlike AI, So You Think You Can Rap? will not feature any silly, non-talented, losers performing during the early auditions who have no business performing in front of a herd of yaks much less in front of the American viewing audience.

Kanye West informed Afro Sheen Magazine reporter YoDelle Denzel St. Bling that the early American Idol auditions insult the American people by subjecting them to talentless jerks whose singing could literally cause squirrels to commit suicide by completely swallowing themselves.

Little Astro, who has one of the worst attitudes of any 15-year-old in the Continental United States, said that he is not going to hold back and that he will be hammering the performers without mercy and that he hopes to become the new Simon Cowell, except only a lot shorter, younger, blacker, and without the dumbass, friggin cracker T-shirts that the English dandy wears.

St. Bling said that he sat in on a taping of the new show and security guards had to be called in three times to separate the singers from Kanye and Astro.

The show will be sponsored in part by the nationwide IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurants.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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