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Threat of One Direction re-union gets even closer

Funny story: Threat of One Direction re-union gets even closer

Just when you thought it was safe to pick up a guitar and microphone, the individual members of One Direction have threatened to get back together again. With the new screeching and invisible-dog-patting-while-singing season getting underway - or...

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New Series Meltdown

The X-Factor began this week with a massive ratings slump as the new line up of judges (The Dark Lord Cowell, Face and Boobs One, Face and Boobs Two and Some Bloke From the Radio we Suspect Might Actually Be A Cardboard Cutout) failed to draw in the...

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Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...

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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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"Last One Standing"

Funny story: "Last One Standing"

A furious X-Factor fan slammed ITV last night after Cheryl Fernandez-Vaselini-Esperanza-Maximina's performance caused him to have a massive erection without warning! Habitual masturbator Dick Rasch, 87, suffered near blindness when he prematurely...

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Khloe Kardashian Says Hosting The Waffle Wars Has Saved Her Sanity

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says Hosting The Waffle Wars Has Saved Her Sanity

HOLLYWOOD - Last year was not a good one for Khloe Kardashian of the LaLaLand Kardashian Klan. First she was fired from her X-Factor hosting job and then her husband NBA star Lamar Odom started messing around on her. Khloe said that although her s...

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Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

Funny story: Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has come out and stated that when she was appearing as a judge on X-Factor that Simon Cowell and her became very close. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Cowell fell...

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Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Funny story: Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...

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Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

Funny story: Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...

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Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...

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Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

Funny story: Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

HOLLYWOOD - British television mogul Simon Cowell is not a happy camper as his pride and joy X-Factor has just been cancelled by the FOX Network. Cowell said that he was having lunch with his long time friend and fellow ex-judge Paula Abdul at The...

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Merkel listened to US too!

Funny story: Merkel listened to US too!

Bonn, Bonn, somewhere in France: German chancellor, Angel Merkel, has admitted to listening to US because she just cannot stand the sound of her own voice. After having playbacks played back to her by her favourite minister, Herr Arschloch van Win...

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Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

Funny story: Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View. Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time. Cowell gl...

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Khloe Kardashian Admits That She Was Attracted To Lamar Odom Simply Because He Was Taller Than Her

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Admits That She Was Attracted To Lamar Odom Simply Because He Was Taller Than Her

LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian, who at 5-foot-10-inches, is the tallest of all the Kardashians recently confided to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about her initial infatuation with her husband NBA star Lamar Odom. She said that it was...

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Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...

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X-Factor - Lillie McCloud, 51, Is The Early On Favorite

Funny story: X-Factor - Lillie McCloud, 51, Is The Early On Favorite

LOS ANGELES - The host of X-Factor, Mario Lopez is doing a bang up job and hardly anyone even remembers that Khloe Kardashian was his co-host last year. According to iRumors Khloe was fired because she really didn't bring much to the table (except...

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Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors

Funny story: Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since being fired from X-Factor last year, Britney Spears has become a bit of a recluse in the world of glitz and glamour. She has gone from being on the spotlight before 20 million viewers of Simon Cowell's talen...

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X-Factor's Simon Cowell Has Fallen In Love With Paulina Rubio's Accent

Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Has Fallen In Love With Paulina Rubio's Accent

LOS ANGELES - This year's edition of X-Factor has kicked off with a bang and Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell could not be happier. He and last year's judge Demi Lovato have been joined by two brand new judges, Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child...

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