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The War On Terror Is Over As Terror Concedes Defeat

Funny story: The War On Terror Is Over As Terror Concedes Defeat

There were celebrations at the White House and in Downing Street this morning when it was revealed that the decades-long War on Terror was finally over, Terror having admitted that it was a spent force, and that it no longer had the resources or the...

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This Country Declares War On That One

Funny story: This Country Declares War On That One

After mounting tension over the last two weeks between the two countries, fighting finally broke out along the border, and a declaration made at 3pm this afternoon, was that This Country is at war with That One. Hostilities then commenced in earne...

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Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aur...

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Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian fighter pilot, Abhinandan Varthaman, the man captured then released by Pakistan after his bombing raid went wrong, has been praised by millions on social media, and has been awarded the highest accolade known to Indians - he is to be allowed t...

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Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

Funny story: Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US. Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...

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Toxic masculinity conference studies short skirts and male hands

Funny story: Toxic masculinity conference studies short skirts and male hands

The latest concern on male toxicity (homo toxicitus) focuses on male sexuality as somehow related, leading to a myriad of new theories. The essential question is: What is “the real man”? Versus “the toxic man”? The male toxicity thesis: males...

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English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

Funny story: English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

The English Civil War, which raged throughout the land in two periods between 1642 and 1651, was the last time the people of England were so divided on opinion that they had to revert to inflicting violence upon one another, but the current state of...

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Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

Funny story: Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

President Trump’s decision to withdraw from Syria and drawdown in Afghanistan, has the nation’s capitol in a near state of paralysis. Even FOX News has turned on the President with accusations he is “refounding ISIS.” A hullabaloo of protest ha...

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Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

Funny story: Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...

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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

Funny story: US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...

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Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Funny story: Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...

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Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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WW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices

Funny story: WW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices

World War 1 is an evocative and mysterious war. The dark trenches, the stench of death, the rattle of bullets, the endless referees' whistles, the thwack of metal boot on leather, the cheeky banter of the chants. The war was technically won by the...

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Theresa May ponders sacking entire army and using cheaper ghosts from WW1

Funny story: Theresa May ponders sacking entire army and using cheaper ghosts from WW1

On the hundredth anniversary of the end of World War 1, world leaders gathered in France to commemorate the event. French president Macron said, "It is important that we remember the fallen, and that we ensure such a thing never happens again.

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Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

Funny story: Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

The Mexican government has said in a statement released at lunchtime today, that it is to deploy 5,200 troops to its border with the USA, to counter the 5,200 US troops President Donald Trump says he is sending there as part of Operation Faithful Pat...

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North Korea And South Korea Declare War

Funny story: North Korea And South Korea Declare War

The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...

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WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Funny story: WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...

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Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

Funny story: Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...

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