Alita Battle Angel 2: 'The Last Kingdom' Movie - Plot
In the year 2563, exactly 300 years after Earth was devastated by a catastrophic war known as "The Fall," Alita talks to Dr. Dyson Ido in his workshop before her final Motorball game which will make her eligible to enter Zalem. Dr. Dyson Ido expl…
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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau
US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...
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The Future of War: Pretty Balloons!
American Army General, Lex Von Killbot, has suggested that America may need to engage in a balloon war with China and Russia and other enemies. “We need balloons in the air over Moscow and helping the Ukrainians win their struggle. I want balloons…
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Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out
Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…
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Hitler's Ladyboys!
Berlin - When the old eastern bloc finally crumbled in upon it's own decaying Stalinist foundations; it wasn't only hordes of badly dressed east Germans that flocked into the gaudy neon strasses of west Berlin; following closely behind the mu...
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Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating
A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...
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US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq
Ireland to declare war on France
Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!
Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About
Ukraine's Prez Zelensky To Perform Comedy Special For Peace
Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel
China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to US
White House clarifies 'We are not at war with Islam' speech
Back to the Future: Harriers Junked, Refurbished Spitfire Squadrons Assigned to New Carriers!
Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy
Future News: United Democracies of Arabia to Invade Corporcracy of USA
Ireland Declares War On The Vatican
Wimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine
Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…
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President Obama Planning To Send Troops Into Tripoli - President George W. Bush Replies, "I Knew It! The Skinny Little Fella Is A Closet Republican!"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, after meeting in secret with Vice-President Joe Biden, talk show host and 'unofficial' presidential advisor Oprah Winfrey, and the "First Mama" Michelle Obama has reached a somewhat startling decision. Th...
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Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected
President Bush today, in the face of growing pressure about the war in Iraq, announced that General George Patton would replace General David Petraeus as commander of the Multinational Force in Iraq.
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US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens
BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.
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Elderly Take Over Virginia Old Folks Home
At 5:56 p.m on August 11, 2014, Christiansberg, Virginia police received a call from inside the Christiansberg Retirement Home. On the other line was a frightened employee who claimed that the entire home was being taken over by riot. I am as sho...
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Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role
Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has confirmed that he will star in his own biopic film with a script still in the works. As Russia and Ukraine agree to continue ceasefire talks, Zelensky has won global praise as he fights to defend Ukraine…
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Putin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate
Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…
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Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...
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Wholesale murder at retail prices is just plain wrong.
AUSTIN TEXAS - Today the U.S. Office for Revaluation of Institutional Finance In Competitive Efficiency or ORIFICE, announced that although today's biggest rogue terrorist states have the power to kill, maim, and bring segments of populations int...
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President Obama Declares War on Australia
American president Barack Obama has caused controversy by declaring war on Australia. At a heated press conference at the White House Obama told reporters: "What did Australia ever do for us? Sure they may have invented the didgeridoo, the kangaro...
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Toy Shop Recalls Action Man Figures In 'War Crimes' Fiasco
A major toy retailer has recalled millions of play figures after announcing that it had charged Action Man, the toy soldier with gripping hands, and realistic hair and beard, with war crimes against humanity. Toys-R-Bust say the toy, originally cr...
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Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches
After weeks of nonchalantly boasting that, on a scale of one to ten, his concern about COVID-19 was zero, 33-year-old Logan Ward of Nashville, Tennessee, had a nightmare wherein he stared directly into the coronavirus’s 19 bulging science-fiction eye...
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Toyota Using Ass-Kicking Taliban in New Ads
Tokyo, Japan - The Toyota Motor Corporation unleashed a new commercial today, marketed towards Authoritarian regimes and Dictators around the globe. The commercial plays heavily on the recent success of the Taliban in Afghanistan. A victory that c…
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US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens
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Wholesale murder at retail prices is just plain wrong.
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Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected
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Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out
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President Obama Declares War on Australia
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President Obama Planning To Send Troops Into Tripoli - President George W. Bush Replies, "I Knew It! The Skinny Little Fella Is A Closet Republican!"
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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau
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Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
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Toy Shop Recalls Action Man Figures In 'War Crimes' Fiasco
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And Yet Again, Another European War
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Hitler's Ladyboys!
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Elderly Take Over Virginia Old Folks Home
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Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating
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Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches
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Alita Battle Angel 2: 'The Last Kingdom' Movie - Plot
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Toyota Using Ass-Kicking Taliban in New Ads
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Putin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate
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Wimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine
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Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role
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The Future of War: Pretty Balloons!
