WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, after meeting in secret with Vice-President Joe Biden, talk show host and 'unofficial' presidential advisor Oprah Winfrey, and the "First Mama" Michelle Obama has reached a somewhat startling decision.
The president will start to make preparations for a military land invasion of Libya which should take place on or about April 13, 2011.
He has decided that since his popularity rating is way down he has to do something to get that sucka back up (his word).
President Obama was at first quite leery of approaching the matter in this regard since he knows that it will clearly show the American people that deep down inside he is a Republican.
He did call up the man that he replaced in the White House and informed him of this intention. President Obama provided President Bush will all of the details of the invasion which he has code named "Operation Kiss Your Asses Goodbye 'Cause The USA Be Comin' Y'all!"
The president (Obama) stated that when he informed the former president (Bush) of his intentions that Mr. George, as Obama calls him said that he needed to pause for a few minutes.
President Obama later told his woman (wife) that he could actually hear Mr. George wiping away some tears.
When President Bush, who lives in Dallas, and works part-time at a hardware store, got back on the phone he told Mr. Barry, as he calls Obama, that he was proud as hell of him and that he kind of had a real sneaky suspicion that deep down inside he was a closet Republican even though he is half black.
President Bush went on to say that he was glad and totally thrilled beyond belief that his half white side had decided to do the right thing and invade Topeka, Liberia.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: That old cowboy is still one scary work of art. We all know Georgy really meant to say Tripoli, Libya.]
Bush told Mr. Barry that he is also happy because now that hateful, Alaskan woman who ambushes moose, caribou, and reindeer from a damn helicopter will get her camouflage-wearing ass kicked in the upcoming Republican presidential primaries.
USA DAYBREAK is reporting that when the former governor of Alaska and ex-future mother-in-law of Levi Johnston heard that President Obama had decided to invade Libya she angrily yelled out, "Well dammit all! Golly gee willakers, I was da one that was supposed to be invading countries and shit.
Gosh darnit, ya know, I always had a feeling deep down in the pit of my big game huntin' belly that "Obie" was really a 'Trans-Republican' ever since he told that little black-rooted blonde bitch Katie Couric that his pet dog "Myrtle" had eaten his birth certificate."
To read more about President Obama's planned invasion log on to the Internet and go to www.oprahwinfreyunofficialobamaadvisor.own
