Funny story - Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.

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Funny story - Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals

Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals

President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...

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Funny story - Rogue audio captured of Trump and Pompeo deep inside D.C. bar with major program discussion

Rogue audio captured of Trump and Pompeo deep inside D.C. bar with major program discussion

The latest whistleblowing comes from an audio tape secreted in a booth deep inside a Washington D.C. bar called “Club Enobarbus.” How the specific booth was pinpointed for the listening device is, of course, known only by the CIA and such agencies...

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Funny story - Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Funny story - Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has given an impassioned defense of football at a Dallas news conference. In his opening statement he said that the NFL had more than 200 unique million viewers last season. "Hundreds of thousands of them were po...

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Funny story - Iran And Iraq Travel Advice Update

Iran And Iraq Travel Advice Update

The killing of so-called terrorist leader, Qasem Soleimani, by US forces earlier this week has drawn stern warnings of revenge from Iran, and the British Foreign Office has issued new travel advice for Britons intending to travel to the area, and, in...

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Funny story - Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...

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Funny story - Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aur...

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Funny story - Trump and Kim at the DMZ take naked dip together to celebrate friendship

Trump and Kim at the DMZ take naked dip together to celebrate friendship

Guard Dog News has learned Mr. Trump’s recent trip to meet Kim Jong Un in Korea's Demilitarized Zone had its exotic side. In a surprise development, Mr. Trump stopped off yesterday on the way home from the G20 Summit to visit Mr. Kim. Mr. Trump...

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Funny story - Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!

Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!

New Conservative Party leader and prime minister, Boris Johnson, has had to further delay the release of his biography of William Shakespeare, 'The Riddle Of Genius', for reasons as yet unknown, but it may be that its release will be cancelled altoge...

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Funny story - Man's Father-in-law Has Become Nocturnal

Man's Father-in-law Has Become Nocturnal

A man has revealed how his father-in-law has taken the unusual step of refusing to go to bed at bedtime, and staying up all night, then sleeping right through the next day, instead. Moys Kenwood, 56, a resident of Tapon commune in Battambang, clai...

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Funny story - Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...

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Funny story - Obama And Putin Now Great Friends

Obama And Putin Now Great Friends

As it looks like there may be a diplomatic solution to Russia's incursion into the Ukraine, Presidents Obama and Putin have had long telephone conversations trying to resolve the matter. Now, it turns out, that they have become great friends. Aid...

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Funny story - President Trump Hard At Work On World War 4

President Trump Hard At Work On World War 4

After last week's airstrike that killed Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, and the fallout from that incident that has brought the world to the brink of a new world conflict, President Trump was back at his White House desk over the weekend, putting th...

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Funny story - Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...

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Funny story - World Cup 2018: War Cup?

World Cup 2018: War Cup?

As the World Cup 2018 tournament comes closer by the day, is it reasonable to assume that 'football's greatest showcase' might also be Armageddon? The World Cup kicks off on June 14 in Russia, but the recent case of Sergei Skripal, the former spy...

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Funny story - A Study On The Military Tactics Of Tweetle Beetles

A Study On The Military Tactics Of Tweetle Beetles

In 1965, Dr. Theodore "Seuss" Geisel published his war study, Fox in Socks. The final 20% of the book discusses tactics and strategy employed by Tweetle Beetles in battle conditions. One sentence reads, "When beetles fight their battles in a bo...

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Funny story - Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches

Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches

After weeks of nonchalantly boasting that, on a scale of one to ten, his concern about COVID-19 was zero, 33-year-old Logan Ward of Nashville, Tennessee, had a nightmare wherein he stared directly into the coronavirus’s 19 bulging science-fiction eye...

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Funny story - Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

A spokesman from Israel today told the United Nations that the Chinese are winding up with much of the money sent to help the PLO have food and necessities. China is using child labor to make solid round but lighter-weight but lethal stones and se...

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Funny story - Love Accused of Colonialism

Love Accused of Colonialism

Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...

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