Wars And Guns Kill More Than Abortions Stop Fertilized Eggs

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 3 May 2022

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"Yeah! We know what men in power really want. And it's not a woman in charge."

On the one hand, there are pro-life people. No abortion for the fourteen-year-old rape victim. Abortions kill.

On the other hand, the same pro-life people are pro-gun. A gun isn't like a Kitchen Aid or a leaf blower. Guns kill people.

While Supreme Court Justice Alito is anti-abortion, he remains pro-gun, sighting the 2nd Amendment. Same with Justice Thomas and the majority of the Supreme Court. The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution gave citizens the right to bear arms. The 2nd Amendment is over two hundred years old, and the writers weren't thinking of a Kalashnikov.

The Constitution never gave the US permission to go to the moon. The US went anyway. Evolution and science make positive change possible.

If the Supreme Court decides on anti-abortion law, then the Supreme Court should also finance the cost of raising and educating all non-aborted children.

But anti-abortion rhetoric is just a pretense and a way of getting rid of the educated, working woman and returning her to a menial, unskilled, lower paying job.

Keep the little lady barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. Or in the servant's quarters.

The ultimate example of anti-abortion hypocrisy in the Donald Trump White House was its policy of ripping babies from their mother's arms at the Mexican border. Some were breastfeeding babies, and others were children up to 10 years of age.

"I DON'T REALLY CARE. DO U?" Was written on Melania Trump's jacket when she visited the Mexican border.

Anti-abortion people also don't really care, but they believe in guns.

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