Katie Waissel - World's Most Hated

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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X Factor contestant Katie Waissel is officially the most hated person in the world - ever!

Already 2,200 viewers have joined the "I hate Katie Waissel" group on Facebook. More than 11,000 joind "Get Katie Waissel out and Get Gamu Nhengu in" after Gamu had visa problems.

But the wave of hatred has spread globally.

"Oh yeah - that woman's worse that Hitler and Stalin put together," said one correspondent in Glasgow. "X Factor? What's that?" she added.

"Pol Pot - he was a bit of a git, but he was nothing on this evil mare," said a resident of Munich who contacted us yesterday."

According to our poll - carried out by PollsRUs - 90 per cent of respondents thought Katie was the most evil person in the world. Adolf Hitler came in a close second, with 50 per cent of the vote, and Genghis Khan was third with 37 per cent. (That's too many per cents. You're fired - ed.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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